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even get out of her chair； but smiled and said he wanted shaving。
Then he sat down quite calmly at the garden table and took a cup
of tea； and then I realized that this must be Mr。 Smith himself。
He has stopped here ever since and does not really give much trouble；
though I sometimes fancy he is a little weak in his head。
〃Ruth Davis。
〃P。S。I forgot to say that he looked round at the garden and said；
very loud and strong： ‘Oh； what a lovely place you've got；'
just as if he'd never seen it before。〃
The room had been growing dark and drowsy； the afternoon sun sent one
heavy shaft of powdered gold across it； which fell with an intangible
solemnity upon the empty seat of Mary Gray； for the younger women
had left the court before the more recent of the investigations。
Mrs。 Duke was still asleep； and Innocent Smith； looking like a large
hunchback in the twilight； was bending closer and closer to his paper toys。
But the five men really engaged in the controversy； and concerned not
to convince the tribunal but to convince each other； still sat round
the table like the Committee of Public Safety。
Suddenly Moses Gould banged one big scientific book on top of another；
cocked his little legs up against the table； tipped his chair
backwards so far as to be in direct danger of falling over；
emitted a startling and prolonged whistle like a steam engine；
and asserted that it was all his eye。
When asked by Moon what was all his eye； he banged down behind
the books again and answered with considerable excitement；
throwing his papers about。 〃All those fairy…tales you've
been reading out；〃 he said。 〃Oh！ don't talk to me！
I ain't littery and that； but I know fairy…tales when I hear 'em。
I got a bit stumped in some of the philosophical bits
and felt inclined to go out for a B。 and S。 But we're living
in West 'Ampstead and not in 'Ell； and the long and the short
of it is that some things 'appen and some things don't 'appen。
Those are the things that don't 'appen。〃
〃I thought；〃 said Moon gravely； 〃that we quite clearly explained〃
〃Oh yes； old chap； you quite clearly explained；〃 assented Mr。 Gould
with extraordinary volubility。 〃You'd explain an elephant
off the doorstep； you would。 I ain't a clever chap like you；
but I ain't a born natural； Michael Moon； and when there's
an elephant on my doorstep I don't listen to no explanations。
‘It's got a trunk；' I says。‘My trunk；' you says：
‘I'm fond of travellin'； and a change does me good。'‘But
the blasted thing's got tusks；' I says。‘Don't look a gift 'orse
in the mouth；' you says； ‘but thank the goodness and the graice
that on your birth 'as smiled。'‘But it's nearly as big as
the 'ouse；' I says。‘That's the bloomin' perspective；' you says；
‘and the sacred magic of distance。'‘Why； the elephant's trumpetin'
like the Day of Judgement；' I says。‘That's your own conscience
a…talking to you； Moses Gould；' you says in a grive and
tender voice。 Well； I 'ave got a conscience as much as you。
I don't believe most of the things they tell you in church
on Sundays； and I don't believe these 'ere things any more
because you goes on about 'em as if you was in church。
I believe an elephant's a great big ugly dingerous beast
and I believe Smith's another。〃
〃Do you mean to say；〃 asked Inglewood； 〃that you still doubt the evidence
of exculpation we have brought forward？〃
〃Yes； I do still doubt it；〃 said Gould warmly。 〃It's all
a bit too far…fetched； and some of it a bit too far off。
'Ow can we test all those tales？ 'Ow can we drop in and buy
the ‘Pink 'Un' at the railway station at Kosky Wosky or whatever
it was？ 'Ow can we go and do a gargle at the saloon…bar on top
of the Sierra Mountains？ But anybody can go and see Bunting's
boarding…house at Worthing。〃
Moon regarded him with an expression of real or assumed surprise。
〃Any one；〃 continued Gould； 〃can call on Mr。 Trip。〃
〃It is a comforting thought；〃 replied Michael with restraint；
〃but why should any one call on Mr。 Trip？〃
〃For just exactly the sime reason；〃 cried the excited Moses；
hammering on the table with both hands； 〃for just exactly the sime
reason that he should communicate with Messrs。 'Anbury and Bootle
of Paternoster Row and with Miss Gridley's 'igh class Academy
at 'Endon； and with old Lady Bullingdon who lives at Penge。〃
〃Again； to go at once to the moral roots of life；〃 said Michael；
〃why is it among the duties of man to communicate with old
Lady Bullingdon who lives at Penge？〃
〃It ain't one of the duties of man；〃 said Gould； 〃nor one of his pleasures；
either； I can tell you。 She takes the crumpet； does Lady Bullingdon
at Penge。 But it's one of the duties of a prosecutor pursuin'
the innocent； blameless butterfly career of your friend Smith；
and it's the sime with all the others I mentioned。〃
〃But why do you bring in these people here？〃 asked Inglewood。
〃Why！ Because we've got proof enough to sink a steamboat；〃
roared Moses； 〃because I've got the papers in my very 'and；
because your precious Innocent is a blackguard and 'ome smasher；
and these are the 'omes he's smashed。 I don't set up for a 'oly man；
but I wouldn't 'ave all those poor girls on my conscience for something。
And I think a chap that's capable of deserting and perhaps
killing 'em all is about capable of cracking a crib or shootin'
an old schoolmasterso I don't care much about the other yarns
one way or another。〃
〃I think；〃 said Dr。 Cyrus Pym with a refined cough；
〃that we are approaching this matter rather irregularly。
This is really the fourth charge on the charge sheet；
and perhaps I had better put it before you in an ordered
and scientific manner。〃
Nothing but a faint groan from Michael broke the silence
of the darkening room。
Chapter IV
The Wild Weddings；
or； the Polygamy Charge
〃A modern man；〃 said Dr。 Cyrus Pym； 〃must； if he be thoughtful；
approach the problem of marriage with some caution。
Marriage is a stagedoubtless a suitable stagein the long
advance of mankind towards a goal which we cannot as yet conceive；
which we are not； perhaps； as yet fitted even to desire。
What； gentlemen； is the ethical position of marriage？
Have we outlived it？〃
〃Outlived it？〃 broke out Moon； 〃why； nobody's ever survived it！
Look at all the people married since Adam and Eveand all
as dead as mutton。〃
〃This is no doubt an inter…pellation joc'lar in its character；〃
said Dr。 Pym frigidly。 〃I cannot tell what may be Mr。 Moon's
matured and ethical view of marriage〃
〃I can tell；〃 said Michael savagely； out of the gloom。 〃Marriage is a duel
to the death； which no man of honour should decline。〃
〃Michael；〃 said Arthur Inglewood in a low voice； 〃you MUST keep quiet。〃
〃Mr。 Moon；〃 said Pym with exquisite good temper； 〃probably regards
the institution in a more antiquated manner。 Probably he would make
it stringent and uniform。 He would treat divorce in some great soul
of steelthe divorce of a Julius Caesar or of a Salt Ring Robinson
exactly as he would treat some no…account tramp or labourer who
scoots from his wife。 Scie