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about over small things。 I don't mean anything personal; Guv'nor。 My boss says if I take his tip; and stick to big things; I can make big money!〃 I said I thought the very idea of speculation most horrifying。 Lupin said 〃It is not speculation; it's a dead cert。〃 I advised him; at all events; not to continue the pony and cart; but he replied: 〃I made 200 pounds in one day; now suppose I only make 200 pounds in a month; or put it at 100 pounds a month; which is ridiculously low … why; that is 1;250 pounds a year。 What's a few pounds a week for a trap?〃
I did not pursue the subject further; beyond saying that I should feel glad when the autumn came; and Lupin would be of age and responsible for his own debts。 He answered: 〃My dear Guv。; I promise you faithfully that I will never speculate with what I have not got。 I shall only go on Job Cleanands' tips; and as he is in the 'know' it is pretty safe sailing。〃 I felt somewhat relieved。 Gowing called in the evening and; to my surprise; informed me that; as he had made 10 pounds by one of Lupin's tips; he intended asking us and the Cummings round next Saturday。 Carrie and I said we should be delighted。
January 22。 … I don't generally lose my temper with servants; but I had to speak to Sarah rather sharply about a careless habit she has recently contracted of shaking the table…cloth; after removing the breakfast things; in a manner which causes all the crumbs to fall on the carpet; eventually to be trodden in。 Sarah answered very rudely: 〃Oh; you are always complaining。〃 I replied: 〃Indeed; I am not。 I spoke to you last week about walking all over the drawing…room carpet with a piece of yellow soap on the heel of your boot。〃 She said: 〃And you're always grumbling about your breakfast。〃 I said: 〃No; I am not; but I feel perfectly justified in complaining that I never can get a hard…boiled egg。 The moment I crack the shell it spurts all over the plate; and I have spoken to you at least fifty times about it。〃 She began to cry and make a scene; but fortunately my 'bus came by; so I had a good excuse for leaving her。 Gowing left a message in the evening; that we were not to forget next Saturday。 Carrie amusingly said: As he has never asked any friends before; we are not likely to forget it。
January 23。 … I asked Lupin to try and change the hard brushes; he recently made me a present of; for some softer ones; as my hair… dresser tells me I ought not to brush my hair too much just now。
January 24。 … The new chimney…glass came home for the back drawing… room。 Carrie arranged some fans very prettily on the top and on each side。 It is an immense improvement to the room。
January 25。 … We had just finished our tea; when who should come in but Cummings; who has not been here for over three weeks。 I noticed that he looked anything but well; so I said: 〃Well; Cummings; how are you? You look a little blue。〃 He replied: 〃Yes! and I feel blue too。〃 I said: 〃Why; what's the matter?〃 He said: 〃Oh; nothing; except that I have been on my back for a couple of weeks; that's all。 At one time my doctor nearly gave me up; yet not a soul has come near me。 No one has even taken the trouble to inquire whether I was alive or dead。〃
I said: 〃This is the first I have heard of it。 I have passed your house several nights; and presumed you had company; as the rooms were so brilliantly lighted。〃
Cummings replied: 〃No! The only company I have had was my wife; the doctor; and the landlady … the last…named having turned out a perfect trump。 I wonder you did not see it in the paper。 I know it was mentioned in the BICYCLE NEWS。〃
I thought to cheer him up; and said: 〃Well; you are all right now?〃
He replied: 〃That's not the question。 The question is whether an illness does not enable you to discover who are your TRUE friends。〃
I said such an observation was unworthy of him。 To make matters worse; in came Gowing; who gave Cummings a violent slap on the back; and said: 〃Hulloh! Have you seen a ghost? You look scared to death; like Irving in MACBETH。〃 I said: 〃Gently; Gowing; the poor fellow has been very ill。〃 Gowing roared with laughter and said: 〃Yes; and you look it; too。〃 Cummings quietly said: 〃Yes; and I feel it too … not that I suppose you care。〃
An awkward silence followed。 Gowing said: 〃Never mind; Cummings; you and the missis come round to my place to…morrow; and it will cheer you up a bit; for we'll open a bottle of wine。〃
January 26。 … An extraordinary thing happened。 Carrie and I went round to Gowing's; as arranged; at half…past seven。 We knocked and rang several times without getting an answer。 At last the latch was drawn and the door opened a little way; the chain still being up。 A man in shirt…sleeves put his head through and said: 〃Who is it? What do you want?〃 I said: 〃Mr。 Gowing; he is expecting us。〃 The man said (as well as I could hear; owing to the yapping of a little dog): 〃I don't think he is。 Mr。 Gowing is not at home。〃 I said: 〃He will be in directly。〃
With that observation he slammed the door; leaving Carrie and me standing on the steps with a cutting wind blowing round the corner。
Carrie advised me to knock again。 I did so; and then discovered for the first time that the knocker had been newly painted; and the paint had come off on my gloves … which were; in consequence; completely spoiled。
I knocked at the door with my stick two or three times。
The man opened the door; taking the chain off this time; and began abusing me。 He said: 〃What do you mean by scratching the paint with your stick like that; spoiling the varnish? You ought to be ashamed of yourself。〃
I said: 〃Pardon me; Mr。 Gowing invited … 〃
He interrupted and said: 〃I don't care for Mr。 Gowing; or any of his friends。 This is MY door; not Mr。 Gowing's。 There are people here besides Mr。 Gowing。〃
The impertinence of this man was nothing。 I scarcely noticed it; it was so trivial in comparison with the scandalous conduct of Gowing。
At this moment Cummings and his wife arrived。 Cummings was very lame and leaning on a stick; but got up the steps and asked what the matter was。
The man said: 〃Mr。 Gowing said nothing about expecting anyone。 All he said was he had just received an invitation to Croydon; and he should not be back till Monday evening。 He took his bag with him。〃
With that he slammed the door again。 I was too indignant with Gowing's conduct to say anything。 Cummings looked white with rage; and as he descended the steps struck his stick violently on the ground and said: 〃Scoundrel!〃
CHAPTER XV。
Gowing explains his conduct。 Lupin takes us for a drive; which we don't enjoy。 Lupin introduces us to Mr。 Murray Posh。
February 8。 … It does seem hard I cannot get good sausages for breakfast。 They are either full of bread or spice; or are as red as beef。 Still anxious about the 20 pounds I invested last week by Lupin's advice。 However; Cummings has done the same。
February 9。 … Exactly a fortnight has passed; and I have neither seen nor heard from Gowing respecting his extraordinary conduct in asking us round to his house; and then being out。 In the evening Carrie was engaged mar