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industrious； conscientious； and singularly destitute of physical charm。
She is more than plain； she looks as if she had been planned without any
definite purpose in view； made of the wrong materials； been badly put
together； and never properly finished off； but 〃plain〃 after all is a relative
word。 Many a plain girl has been married for her beauty； and now and
then a beauty； falling under a cold eye； has been thought plain。
Phoebe has her compensations； for she is beloved by； and reciprocates
the passion of； the Woodmancote carrier； Woodmucket being the English
manner of pronouncing the place of his abode。 If he 〃carries〃 as
energetically for the great public as he fetches for Phoebe； then he must be
a rising and a prosperous man。 He brings her daily； wild strawberries；
cherries； birds' nests； peacock feathers； sea…shells； green hazel…nuts；
samples of hens' food； or bouquets of wilted field flowers tied together
tightly and held with a large； moist； loving hand。 He has fine curly hair
of sandy hue； which forms an aureole on his brow； and a reddish beard；
which makes another inverted aureole to match； round his chin。 One
cannot look at him； especially when the sun shines through him； without
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thinking how lovely he would be if stuffed and set on wheels； with a little
string to drag him about。
Phoebe confided to me that she was on the eve of loving the postman
when the carrier came across her horizon。
〃It doesn't do to be too hysty； does it； miss？〃 she asked me as we were
weeding the onion bed。 〃I was to give the postman his answer on the
Monday night； and it was on the Monday morning that Mr。 Gladwish
made his first trip here as carrier。 I may say I never wyvered from that
moment； and no more did he。 When I think how near I came to
promising the postman it gives me a turn。〃 （I can understand that； for I
once met the man I nearly promised years before to marry； and we both
experienced such a sense of relief at being free instead of bound that we
came near falling in love for sheer joy。）
The last and most important member of the household is the Square
Baby。 His name is Albert Edward； and he is really five years old and no
baby at all； but his appearance on this planet was in the nature of a
complete surprise to all parties concerned； and he is spoiled accordingly。
He has a square head and jaw； square shoulders； square hands and feet。
He is red and white and solid and stolid and slow…witted； as the young of
his class commonly are； and will make a bulwark of the nation in course
of time； I should think； for England has to produce a few thousand such
square babies every year for use in the colonies and in the standing army。
Albert Edward has already a military gait； and when he has acquired a
habit of obedience at all comparable with his power of command； he will
be able to take up the white man's burden with distinguished success。
Meantime I can never look at him without marvelling how the English
climate can transmute bacon and eggs； tea and the solid household loaf
into such radiant roses and lilies as bloom upon his cheeks and lips。
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CHAPTER III
July 8th。
Thornycroft is by way of being a small poultry farm。
In reaching it from Barbury Green； you take the first left…hand road； go
till you drop； and there you are。
It reminds me of my 〃grandmother's farm at Older。〃 Did you know
the song when you were a child？ …
My grandmother had a very fine farm 'Way down in the fields of
Older。 With a cluck…cluck here； And a cluck…cluck there； Here and there a
cluck…cluck； Cluck…cluck here and there； Down in the fields at Older。
It goes on for ever by the simple subterfuge of changing a few words
in each verse。
My grandmother had a very fine farm 'Way down in the fields of
Older。 With a quack…quack here； And a quack…quack there； Here and there
a quack…quack； Quack…quack here and there； Down in the fields at Older。
This is followed by the gobble…gobble； moo…moo； baa…baa； etc。； as
long as the laureate's imagination and the infant's breath hold good。 The
tune is pretty； and I do not know； or did not； when I was young； a more
fascinating lyric。
Thornycroft House must have belonged to a country gentleman once
upon a time； or to more than one； men who built on a bit here and there
once in a hundred years； until finally we have this charmingly irregular
and dilapidated whole。 You go up three steps into Mrs。 Heaven's room；
down two into mine； while Phoebe's is up in a sort of turret with long；
narrow lattices opening into the creepers。 There are crooked little stair…
cases； passages that branch off into other passages and lead nowhere in
particular； I can't think of a better house in which to play hide and seek on
a wet day。 In front； what was once； doubtless； a green； is cut up into
greens； to wit； a vegetable garden； where the onions； turnips； and potatoes
grow cosily up to the very door…sill； the utilitarian aspect of it all being
varied by some scarlet…runners and a scattering of poppies on either side of
the path。
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The Belgian hares have their habitation in a corner fifty feet distant；
one large enclosure for poultry lies just outside the sweetbrier hedge； the
others； with all the houses and coops； are in the meadow at the back；
where also our tumbler pigeons are kept。
Phoebe attends to the poultry； it is her department。 Mr。 Heaven has
neither the force nor the finesse required； and the gentle reader who thinks
these qualities unneeded in so humble a calling has only to spend a few
days at Thornycroft to be convinced。 Mrs。 Heaven would be of use； but
she is dressing the Square Baby in the morning and putting him to bed a