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LAMPITO
But who has called together this council of women； pray？
LYSISTRATA
I have。
LAMPITO
Well then； tell us what you want of us。
CLEONICE
Yes； please tell us！ What is this very important business you wish
to inform us about？
LYSISTRATA
I will tell you。 But first answer me one question。
CLEONICE
Anything you wish。
LYSISTRATA
Don't you feel sad and sorry because the fathers of your
children are far away from you with the army？ For I'll wager there
is not one of you whose husband is not abroad at this moment。
CLEONICE
Mine has been the last five months in Thrace…looking after
Eucrates。
MYRRHINE
It's seven long months since mine left for Pylos。
LAMPITO
As for mine； if he ever does return from service； he's no sooner
home than he takes down his shield again and flies back to the wars。
LYSISTRATA
And not so much as the shadow of a lover！ Since the day the
Milesians betrayed us； I have never once seen an eight…inch gadget
even； to be a leathern consolation to us poor widows。。。。 Now tell
me； if I have discovered a means of ending the war； will you all
second me？
CLEONICE
Yes verily； by all the goddesses； I swear I will； though I have to
put my gown in pawn； and drink the money the same day。
MYRRHINE
And so will I； though I must be split in two like a flat…fish； and
have half myself removed。
LAMPITO
And I too； why to secure peace； I would climb to the top of
Mount Taygetus。
LYSISTRATA
Then I will out with it at last； my mighty secret！ Oh！ sister
women； if we would compel our husbands to make peace； we must
refrain。。。
CLEONICE
Refrain from what？ tell us； tell us！
LYSISTRATA
But will you do it？
MYRRHINE
We will； we will； though we should die of it。
LYSISTRATA
We must refrain from the male altogether。。。。 Nay； why do you
turn your backs on me？ Where are you going？ So； you bite your lips；
and shake your heads； eh？ Why these pale； sad looks？ why these
tears？ Come； will you do it…yes or no？ Do you hesitate？
CLEONICE
I will not do it； let the war go on。
MYRRHINE
Nor will I； let the war go on。
LYSISTRATA （to MYRRHINE）
And you say this； my pretty flat…fish； who declared just now
they might split you in two？
CLEONICE
Anything； anything but that！ Bid me go through the fire； if you
will；…but to rob us of the sweetest thing in all the world； Lysistrata
darling！
LYSISTRATA （to MYRRHINE）
And you？
MYRRHINE
Yes； I agree with the others； I too would sooner go through the
fire。
LYSISTRATA
Oh； wanton； vicious sex！ the poets have done well to make
tragedies upon us； we are good for nothing then but love and lewdness！
But you； my dear； you from hardy Sparta； if you join me； all may yet
be well； help me； second me； I beg you。
LAMPITO
'Tis a hard thing； by the two goddesses it is！ for a woman to
sleep alone without ever a strong male in her bed。 But there； peace
must come first。
LYSISTRATA
Oh； my darling； my dearest； best friend； you are the only one
deserving the name of woman！
CLEONICE
But if…which the gods forbid…we do refrain altogether from what
you say； should we get peace any sooner？
LYSISTRATA
Of course we should； by the goddesses twain！ We need only sit
indoors with painted cheeks； and meet our mates lightly clad in
transparent gowns of Amorgos silk； and perfectly depilated； they
will get their tools up and be wild to lie with us。 That will be the
time to refuse； and they will hasten to make peace； I am convinced
of that！
LAMPITO
Yes； just as Menelaus； when he saw Helen's naked bosom； threw away
his sword； they say。
CLEONICE
But； oh dear； suppose our husbands go away and leave us。
LYSISTRATA
Then； as Pherecrates says； we must 〃flay a skinned dog；〃 that's
all。
CLEONICE
Fiddlesticks！ these proverbs are all idle talk。。。。 But if our
husbands drag us by main force into the bedchamber？
LYSISTRATA
Hold on to the door posts。
CLEONICE
But if they beat us？
LYSISTRATA
Then yield to their wishes； but with a bad grace； there is no
pleasure in it for them； when they do it by force。 Besides； there
are a thousand ways of tormenting them。 Never fear； they'll soon
tire of the game； there's no satisfaction for a man； unless the
woman shares it。
CLEONICE
Very well； if you must have it so； we agree。
LAMPITO
For ourselves； no doubt we shall persuade our husbands to conclude
a fair and honest peace； but there is the Athenian populace； how are
we to cure these folk of their warlike frenzy？
LYSISTRATA
Have no fear； we undertake to make our own people listen to
reason。
LAMPITO
That's impossible； so long as they have their trusty ships and the
vast treasures stored in the temple of Athene。
LYSISTRATA
Ah！ but we have seen to that； this very day the Acropolis will
be in our hands。 That is the task assigned to the older women； while
we are here in council； they are going； under pretence of offering
sacrifice； to seize the citadel。
LAMPITO
Well said indeed！ everything is going for the best。
LYSISTRATA
Come； quick； Lampito； and let us bind ourselves by an inviolable
oath。
LAMPITO
Recite the terms； we will swear to them。
LYSISTRATA
With pleasure。 Where is our Scythian policewoman？ Now； what are
you staring at； pray？ Lay this shield on the earth before us； its
hollow upwards； and someone bring me the victim's inwards。
CLEONICE
Lysistrata； say； what oath are we to swear？
LYSISTRATA
What oath？ Why； in Aeschylus； they sacrifice a sheep； and swear
over a buckler； we will do the same。
CLEONICE
No； Lysistrata； one cannot swear peace over a buckler； surely。
LYSISTRATA
What other oath do you prefer？
CLEONICE
Let's take a white horse； and sacrifice it； and swear on its
entrails。
LYSISTRATA
But where shall we get a white horse？
CLEONICE
Well； what oath shall we take then？
LYSISTRATA
Listen to me。 Let's set a great black bowl on the ground； let's
sacrifice a skin of Thasian wine into it； and take oath not to add one
single drop of water。
LAMPITO
Ah！ that's an oath pleases me more than I can say。
LYSISTRATA
Let them bring me a bowl and a skin of wine。
CLEONICE
Ah！ my dears； what a noble big bowl！ what fun it will be to
empty it
LYSISTRATA
Set the bowl down on the ground； and lay your hands on the victim。
。。。。Alm