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y； and helmets old； and troops； all streamers； flags and banners glittering gay； red； gold； and purple； and in every hand a square of gingerbread； all gilded nice； was brandished awful。 At a word； ten thousand thousand Naples biscuits； crackers； buns； and flannel…cakes； and hats of gingerbread encountered in mid air in glorious exaltation； like some huge storm of mill…stones； or when it rains whole clouds of dogs and cats。
The frogs； astonished； thunderstruck； forgot their notes and music； that before had seemed so terrible； and drowned the cries of knight renown； and mute in wonder heard the words of Whittington； pronouncing solemn：〃Goblins； chimeras dire； or frogs； or whatsoe'er enchantment thus presents in antique shape； attend and hear the words of peace； and thou； good herald； read aloud the Riot Act！〃
He ceased； and dismal was the tone that softly breathed from all the frogs in chorus； who quick had petrified with fright； unless redoubted Gog and Magog； both with poles； high topped with airy bladders by a string dependent； had not stormed against his lordship。 Ever and anon the bladders； loud resounding on his chaps； proclaimed their fury against all potent law； coercive mayoralty； when he； submissive； thus in cunning guile addressed the knights assailant：〃Gog； Magog； renowned and famous！ what； my sons； shall you assail your father； friend； and chief confessed？ Shall you； thus armed with bladders vile； attack my title； eminence； and pomp sublime？ Subside； vile discord； and again return to your true 'legiance。 Think； my friends； how oft your gorgeous pouch I've crammed； all calapash； green fat； and calapee。 Remember how you've feasted； stood inert for ages； until size immense you've gained。 And think； how different is the service of Munchausen； where you o'er seas； cold； briny； float along the tide； eternal toiling like to slaves of Algiers and Tripoli。 And ev'n on high； balloon like； through the heavens have journeyed late； upon a rainbow or some awful bridge stretched eminent； as if on earth he had not work sufficient to distress your potent servitudes； but he should also seek in heaven dire cause of labour！ Recollect； my friends； even why or wherefore should you thus assail your lawful magistrate； or why desert his livery？ or for what or wherefore serve this German Lord Munchausen； who for all your labour shall alone bestow some fudge and heroic blows in war？ Then cease； and thus in amity return to friendship aldermanic； bungy； brown； and sober。〃
Ceased he then； right worshipful； when both the warring champions instant stemmed their battle； and in sign of peace and unity returning； 'neath their feet reclined their weapons。 Sudden at a signal either stamped his foot sinistrine； and the loud report of bursten bladder stunned each ear surrounding； like the roar of thunder from on high convulsing heaven and earth。
'Twas now upon the saddle once again the knight of Mancha rose； and in his hand far balancing his lance； full tilt against the troops of bulls opposing run。 And thou； shrill Crillitrilkril； than whom no cricket e'er on hob of rural cottage； or chimney black； more gladsome turned his merry note； e'en thou didst perish； shrieking gave the ghost in empty air； the sport of every wind； for e'en that heart so jocund and so gay was pierced； harsh spitted by the lance of Mancha； while undaunted thou didst sit between the horns that crowned Mowmowsky。 And now Whittington advanced； 'midst armour antique and the powers Magog and Gog； and with his rod enchanting touched the head of every frog； long mute and thunderstruck； at which； in universal chorus and salute； they sung blithe jocund； and amain advanced rebellious 'gainst my troop。
While Sphinx； though great； gigantic； seemed instinctive base and cowardly； and at the sight of storming gingerbread； and powers； Magog and Gog； and Quixote； all against her； started fierce； o'erturning boat； balloons； and all； loud roared the bulls； hideous； and the crash of wheels； and chaos of confusion drear； resounded far from earth to heaven。 And still more fierce in charge the great Lord Whittington； from poke of ermine his famed Grimalkin took。 She screamed； and harsh attacked my bulls confounded； lightning…like she darted； and from half the troop their eyes devouring tore。 Nor could the riders； crickets throned sublime； escape from rage； from fury less averse than cannons murder o'er the stormy sea。 The great Mowmowsky roared amain and plunged in anguish； shunning every dart of fire…eyed fierce Grimalkin。 Dire the rage of warfare and contending crickets； Quixote and great Magog； when Whittington advancing〃Good； my friends and warriors； headlong on the foe bear down impetuous。〃 He spoke； and waving high the mighty rod； tipped wonderful each bull； at which more fierce the creatures bellowed； while enchantment drear devoured their vitals。 And all had gone to wreck in more than mortal strife； unless； like Neptune orient from the stormy deep； I rose； e'en towering o'er the ruins of my fighting troops。 Serene and calm I stood； and gazed around undaunted； nor did aught oppose against my foes impetuous。 But sudden from chariot purses plentiful of fudge poured forth； and scattered it amain o'er all the crowd contending。 As when old Catherine or the careful Joan doth scatter to the chickens bits of bread and crumbs fragmented； while rejoiced they gobble fast the proffered scraps in general plenty and fraternal peace； and 〃hush；〃 she cries； 〃hush！ hush！〃
CHAPTER XXX
/The Baron arrives in Englandthe Colossus of Rhodes comes to congratulate himGreat rejoicings on the Baron's return； and a tremendous concertThe Baron's discourse with Fragrantia； and her opinion of the Tour to the Hebrides。/
Having arrived in England once more； the greatest rejoicings were made for my return； the whole city seemed one general blaze of illumination； and the Colossus of Rhodes； hearing of my astonishing feats； came on purpose to England to congratulate me on such unparalleled achievements。 But above all other rejoicings on my return； the musical oratorio and song of triumph were magnificent in the extreme。 Gog and Magog were ordered to take the maiden tower of Windsor； and make a tambourine or great drum of it。 For this purpose they extended an elephant's hide； tanned and prepared for the design； across the summit of the tower； from parapet to parapet； so that in proportion this extended elephant's hide was to the whole of the castle what the parchment is to a drum； in such a manner that the whole became one great instrument of war。
To correspond with this； Colossus took Guildhall and Westminster Abbey； and turning the foundations towards the heavens； so that the roofs of the edifices were upon the ground； he strung them across with brass and steel wire from side to side； and thus； when strung； they had the appearance of most noble dulcimers。 He then took the great dome of St。 Paul's； raising it off the earth with as much facility as you would a decanter of claret。 And when once risen up it had the appearance of a quart bottle。 Colossus instantly； with his teeth； cracked off the superior part of the cupola； and then applying his lips to the instrument； beg