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the fatal boots-第9章

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friend; and so we made a party CARRY; as the French say。  Some

naval officers were occupied in a similar way at a table next to

ours。



WellI didn't spare the bottle; either for myself or for my

friends; and we grew very talkative; and very affectionate as the

drinking went on。  Each man told stories of his gallantry in the

field; or amongst the ladies; as officers will; after dinner。

Clopper confided to the company his wish that I should marry his

sister; and vowed that he thought me the best fellow in Christendom。



Ensign Dobble assented to this。  〃But let Miss Clopper beware;〃

says he; 〃for Stubbs is a sad fellow: he has had I don't know how

many liaisons already; and he has been engaged to I don't know how

many women。〃



〃Indeed!〃 says Clopper。  〃Come; Stubbs; tell us your adventures。〃



〃Psha!〃 said I; modestly; 〃there is nothing; indeed; to tell。  I

have been in love; my dear boywho has not?and I have been

jiltedwho has not?〃



Clopper swore he would blow his sister's brains out if ever SHE

served me so。



〃Tell him about Miss Crutty;〃 said Dobble。  〃He! he!  Stubbs served

THAT woman out; anyhow; she didn't jilt HIM。  I'll be sworn。〃



〃Really; Dobble; you are too bad; and should not mention names。

The fact is; the girl was desperately in love with me; and had

moneysixty thousand pounds; upon my reputation。  Well; everything

was arranged; when who should come down from London but a

relation。〃



〃Well; and did he prevent the match?〃



〃Prevent ityes; sir; I believe you he did; though not in the

sense that YOU mean。  He would have given his eyesay; and ten

thousand pounds moreif I would have accepted the girl; but I

would not。〃



〃Why; in the name of goodness?〃



〃Sir; her uncle was a SHOEMAKER。  I never would debase myself by

marrying into such a family。〃



〃Of course not;〃 said Dobble; 〃he couldn't; you know。  Well; now

tell him about the other girl; Mary Waters; you know。〃



〃Hush; Dobble; hush! don't you see one of those naval officers has

turned round and heard you?  My dear Clopper; it was a mere

childish bagatelle。〃



〃Well; but let's have it;〃 said Clopper〃let's have it。  I won't

tell my sister; you know。〃  And he put his hand to his nose and

looked monstrous wise。



〃Nothing of that sort; Clopperno; no'pon honorlittle Bob

Stubbs is no LIBERTINE; and the story is very simple。  You see that

my father has a small place; merely a few hundred acres; at

Sloffemsquiggle。  Isn't it a funny name?  Hang it; there's the

naval gentleman staring again;〃(I looked terribly fierce as I

returned this officer's stare; and continued in a loud careless

voice)。  Well; at this Sloffemsquiggle there lived a girl; a Miss

Waters; the niece of some blackguard apothecary in the neighborhood;

but my mother took a fancy to the girl; and had her up to the park

and petted her。  We were both youngandandthe girl fell in love

with me; that's the fact。  I was obliged to repel some rather warm

advances that she made me; and here; upon my honor as a gentleman;

you have all the story about which that silly Dobble makes such a

noise。



Just as I finished this sentence。  I found myself suddenly taken by

the nose; and a voice shouting out;



〃Mr。 Stubbs; you are A LIAR AND A SCOUNDREL!  Take this; sir;and

this; for daring to meddle with the name of an innocent lady。〃



I turned round as well as I couldfor the ruffian had pulled me

out of my chairand beheld a great marine monster; six feet high;

who was occupied in beating and kicking me; in the most

ungentlemanly manner; on my cheeks; my ribs; and between the tails

of my coat。  〃He is a liar; gentlemen; and a scoundrel!  The

bootmaker had detected him in swindling; and so his niece refused

him。  Miss Waters was engaged to him from childhood; and he

deserted her for the bootmaker's niece; who was richer。〃And then

sticking a card between my stock and my coat…collar; in what is

called the scruff of my neck; the disgusting brute gave me another

blow behind my back; and left the coffee…room with his friends。



Dobble raised me up; and taking the card from my neck; read;

CAPTAIN WATERS。  Clopper poured me out a glass of water; and said

in my ear; 〃If this is true; you are an infernal scoundrel; Stubbs;

and must fight me; after Captain Waters;〃 and he flounced out of

the room。



I had but one course to pursue。  I sent the Captain a short and

contemptuous note; saying that he was beneath my anger。  As for

Clopper; I did not condescend to notice his remark but in order to

get rid of the troublesome society of these low blackguards; I

determined to gratify an inclination I had long entertained; and

make a little tour。  I applied for leave of absence; and set off

THAT VERY NIGHT。  I can fancy the disappointment of the brutal

Waters; on coming; as he did; the next morning to my quarters and

finding me GONE。  Ha! ha!



After this adventure I became sick of a military lifeat least the

life of my own regiment; where the officers; such was their

unaccountable meanness and prejudice against me; absolutely refused

to see me at mess。  Colonel Craw sent me a letter to this effect;

which I treated as it deserved。I never once alluded to it in any

way; and have since never spoken a single word to any man in the

North Bungays。





AUGUST。DOGS HAVE THEIR DAYS。





See; now; what life is!  I have had ill…luck on ill…luck from that

day to this。  I have sunk in the world; and; instead of riding my

horse and drinking my wine; as a real gentleman should; have hardly

enough now to buy a pint of ale; ay; and am very glad when anybody

will treat me to one。  Why; why was I born to undergo such

unmerited misfortunes?



You must know that very soon after my adventure with Miss Crutty;

and that cowardly ruffian; Captain Waters (he sailed the day after

his insult to me; or I should most certainly have blown his brains

out; NOW he is living in England; and is my relation; but; of

course; I cut the fellow)very soon after these painful events

another happened; which ended; too; in a sad disappointment。  My

dear papa died; and; instead of leaving five thousand pounds; as I

expected at the very least; left only his estate; which was worth

but two。  The land and house were left to me; to mamma and my

sisters he left; to be sure; a sum of two thousand pounds in the

hands of that eminent firm Messrs。 Pump; Aldgate and Co。; which

failed within six months after his demise; and paid in five years

about one shilling and ninepence in the pound; which really was all

my dear mother and sisters had to live upon。



The poor creatures were quite unused to money matters; and; would

you believe it? when the news came of Pump and Aldgate's failure;

mamma only smiled; and threw her eyes up to heaven; and said;

〃Blessed be God; that we have still wherewithal to live。  There are

tens of thousands in this world; dear children; who would count our

poverty riches。〃  An
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