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with the laudable and fine talent of knowing how to smother their
husbands with caresses in order to make them oblivious of the existence of
lovers。
MERC。 Well！ Shall I tell you what I think？ An imaginary evil
concerns fools only； my device should be： 'Less honour and more peace。'
CLE。 Would you； without any repugnance； suffer me openly to love a
gallant？
MERC。 Yes； if I were no longer worried by your tongue； and if it
changed your temper and your goings…on。 I prefer a convenient vice； to a
fatiguing virtue。 Adieu； Cleanthis； my dear soul； I must follow
Amphitryon。 （He goes away。）
CLE Why has not my heart sufficient resolution to punish this
infamous scoundrel？ Ah； how it maddens me； now； that I am an honest
woman！
END OF THE FIRST ACT
ACT Il
SCENE I
AMPHITRYON； SOSIE
AMPH。 Come here； you rascal； come here。 Do you know； Master
Villain； that your talk is sufficient to cause me to knock you down； and
that my wrath waits only for a stick to thrash you as I intend？
SOS。 If you take it in that way； Monsieur； I have nothing more to say；
you will be always in the right。
AMPH。 So？ You scoundrel； you wish to impose upon me as truths
tales which I know to be extravagantly far…fetched？
SOS。 No； I am the servant； and you are the master； it shall not be
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otherwise than you wish it； Monsieur。
AMPH。 Come； I will choke down the anger that inflames me； and hear
all you have to say about your mission。 I must unravel this confusion
before I see my wife。 Collect your senses； think well over what you say；
and answer each question word for word。
SOS。 But； lest I make a mistake； tell me； I beseech you； beforehand； in
what way it would please you to have this affair healed。 Shall I speak；
Monsieur； according to my conscience； or as usual when near the great？
Shall I tell the truth or use a certain complaisance？
AMPH。 No； I only wish you to give me a perfectly unvarnished
account。
SOS。 Good。 That is enough； leave it to me； you have； but to interrogate
me。
AMPH。 Upon the order which I lately gave you 。 。 。
SOS。 I set forth under skies veiled in black crape； swearing bitterly
against you for this wretched martyrdom； and cursing twenty times the
order of which you speak。
AMPH。 What do you mean； you villain？
SOS。 You have only to speak； Monsieur； and I shall lie； if you desire it。
AMPH。 That is how a valet shows his zeal for us。 Never mind。 What
happened to you on the way？
SOS。 I had a mortal fright at the least thing I met。
AMPH。 Poltroon！
SOS。 Nature has her caprices in forming us； she gives us differing
inclinations； some find a thousand delights in exposing themselves； I find
them in taking care of myself。
AMPH。 When you arrived at the house。。。？
SOS。 When I reached the door； I wished to rehearse to myself for a
short time； in what tone and in what manner I should give a glorious
account of the battle。
AMPH。 What followed？
SOS。 Some one came to annoy and trouble me。
AMPH。 Who was he？
SOS。 Sosie； another I； jealous of your orders； whom you sent to
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Alcmene from the port； and who has as full knowledge of our secrets as I
who am speaking to you。
AMPH。 What nonsense！
SOS。 No； Monsieur； it is the simple truth： this I was at your house
sooner than I； and； I swear to you； I was there before I had arrived。
AMPH。 Pray； where does all this cursed nonsense come from？ Is it a
dream？ Is it drunkenness？ Mind…wandering？ Or a sorry joke？
SOS。 No； it is the thing as it is； and by no means an idle tale。 I am a
man of honour； I give you my word； and you must please believe it。 I tell
you； believing I was but one Sosie； I found myself two at your house； and
of these two I's； piqued with jealousy； one is at the house； and the other is
with you； the I who is here； tired out； found the other I fresh； jolly and
active； having no other anxiety than to fight and break bones。
AMPH。 I confess I must be of a very placid temper； very peaceable；
very gentle； to permit a valet to entertain me with such nonsense！
SOS。 If you become angry； no more conference between us： you know
all will be over at once。
AMPH。 No； I will listen to you without being carried away； I promised
it。 But tell me in good earnest； is there any shadow of likelihood in this
new mystery which you have just told me？
SOS。 No； you are right； the matter must appear to everyone past credit。
It is a fact past understanding； an extravagant； ridiculous； far…fetched tale：
it shocks common sense； but it is none the less a fact。
AMPH。 How can anyone believe it； unless he has taken leave of his
senses？
SOS。 I myself did not believe it without extreme difficulty： I thought I
was losing my senses when I saw myself two； and； for a long time； I
treated my other self as an impostor： but he compelled me in the end to
recognise myself； I saw it was I； without any trickery； from head to foot he
is like me…handsome； a noble air； well built； charming manners； in fact；
two peas do not resemble each other more； were it not that his hands are a
little too heavy； I should be perfectly satisfied。
AMPH。 I had need exhort myself to patience！ But did you not in the
end go into the house？
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SOS。 Good； go in！ Ah！ In what fashion？ Have I never wished to listen
to reason？ Did I not forbid myself to enter our door？
AMPH。 In what way？
SOS。 With a stick； my back still aches from it。
AMPH。 You have been thrashed？
SOS。 Truly。
AMPH。 And by whom？
SOS。 Myself。
AMPH。 You have thrashed yourself？
SOS。 Yes； I； not the I who is here； but the I from the house； who
whacks soundly。
AMPH。 Heaven confound you for talking to me like this！
SOS。 I am not joking； the I whom I ha