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I was absolutely horrified at my own awkwardness。 Fortunately at this moment Carrie entered with Mrs。 Finsworth； who had taken her upstairs to take off her bonnet and brush her skirt。 Teddy said： 〃Short is late；〃 but at that moment the gentleman referred to arrived； and I was introduced to him by Teddy； who said： 〃Do you know Mr。 Short？〃 I replied； smiling； that I had not that pleasure； but I hoped it would not be long before I knew Mr。 SHORT。 He evidently did not see my little joke； although I repeated it twice with a little laugh。 I suddenly remembered it was Sunday； and Mr。 Short was perhaps VERY PARTICULAR。 In this I was mistaken； for he was not at all particular in several of his remarks after dinner。 In fact I was so ashamed of one of his observations that I took the opportunity to say to Mrs。 Finsworth that I feared she found Mr。 Short occasionally a little embarrassing。 To my surprise she said： 〃Oh！ he is privileged you know。〃 I did not know as a matter of fact； and so I bowed apologetically。 I fail to see why Mr。 Short should be privileged。
Another thing that annoyed me at dinner was that the collie dog； which jumped up at Carrie； was allowed to remain under the dining… room table。 It kept growling and snapping at my boots every time I moved my foot。 Feeling nervous rather； I spoke to Mrs。 Finsworth about the animal； and she remarked： 〃It is only his play。〃 She jumped up and let in a frightfully ugly…looking spaniel called Bibbs； which had been scratching at the door。 This dog also seemed to take a fancy to my boots； and I discovered afterwards that it had licked off every bit of blacking from them。 I was positively ashamed of being seen in them。 Mrs。 Finsworth； who； I must say； is not much of a Job's comforter； said： 〃Oh！ we are used to Bibbs doing that to our visitors。〃
Mr。 Finsworth had up some fine port； although I question whether it is a good thing to take on the top of beer。 It made me feel a little sleepy； while it had the effect of inducing Mr。 Short to become 〃privileged〃 to rather an alarming extent。 It being cold even for April； there was a fire in the drawing…room； we sat round in easy…chairs； and Teddy and I waxed rather eloquent over the old school days； which had the effect of sending all the others to sleep。 I was delighted； as far as Mr。 Short was concerned； that it did have that effect on him。
We stayed till four； and the walk home was remarkable only for the fact that several fools giggled at the unpolished state of my boots。 Polished them myself when I got home。 Went to church in the evening； and could scarcely keep awake。 I will not take port on the top of beer again。
April 29。 … I am getting quite accustomed to being snubbed by Lupin； and I do not mind being sat upon by Carrie； because I think she has a certain amount of right to do so； but I do think it hard to be at once snubbed by wife； son； and both my guests。
Gowing and Cummings had dropped in during the evening； and I suddenly remembered an extraordinary dream I had a few nights ago； and I thought I would tell them about it。 I dreamt I saw some huge blocks of ice in a shop with a bright glare behind them。 I walked into the shop and the heat was overpowering。 I found that the blocks of ice were on fire。 The whole thing was so real and yet so supernatural I woke up in a cold perspiration。 Lupin in a most contemptuous manner； said： 〃What utter rot。〃
Before I could reply； Gowing said there was nothing so completely uninteresting as other people's dreams。
I appealed to Cummings； but he said he was bound to agree with the others and my dream was especially nonsensical。 I said： 〃It seemed so real to me。〃 Gowing replied： 〃Yes； to YOU perhaps； but not to US。〃 Whereupon they all roared。
Carrie； who had hitherto been quiet； said： 〃He tells me his stupid dreams every morning nearly。〃 I replied： 〃Very well； dear； I promise you I will never tell you or anybody else another dream of mine the longest day I live。〃 Lupin said： 〃Hear！ hear！〃 and helped himself to another glass of beer。 The subject was fortunately changed； and Cummings read a most interesting article on the superiority of the bicycle to the horse。
CHAPTER XX。
Dinner at Franching's to meet Mr。 Hardfur Huttle。
May 10。 … Received a letter from Mr。 Franching； of Peckham； asking us to dine with him to…night； at seven o'clock； to meet Mr。 Hardfur Huttle； a very clever writer for the American papers。 Franching apologised for the short notice； but said he had at the last moment been disappointed of two of his guests and regarded us as old friends who would not mind filling up the gap。 Carrie rather demurred at the invitation； but I explained to her that Franching was very well off and influential； and we could not afford to offend him。 〃And we are sure to get a good dinner and a good glass of champagne。〃 〃Which never agrees with you！〃 Carrie replied； sharply。 I regarded Carrie's observation as unsaid。 Mr。 Franching asked us to wire a reply。 As he had said nothing about dress in the letter； I wired back： 〃With pleasure。 Is it full dress？〃 and by leaving out our name； just got the message within the sixpence。
Got back early to give time to dress； which we received a telegram instructing us to do。 I wanted Carrie to meet me at Franching's house； but she would not do so； so I had to go home to fetch her。 What a long journey it is from Holloway to Peckham！ Why do people live such a long way off？ Having to change 'buses； I allowed plenty of time … in fact； too much； for we arrived at twenty minutes to seven； and Franching； so the servant said； had only just gone up to dress。 However； he was down as the clock struck seven； he must have dressed very quickly。
I must say it was quite a distinguished party； and although we did not know anybody personally； they all seemed to be quite swells。 Franching had got a professional waiter； and evidently spared no expense。 There were flowers on the table round some fairy…lamps and the effect； I must say； was exquisite。 The wine was good and there was plenty of champagne； concerning which Franching said he himself； never wished to taste better。 We were ten in number； and a MENU card to each。 One lady said she always preserved the MENU and got the guests to write their names on the back。
We all of us followed her example； except Mr。 Huttle； who was of course the important guest。
The dinner…party consisted of Mr。 Franching； Mr。 Hardfur Huttle； Mr。 and Mrs。 Samuel Hillbutter； Mrs。 Field； Mr。 and Mrs。 Purdick； Mr。 Pratt； Mr。 R。 Kent； and； last but not least； Mr。 and Mrs。 Charles Pooter。 Franching said he was sorry he had no lady for me to take in to dinner。 I replied that I preferred it； which I afterwards thought was a very uncomplimentary observation to make。
I sat next to Mrs。 Field at dinner。 She seemed a well…informed lady； but was very deaf。 It did not much matter； for Mr。 Hardfur Huttle did all the talking。 He is a marvellously intellectual man and says things which from other people would seem quite alarming。 How I wish I could remember even a quarter of his brilliant conversation。 I made a few little reminding notes on the MENU card。
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