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n elderly gentleman； in a court…suit； and a chain round him； and two ladies； to burst out laughing。 There was an immense crowd in the supper…room； and； my stars！ it was a splendid supper … any amount of champagne。
Carrie made a most hearty supper； for which I was pleased； for I sometimes think she is not strong。 There was scarcely a dish she did not taste。 I was so thirsty； I could not eat much。 Receiving a sharp slap on the shoulder； I turned； and； to my amazement； saw Farmerson； our ironmonger。 He said； in the most familiar way： 〃This is better than Brickfield Terrace； eh？〃 I simply looked at him； and said coolly： 〃I never expected to see you here。〃 He said； with a loud； coarse laugh： 〃I like that … if YOU； why not ME？〃 I replied： 〃Certainly；〃 I wish I could have thought of something better to say。 He said： 〃Can I get your good lady anything？〃 Carrie said： 〃No； I thank you；〃 for which I was pleased。 I said； by way of reproof to him： 〃You never sent to…day to paint the bath； as I requested。〃 Farmerson said： 〃Pardon me； Mr。 Pooter； no shop when we're in company； please。〃
Before I could think of a reply； one of the sheriffs； in full Court costume； slapped Farmerson on the back and hailed him as an old friend； and asked him to dine with him at his lodge。 I was astonished。 For full five minutes they stood roaring with laughter； and stood digging each other in the ribs。 They kept telling each other they didn't look a day older。 They began embracing each other and drinking champagne。
To think that a man who mends our scraper should know any member of our aristocracy！ I was just moving with Carrie； when Farmerson seized me rather roughly by the collar； and addressing the sheriff； said： 〃Let me introduce my neighbour； Pooter。〃 He did not even say 〃Mister。〃 The sheriff handed me a glass of champagne。 I felt； after all； it was a great honour to drink a glass of wine with him； and I told him so。 We stood chatting for some time； and at last I said： 〃You must excuse me now if I join Mrs。 Pooter。〃 When I approached her； she said： 〃Don't let me take you away from friends。 I am quite happy standing here alone in a crowd； knowing nobody！〃
As it takes two to make a quarrel； and as it was neither the time nor the place for it； I gave my arm to Carrie； and said： 〃I hope my darling little wife will dance with me； if only for the sake of saying we had danced at the Mansion House as guests of the Lord Mayor。〃 Finding the dancing after supper was less formal； and knowing how much Carrie used to admire my dancing in the days gone by； I put my arm round her waist and we commenced a waltz。
A most unfortunate accident occurred。 I had got on a new pair of boots。 Foolishly； I had omitted to take Carrie's advice； namely； to scratch the soles of them with the points of the scissors or to put a little wet on them。 I had scarcely started when； like lightning； my left foot slipped away and I came down； the side of my head striking the floor with such violence that for a second or two I did not know what had happened。 I needly hardly say that Carrie fell with me with equal violence； breaking the comb in her hair and grazing her elbow。
There was a roar of laughter； which was immediately checked when people found that we had really hurt ourselves。 A gentleman assisted Carrie to a seat； and I expressed myself pretty strongly on the danger of having a plain polished floor with no carpet or drugget to prevent people slipping。 The gentleman； who said his name was Darwitts； insisted on escorting Carrie to have a glass of wine； an invitation which I was pleased to allow Carrie to accept。
I followed； and met Farmerson； who immediately said； in his loud voice 〃Oh； are you the one who went down？〃
I answered with an indignant look。
With execrable taste； he said： 〃Look here； old man； we are too old for this game。 We must leave these capers to the youngsters。 Come and have another glass； that is more in our line。〃
Although I felt I was buying his silence by accepting； we followed the others into the supper…room。
Neither Carrie nor I； after our unfortunate mishap； felt inclined to stay longer。 As we were departing； Farmerson said： 〃Are you going？ if so； you might give me a lift。〃
I thought it better to consent； but wish I had first consulted Carrie。
CHAPTER V。
After the Mansion House Ball。 Carrie offended。 Gowing also offended。 A pleasant party at the Cummings'。 Mr。 Franching； of Peckham； visits us。
May 8。 … I woke up with a most terrible head…ache。 I could scarcely see； and the back of my neck was as if I had given it a crick。 I thought first of sending for a doctor； but I did not think it necessary。 When up； I felt faint； and went to Brownish's； the chemist； who gave me a draught。 So bad at the office； had to get leave to come home。 Went to another chemist in the City； and I got a draught。 Brownish's dose seems to have made me worse； have eaten nothing all day。 To make matters worse； Carrie； every time I spoke to her； answered me sharply … that is； when she answered at all。
In the evening I felt very much worse again and said to her： 〃I do believe I've been poisoned by the lobster mayonnaise at the Mansion House last night；〃 she simply replied； without taking her eyes from her sewing： 〃Champagne never did agree with you。〃 I felt irritated； and said： 〃What nonsense you talk； I only had a glass and a half； and you know as well as I do … 〃 Before I could complete the sentence she bounced out of the room。 I sat over an hour waiting for her to return； but as she did not； I determined I would go to bed。 I discovered Carrie had gone to bed without even saying 〃good…night〃； leaving me to bar the scullery door and feed the cat。 I shall certainly speak to her about this in the morning。
May 9。 … Still a little shaky； with black specks。 The BLACKFRIARS BI…WEEKLY NEWS contains a long list of the guests at the Mansion House Ball。 Disappointed to find our names omitted； though Farmerson's is in plainly enough with M。L。L。 after it； whatever that may mean。 More than vexed； because we had ordered a dozen copies to send to our friends。 Wrote to the BLACKFRIARS BI…WEEKLY NEWS； pointing out their omission。
Carrie had commenced her breakfast when I entered the parlour。 I helped myself to a cup of tea； and I said； perfectly calmly and quietly： 〃Carrie； I wish a little explanation of your conduct last night。〃
She replied； 〃Indeed！ and I desire something more than a little explanation of your conduct the night before。〃
I said； coolly： 〃Really； I don't understand you。〃
Carrie said sneeringly： 〃Probably not； you were scarcely in a condition to understand anything。〃
I was astounded at this insinuation and simply ejaculated： 〃Caroline！〃
She said： 〃Don't be theatrical； it has no effect on me。 Reserve that tone for your new friend； Mister Farmerson； the ironmonger。〃
I was about to speak； when Carrie； in a temper such as I have never seen her in before； told me to hold my tongue。 She said： 〃Now I'M going to say something！ After professing to snub Mr。 Farmerson； you permit him to snub YOU； in my presence； and then accept his invitation to take a glass o