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silence; till they came in sight of a great crowd; in the middle
of which the Lion and Unicorn were fighting。 They were in such a
cloud of dust; that at first Alice could not make out which was
which: but she soon managed to distinguish the Unicorn by his
horn。
They placed themselves close to where Hatta; the other
messenger; was standing watching the fight; with a cup of tea in
one hand and a piece of bread…and…butter in the other。
‘He's only just out of prison; and he hadn't finished his tea
when he was sent in;' Haigha whispered to Alice: ‘and they only
give them oyster…shells in thereso you see he's very hungry
and thirsty。 How are you; dear child?' he went on; putting his
arm affectionately round Hatta's neck。
Hatta looked round and nodded; and went on with his bread and
butter。
‘Were you happy in prison; dear child?' said Haigha。
Hatta looked round once more; and this time a tear or two
trickled down his cheek: but not a word would he say。
‘Speak; can't you!' Haigha cried impatiently。 But Hatta only
munched away; and drank some more tea。
‘Speak; won't you!' cried the King。 'How are they getting on
with the fight?'
Hatta made a desperate effort; and swallowed a large piece of
bread…and…butter。 ‘They're getting on very well;' he said in a
choking voice: ‘each of them has been down about eighty…seven
times。'
‘Then I suppose they'll soon bring the white bread and the
brown?' Alice ventured to remark。
‘It's waiting for 'em now;' said Hatta: ‘this is a bit of it
as I'm eating。'
There was a pause in the fight just then; and the Lion and the
Unicorn sat down; panting; while the King called out ‘Ten minutes
allowed for refreshments!' Haigha and Hatta set to work at once;
carrying rough trays of white and brown bread。 Alice took a
piece to taste; but it was VERY dry。
‘I don't think they'll fight any more to…day;' the King said to
Hatta: ‘go and order the drums to begin。' And Hatta went
bounding away like a grasshopper。
For a minute or two Alice stood silent; watching him。 Suddenly
she brightened up。 ‘Look; look!' she cried; pointing eagerly。
‘There's the White Queen running across the country! She came
flying out of the wood over yonderHow fast those Queens CAN
run!'
‘There's some enemy after her; no doubt;' the King said;
without even looking round。 ‘That wood's full of them。'
‘But aren't you going to run and help her?' Alice asked; very
much surprised at his taking it so quietly。
‘No use; no use!' said the King。 ‘She runs so fearfully quick。
You might as well try to catch a Bandersnatch! But I'll make a
memorandum about her; if you likeShe's a dear good creature;'
he repeated softly to himself; as he opened his memorandum…book。
‘Do you spell 〃creature〃 with a double 〃e〃?'
At this moment the Unicorn sauntered by them; with his hands in
his pockets。 ‘I had the best of it this time?' he said to the
King; just glancing at him as he passed。
‘A littlea little;' the King replied; rather nervously。
‘You shouldn't have run him through with your horn; you know。'
‘It didn't hurt him;' the Unicorn said carelessly; and he was
going on; when his eye happened to fall upon Alice: he turned
round rather instantly; and stood for some time looking at her
with an air of the deepest disgust。
‘Whatisthis?' he said at last。
‘This is a child!' Haigha replied eagerly; coming in front of
Alice to introduce her; and spreading out both his hands towards
her in an Anglo…Saxon attitude。 ‘We only found it to…day。 It's
as large as life; and twice as natural!'
‘I always thought they were fabulous monsters!' said the
Unicorn。 ‘Is it alive?'
‘It can talk;' said Haigha; solemnly。
The Unicorn looked dreamily at Alice; and said ‘Talk; child。'
Alice could not help her lips curling up into a smile as she began:
‘Do you know; I always thought Unicorns were fabulous monsters; too!
I never saw one alive before!'
‘Well; now that we HAVE seen each other;' said the Unicorn;
‘if you'll believe in me; I'll believe in you。 Is that a bargain?'
‘Yes; if you like;' said Alice。
‘Come; fetch out the plum…cake; old man!' the Unicorn went on;
turning from her to the King。 ‘None of your brown bread for me!'
‘Certainlycertainly!' the King muttered; and beckoned to
Haigha。 ‘Open the bag!' he whispered。 ‘Quick! Not that one
that's full of hay!'
Haigha took a large cake out of the bag; and gave it to Alice
to hold; while he got out a dish and carving…knife。 How they all
came out of it Alice couldn't guess。 It was just like a
conjuring…trick; she thought。
The Lion had joined them while this was going on: he looked
very tired and sleepy; and his eyes were half shut。 ‘What's
this!' he said; blinking lazily at Alice; and speaking in a deep
hollow tone that sounded like the tolling of a great bell。
‘Ah; what IS it; now?' the Unicorn cried eagerly。 ‘You'll
never guess! _I_ couldn't。'
The Lion looked at Alice wearily。 ‘Are you animalvegetable
or mineral?' he said; yawning at every other word。
‘It's a fabulous monster!' the Unicorn cried out; before Alice
could reply。
‘Then hand round the plum…cake; Monster;' the Lion said; lying
down and putting his chin on this paws。 ‘And sit down; both of
you;' (to the King and the Unicorn): ‘fair play with the cake;
you know!'
The King was evidently very uncomfortable at having to sit down
between the two great creatures; but there was no other place for him。
‘What a fight we might have for the crown; NOW!' the Unicorn
said; looking slyly up at the crown; which the poor King was
nearly shaking off his head; he trembled so much。
‘I should win easy;' said the Lion。
‘I'm not so sure of that;' said the Unicorn。
‘Why; I beat you all round the town; you chicken!' the Lion
replied angrily; half getting up as he spoke。
Here the King interrupted; to prevent the quarrel going on: he
was very nervous; and his voice quite quivered。 ‘All round the
town?' he said。 ‘That's a good long way。 Did you go by the old
bridge; or the market…place? You get the best view by the old
bridge。'
‘I'm sure I don't know;' the Lion growled out as he lay down
again。 ‘There was too much dust to see anything。 What a time
the Monster is; cutting up that cake!'
Alice had seated herself on the bank of a little brook; with
the great dish on her knees; and was sawing away diligently with
the knife。 ‘It's very provoking!' she said; in reply to the Lion
(she was getting quite used to being called ‘the Monster')。
‘I've cut several slices already; but they always join on again!'
‘You don't know how to manage Looking…glass cakes;' the Unicorn
remarked。 ‘Hand it round first; and cut it afterwards。'
This sounded nonsense; but Alice v