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shoulder； and asked if I 〃felt sick〃！ So now； to avoid all affectation of
superiority； I struggled into my great…coat； regardless of eighty degrees
temperature in the car； and meekly joined the standing army of martyrs； to
hurry； scampering with them from the still…moving car to the boat； and on
to the trolley before the craft had been moored to its landing pier。
In Paris； on taking an omnibus； you are given a number and the right
to the first vacant seat。 When the places in a 〃bus〃 are all occupied it
receives no further occupants。 Imagine a traction line attempting such a
reform here！ There would be a riot； and the conductors hanged to the
nearest trolley…poles in an hour！
To prevent a citizen from crowding into an over…full vehicle； and
stamping on its occupants in the process； would be to infringe one of his
dearest privileges； not to mention his chance of riding free。
A small boy of my acquaintance tells me he rarely finds it necessary to
pay in a New York car。 The conductors are too hurried and too
preoccupied pocketing their share of the receipts to keep count。 〃When he
passes； I just look blank！〃 remarked the ingenious youth。
Of all the individuals； however； in the community； our idle class suffer
the most acutely from lack of time； though； like Charles Lamb's gentleman；
they have all there is。
From the moment a man of leisure； or his wife； wakens in the morning
until they drop into a fitful slumber at night； their day is an agitated chase。
No matter where or when you meet them； they are always on the wing。
〃Am I late again？〃 gasped a thin little woman to me the other evening；
as she hurried into the drawing…room； where she had kept her guests and
dinner waiting。 〃I've been so driven all day； I'm a wreck！〃 A glance at her
hatchet…faced husband revealed the fact that he； too； was chasing after a
stray half…hour lost somewhere in his youth。 His color and most of his hair
had gone in its pursuit； while his hands had acquired a twitch； as though
urging on a tired steed。
Go and ask that lady for a cup of tea at twilight； ten to one she will
receive you with her hat on； explaining that she has not had time to take it
off since breakfast。 If she writes to you； her notes are signed； 〃In great
haste；〃 or 〃In a tearing hurry。〃 She is out of her house by half…past eight on
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most mornings； yet when calling she sits on the edge of her chair； and
assures you that she has not a moment to stay； 〃has only run in；〃 etc。
Just what drives her so hard is a mystery； for beyond a vague charity
meeting or two and some calls； she accomplishes little。 Although wealthy
and childless； with no cares and few worries； she succumbs to nervous
prostration every two or three years； 〃from overwork。〃
Listen to a compatriot's account of his European trip！ He will certainly
tell you how short the ocean crossing was； giving hours and minutes with
zest； as though he had got ahead of Father Time in a transaction。 Then
follows a list of the many countries seen during his tour。
I know a lady lying ill to…day because she would hurry herself and her
children； in six weeks last summer； through a Continental tour that should
have occupied three months。 She had no particular reason for hurrying；
indeed； she got ahead of her schedule； and had to wait in Paris for the
steamer； a detail； however； that in no way diminished madame's pleasure
in having done so much during her holiday。 This same lady deplores lack
of leisure hours； yet if she finds by her engagement book that there is a
free week ahead； she will run to Washington or Lakewood； 〃for a change；〃
or organize a party to Florida。
To realize how our upper ten scramble through existence； one must
also contrast their fidgety way of feeding with the bovine calm in which a
German absorbs his nourishment and the hours Italians can pass over their
meals； an American dinner party affords us the opportunity。
There is an impression that the fashion for quickly served dinners
came to us from England。 If this is true （which I doubt； it fits too nicely
with our temperament to have been imported）； we owe H。R。H。 a debt of
gratitude； for nothing is so tiresome as too many courses needlessly
prolonged。
Like all converts； however； we are too zealous。 From oysters to fruit；
dinners now are a breathless steeplechase； during which we take our viand
hedges and champagne ditches at a dead run； with conversation pushed at
much the same speed。 To be silent would be to imply that one was not
having a good time； so we rattle and gobble on toward the finger…bowl
winning… post； only to find that rest is not there！
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As the hostess pilots the ladies away to the drawing…room； she
whispers to her spouse； 〃You won't smoke long； will you？〃 So we are
mulcted in the enjoyment of even that last resource of weary humanity； the
cigar； and are hustled away from that and our coffee； only to find that our
appearance is a signal for a general move。
One of the older ladies rises； the next moment the whole circle； like a
flock of frightened birds； are up and off； crowding each other in the
hallway； calling for their carriages； and confusing the unfortunate servants；
who are trying to help them into their cloaks and overshoes。
Bearing in mind that the guests come as late as they dare； without
being absolutely uncivil； that dinners are served as rapidly as is physically
possible； and that the circle breaks up as soon as the meal ends； one asks
one's self in wonder why； if a dinner party is such a bore that it has to be
scrambled through； COUTE QUE COUTE； we continue to dine out？
It is within the bounds of possibility that people may have reasons for
hurrying through their days； and that dining out A LA LONGUE becomes
a weariness。
The one place； however； where you might expect to find people
reposeful and calm is at the theatre。 The labor of the day is then over； they
have assembled for an hour or two of relaxation and amusement。 Yet it is
at the