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did not enjoy it the less for that。 Away she went； flying from one to
another； screeching with laughter。 And the servants loved the ball itself
better even than the game。 But they had to take some care how they
threw her； for if she received an upward direction； she would never come
down again without being fetched。
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5。 What Is to Be Done？
But above…stairs it was different。 One day； for instance； after
breakfast； the king went into his counting…house； and counted out his
money。 The operation gave him no pleasure。
〃To think；〃 said he to himself； 〃that every one of these gold sovereigns
weighs a quarter of an ounce； and my real； live； flesh…and…blood princess
weighs nothing at all！〃
And he hated his gold sovereigns； as they lay with a broad smile of
self…satisfaction all over their yellow faces。
The queen was in the parlour； eating bread and honey。 But at the
second mouthful she burst out crying； and could not swallow it。
The king heard her sobbing。 Glad of anybody； but especially of his
queen； to quarrel with； he clashed his gold sovereigns into his money…box；
clapped his crown on his head； and rushed into the parlour。
〃What is all this about？〃 exclaimed he。 〃What are you crying for；
queen？〃
〃I can't eat it；〃 said the queen； looking ruefully at the honey…pot。
〃…No wonder！〃 retorted the king。 〃You've just eaten your breakfast
two turkey eggs； and three anchovies。〃
〃Oh； that's not it！〃 sobbed her Majesty。 〃It's my child； my child！〃
〃Well； what's the matter with your child？ She's neither up the
chimney nor down the draw…well。 Just hear her laughing。〃
Yet the king could not help a sigh； which he tried to turn into a cough；
saying
〃It is a good thing to be light…hearted； I am sure； whether she be ours
or not。〃
〃It is a bad thing to be light…headed；〃 answered the queen； looking with
prophetic soul far into the future。
〃'Tis a good thing to be light…handed；〃 said the king。
〃'Tis a bad thing to be light…fingered；〃 answered the queen。
〃'Tis a good thing to be light…footed；〃 said the king。
〃'Tis a bad thing〃 began the queen； but the king interrupted her。
〃In fact；〃 said he； with the tone of one who concludes an argument in
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which he has had only imaginary opponents； and in which； therefore； he
has come off triumphant〃in fact； it is a good thing altogether to be light…
bodied。〃
〃But it is a bad thing altogether to be light… minded；〃 retorted the
queen； who was beginning to lose her temper。
This last answer quite discomfited his Majesty； who turned on his heel；
and betook himself to his counting…house again。 But he was not half…way
towards it； when the voice of his queen overtook him。
〃And it's a bad thing to be light…haired；〃 screamed she； determined to
have more last words； now that her spirit was roused。
The queen's hair was black as night； and the king's had been； and his
daughter's was； golden as morning。 But it was not this reflection on his
hair that arrested him； it was the double use of the word light。 For the
king hated all witticisms； and punning especially。 And besides； he could
not tell whether the queen meant light…haired or light…heired； for why
might she not aspirate her vowels when she was exasperated herself？
He turned upon his other heel； and rejoined her。 She looked angry
still； because she knew that she was guilty； or； what was much the same；
knew that HE thought so。 〃My dear queen；〃 said he； 〃duplicity of any
sort is exceedingly objectionable between married people of any rank； not
to say kings and queens； and the most objectionable form duplicity can
assume is that of punning。〃
〃There！〃 said the queen； 〃I never made a jest； but I broke it in the
making。 I am the most unfortunate woman in the world！〃
She looked so rueful； that the king took her in his arms； and they sat
down to consult。
〃Can you bear this？〃 said the king。
〃No； I can't；〃 said the queen。
〃Well； what's to be done？〃 said the king。
〃I'm sure I don't know；〃 said the queen。 〃But might you not try an
apology？〃
〃To my old sister； I suppose you mean？〃 said the king。
〃Yes；〃 said the queen。
〃Well； I don't mind；〃 said the king。 So he went the next morning to
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the house of the princess； and； making a very humble apology； begged her
to undo the spell。 But the princess declared； with a grave face； that she
knew nothing at all about it。 Her eyes； however； shone pink； which was a
sign that she was happy。 She advised the king and queen to have
patience； and to mend their ways。 The king returned disconsolate。 The
queen tried to comfort him。
〃We will wait till she is older。 She may then be able to suggest
something herself。 She will know at least how she feels； and explain
things to us。〃
〃But what if she should marry？〃 exclaimed the king； in sudden
consternation at the idea。
〃Well； what of that？〃 rejoined the queen。 〃Just think！ If she were to
have children！ In the course of a hundred years the air might be as full of
floating children as of gossamers in autumn。〃
〃That is no business of ours；〃 replied the queen。 〃Besides； by that
time they will have learned to take care of themselves。〃
A sigh was the king's only answer。
He would have consulted the court physicians； but he was afraid they
would try experiments upon her。
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6。 She Laughs Too Much。
Meantime； notwithstanding awkward occurrences； and griefs that she
brought upon her parents； the little princess laughed and grewnot fat； but
plump and tall。 She reached the age of seventeen； without having fallen
into any worse scr