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at。 Thus he eluded the vigilance of the police; which searched its prey in those days with a sorry lack of cunning。 In truth; Haggart's wits were as nimble as his fingers; and he seldom failed to render a profitable account of his talents。 He beguiled one of his sojourns in gaol by manufacturing tinder wherewith to light the prisoners' pipes; and it is not astonishing that he won a general popularity。 In Ireland; when the constables would take him for a Scot; he answered in high Tipperary; and saved his skin for a while by a brogue which would not have shamed a modern patriot。 But quick as were his wits; his vanity always outstripped them; and no hero ever bragged of his achievements with a louder effrontery。
Now all you ramblers in mourning go; For the prince of ramblers is lying low; And all you maidens that love the game; Put on your mourning veils again。
Thus he celebrated his downfall in a ballad that has the true Newgate ring; and verily in his own eyes he was a hero who carried to the scaffold a dauntless spirit unstained by treachery。
He believed himself an adept in all the arts; as a squire of dames he held himself peerless; and he assured the ineffable Combe; who recorded his flippant utterance with a credulous respect; that he had sacrificed hecatombs of innocent virgins to his importunate lust。 Prose and verse trickled with equal facility from his pen; and his biography is a masterpiece。 Written in the pedlar's French as it was misspoken in the hells of Edinburgh; it is a narrative of uncommon simplicity and directness; marred now and again by such superfluous reflections as are the natural result of thievish sentimentality。 He tells his tale without paraphrase or adornment; and the worthy Writer to the Signet; who prepared the work for the Press; would have asked three times the space to record one…half the adventures。 ‘I sunk upon it with my forks and brought it with me'; ‘We obtained thirty…three pounds by this affair'is there not the stalwart flavour of the epic in these plain; unvarnished sentences?
His other accomplishments are pallid in the light of his brilliant left hand。 Once; at Derryhe attended a cock… fight; and beguiled an interval by emptying the pockets of a lucky bookmaker。 An expert; who watched the exploit in admiration; could not withhold a compliment。 ‘You are the Switcher;' he exclaimed; ‘some take all; but you leave nothing。' And it is as the Switcher that Haggart keeps his memory green。
II GENTLEMAN HARRY
GENTLEMAN HARRY
‘DAMN ye both! stop; or I will blow your brains out!' Thus it was that Harry Simms greeted his victims; proving in a phrase that the heroic age of the rumpad was no more。 Forgotten the debonair courtesy of Claude Duval! Forgotten the lightning wit; the swift repartee of the incomparable Hind! No longer was the hightoby…gloak a ‘gentleman' of the road; he was a butcher; if not a beggar; on horseback; a braggart without the courage to pull a trigger; a swashbuckler; oblivious of that ancient style which converted the misery of surrender into a privilege。 Yet Harry Simms; the supreme adventurer of his age; was not without distinction; his lithe form and his hard…ridden horse were the common dread of England; his activity was rewarded with a princely treasure; and if his method were lacking in urbanity; the excuse is that he danced not to the brilliant measure of the Cavaliers; but limped to the clumsy fiddle…scraping of the early Georges。
At Eton; where a too…indulgent grandmother had placed him; he ransacked the desks of his school…fellows; and avenged a birching by emptying his master's pockets。 Wherefore he lost the hope of a polite education; and instead of proceeding with a clerkly dignity to King's College; in the University of Cambridge; he was ignominiously apprenticed to a breeches…maker。 The one restraint was as irksome as the other; and Harry Simms abandoned the needle; as he had scorned the grammar; to go upon the pad。 Though his early companions were scragged at Tyburn; the light…fingered rascal was indifferent to their fate; and squandering such booty as fell to his share; he bravely ‘turned out' for more。 Tottenham Court Fair was the theatre of his childish exploits; and there he gained some little skill in the picking of pockets。 But a spell of bad trade brought him to poverty; and he attempted to replenish an empty pocket by the childish expedient of a threatening letter。
The plan was conceived and executed with a futility which ensured an instant capture。 The bungler chose a stranger at haphazard; commanding him; under penalty of death; to lay five guineas upon a gun in Tower Wharf; the guineas were cunningly deposited; and the rascal; caught with his hand upon the booty; was committed to Newgate。 Youth; and the intercession of his grandmother; procured a release; unjustified by the infamous stupidity of the trick。 Its very clumsiness should have sent him over sea; and it is wonderful that from a beginning of so little promise; he should have climbed even the first slopes of greatness。 However; the memory of gaol forced him to a brief interlude of honesty; for a while he wore the pink coat of Colonel Cunningham's postillion; and presently was promoted to the independence of a hackney coach。
Thus employed; he became acquainted with the famous Cyprians of Covent Garden; who; loving him for his handsome face and sprightly gesture; seduced him to desert his cab for an easier profession。 So long as the sky was fair; he lived under their amiable protection; but the summer having chased the smarter gentry from town; the ladies could afford him no more than would purchase a horse and a pair of pistols; so that Harry was compelled to challenge fortune on the high road。 His first journey was triumphantly successful。 A post…chaise and a couple of coaches emptied their wealth into his hands; and; riding for London; he was able to return the favours lavished upon him by Covent Garden。 At the first touch of gold he was transformed to a finished blade。 He purchased himself a silver…hilted sword; which he dangled over a discreet suit of black velvet; a prodigious run of luck at the gaming…tables kept his purse well lined; and he made so brilliant an appearance in his familiar haunts that he speedily gained the name of ‘Gentleman Harry。' But the money; lightly won; was lightly spent。 The tables took back more than they gave; and before long Simms was astride his horse again; flourishing his irons; and crying: ‘Stand and deliver'! upon every road in England。
Epping Forest was his general hunting…ground; but his enterprise took him far afield; and if one night he galloped by starlight across Bagshot Heath; another he was holding up the York stage with unbridled insolence。 He robbed; he roared; he blustered with praiseworthy industry; and good luck coming to the aid of caution; he escaped for a while the necessary punishment of his crimes。 It was on Stockbridge Downs that he met his first check。
He had stopped a chariot; and came off with a hatful of gold; but the victims; impatient of disaster; raised the county; and Gentleman Harry was laid by the heels。 Never at a loss; he condescen