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As it was getting on for five； we four held a consultation； and Gowing suggested that we should make for 〃The Cow and Hedge〃 and get some tea。 Stillbrook said： 〃A brandy…and…soda was good enough for him。〃 I reminded them that all public…houses were closed till six o'clock。 Stillbrook said； 〃That's all right … BONA…FIDE travellers。〃
We arrived； and as I was trying to pass； the man in charge of the gate said： 〃Where from？〃 I replied： 〃Holloway。〃 He immediately put up his arm； and declined to let me pass。 I turned back for a moment； when I saw Stillbrook； closely followed by Cummings and Gowing； make for the entrance。 I watched them； and thought I would have a good laugh at their expense； I heard the porter say： 〃Where from？〃 When； to my surprise； in fact disgust； Stillbrook replied： 〃Blackheath；〃 and the three were immediately admitted。
Gowing called to me across the gate； and said： 〃We shan't be a minute。〃 I waited for them the best part of an hour。 When they appeared they were all in most excellent spirits； and the only one who made an effort to apologise was Mr。 Stillbrook； who said to me： 〃It was very rough on you to be kept waiting； but we had another spin for S。 and B。's。〃 I walked home in silence； I couldn't speak to them。 I felt very dull all the evening； but deemed it advisable NOT to say anything to Carrie about the matter。
April 16。 … After business； set to work in the garden。 When it got dark I wrote to Cummings and Gowing （who neither called； for a wonder； perhaps they were ashamed of themselves） about yesterday's adventure at 〃The Cow and Hedge。〃 Afterwards made up my mind not to write YET。
April 17。 … Thought I would write a kind little note to Gowing and Cummings about last Sunday； and warning them against Mr。 Stillbrook。 Afterwards； thinking the matter over； tore up the letters and determined not to WRITE at all； but to SPEAK quietly to them。 Dumfounded at receiving a sharp letter from Cummings； saying that both he and Gowing had been waiting for an explanation of MY （mind you； MY） extraordinary conduct coming home on Sunday。 At last I wrote： 〃I thought I was the aggrieved party； but as I freely forgive you； you … feeling yourself aggrieved … should bestow forgiveness on me。〃 I have copied this VERBATIM in the diary； because I think it is one of the most perfect and thoughtful sentences I have ever written。 I posted the letter； but in my own heart I felt I was actually apologising for having been insulted。
April 18。 … Am in for a cold。 Spent the whole day at the office sneezing。 In the evening； the cold being intolerable； sent Sarah out for a bottle of Kinahan。 Fell asleep in the arm…chair； and woke with the shivers。 Was startled by a loud knock at the front door。 Carrie awfully flurried。 Sarah still out； so went up； opened the door； and found it was only Cummings。 Remembered the grocer's boy had again broken the side…bell。 Cummings squeezed my hand； and said： 〃I've just seen Gowing。 All right。 Say no more about it。〃 There is no doubt they are both under the impression I have apologised。
While playing dominoes with Cummings in the parlour； he said： 〃By… the…by； do you want any wine or spirits？ My cousin Merton has just set up in the trade； and has a splendid whisky； four years in bottle； at thirty…eight shillings。 It is worth your while laying down a few dozen of it。〃 I told him my cellars； which were very small； were full up。 To my horror； at that very moment； Sarah entered the room； and putting a bottle of whisky； wrapped in a dirty piece of newspaper； on the table in front of us； said： 〃Please； sir； the grocer says he ain't got no more Kinahan； but you'll find this very good at two…and…six； with twopence returned on the bottle； and； please； did you want any more sherry？ as he has some at one…and…three； as dry as a nut！〃
CHAPTER III。
A conversation with Mr。 Merton on Society。 Mr。 and Mrs。 James； of Sutton； come up。 A miserable evening at the Tank Theatre。 Experiments with enamel paint。 I make another good joke； but Gowing and Cummings are unnecessarily offended。 I paint the bath red； with unexpected result。
April 19。 … Cummings called； bringing with him his friend Merton； who is in the wine trade。 Gowing also called。 Mr。 Merton made himself at home at once； and Carrie and I were both struck with him immediately； and thoroughly approved of his sentiments。
He leaned back in his chair and said： 〃You must take me as I am；〃 and I replied： 〃Yes … and you must take us as we are。 We're homely people； we are not swells。〃
He answered： 〃No； I can see that；〃 and Gowing roared with laughter； but Merton in a most gentlemanly manner said to Gowing： 〃I don't think you quite understand me。 I intended to convey that our charming host and hostess were superior to the follies of fashion； and preferred leading a simple and wholesome life to gadding about to twopenny…halfpenny tea…drinking afternoons； and living above their incomes。〃
I was immensely pleased with these sensible remarks of Merton's； and concluded that subject by saying： 〃No； candidly； Mr。 Merton； we don't go into Society； because we do not care for it； and what with the expense of cabs here and cabs there； and white gloves and white ties； etc。； it doesn't seem worth the money。〃
Merton said in reference to FRIENDS： 〃My motto is 'Few and True；' and； by the way； I also apply that to wine； 'Little and Good。'〃 Gowing said： 〃Yes； and sometimes 'cheap and tasty；' eh； old man？〃 Merton； still continuing； said he should treat me as a friend； and put me down for a dozen of his 〃Lockanbar〃 whisky； and as I was an old friend of Gowing； I should have it for 36s。； which was considerably under what he paid for it。
He booked his own order； and further said that at any time I wanted any passes for the theatre I was to let him know； as his name stood good for any theatre in London。
April 20。 … Carrie reminded me that as her old school friend； Annie Fullers （now Mrs。 James）； and her husband had come up from Sutton for a few days； it would look kind to take them to the theatre； and would I drop a line to Mr。 Merton asking him for passes for four； either for the Italian Opera； Haymarket； Savoy； or Lyceum。 I wrote Merton to that effect。
April 21。 … Got a reply from Merton； saying he was very busy； and just at present couldn't manage passes for the Italian Opera； Haymarket； Savoy； or Lyceum； but the best thing going on in London was the BROWN BUSHES； at the Tank Theatre； Islington； and enclosed seats for four； also bill for whisky。
April 23。 … Mr。 and Mrs。 James （Miss Fullers that was） came to meat tea； and we left directly after for the Tank Theatre。 We got a 'bus that took us to King's Cross； and then changed into one that took us to the 〃Angel。〃 Mr。 James each time insisted on paying for all； saying that I had paid for the tickets and that was quite enough。
We arrived at theatre； where； curiously enough； all our 'bus…load except an old woman with a basket seemed to be going in。 I walked ahead and presented the tickets。 The man looked at them； and called out： 〃Mr。 Willowly！ do you know anything about these？〃 holding up my tickets。 The gentleman called to； came up an