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for we had removed the door from its hinges。
Mr。 Peters； the waiter； arrived in good time； and I gave him strict orders not to open another bottle of champagne until the previous one was empty。 Carrie arranged for some sherry and port wine to be placed on the drawing…room sideboard； with some glasses。 By…the… by； our new enlarged and tinted photographs look very nice on the walls； especially as Carrie has arranged some Liberty silk bows on the four corners of them。
The first arrival was Gowing； who； with his usual taste； greeted me with： 〃Hulloh； Pooter； why your trousers are too short！〃
I simply said： 〃Very likely； and you will find my temper 'sHORT' also。〃
He said： 〃That won't make your trousers longer； Juggins。 You should get your missus to put a flounce on them。〃
I wonder I waste my time entering his insulting observations in my diary。
The next arrivals were Mr。 and Mrs。 Cummings。 The former said： 〃As you didn't say anything about dress； I have come 'half dress。'〃 He had on a black frock…coat and white tie。 The James'； Mr。 Merton； and Mr。 Stillbrook arrived； but Lupin was restless and unbearable till his Daisy Mutlar and Frank arrived。
Carrie and I were rather startled at Daisy's appearance。 She had a bright…crimson dress on； cut very low in the neck。 I do not think such a style modest。 She ought to have taken a lesson from Carrie； and covered her shoulders with a little lace。 Mr。 Nackles； Mr。 Sprice…Hogg and his four daughters came； so did Franching； and one or two of Lupin's new friends； members of the 〃Holloway Comedians。〃 Some of these seemed rather theatrical in their manner； especially one； who was posing all the evening； and leant on our little round table and cracked it。 Lupin called him 〃our Henry；〃 and said he was 〃our lead at the H。C。's；〃 and was quite as good in that department as Harry Mutlar was as the low…comedy merchant。 All this is Greek to me。
We had some music； and Lupin； who never left Daisy's side for a moment； raved over her singing of a song； called 〃Some Day。〃 It seemed a pretty song； but she made such grimaces； and sang； to my mind； so out of tune； I would not have asked her to sing again； but Lupin made her sing four songs right off； one after the other。
At ten o'clock we went down to supper； and from the way Gowing and Cummings ate you would have thought they had not had a meal for a month。 I told Carrie to keep something back in case Mr。 Perkupp should come by mere chance。 Gowing annoyed me very much by filling a large tumbler of champagne； and drinking it straight off。 He repeated this action； and made me fear our half…dozen of champagne would not last out。 I tried to keep a bottle back； but Lupin got hold of it； and took it to the side…table with Daisy and Frank Mutlar。
We went upstairs； and the young fellows began skylarking。 Carrie put a stop to that at once。 Stillbrook amused us with a song； 〃What have you done with your Cousin John？〃 I did not notice that Lupin and Frank had disappeared。 I asked Mr。 Watson； one of the Holloways； where they were； and he said： 〃It's a case of 'Oh； what a surprise！'〃
We were directed to form a circle … which we did。 Watson then said： 〃I have much pleasure in introducing the celebrated Blondin Donkey。〃 Frank and Lupin then bounded into the room。 Lupin had whitened his face like a clown； and Frank had tied round his waist a large hearthrug。 He was supposed to be the donkey； and he looked it。 They indulged in a very noisy pantomime； and we were all shrieking with laughter。
I turned round suddenly； and then I saw Mr Perkupp standing half… way in the door； he having arrived without our knowing it。 I beckoned to Carrie； and we went up to him at once。 He would not come right into the room。 I apologised for the foolery； but Mr。 Perkupp said： 〃Oh； it seems amusing。〃 I could see he was not a bit amused。
Carrie and I took him downstairs； but the table was a wreck。 There was not a glass of champagne left … not even a sandwich。 Mr。 Perkupp said he required nothing； but would like a glass of seltzer or soda water。 The last syphon was empty。 Carrie said： 〃We have plenty of port wine left。〃 Mr。 Perkupp said； with a smile： 〃No； thank you。 I really require nothing； but I am most pleased to see you and your husband in your own home。 Good…night； Mrs。 Pooter … you will excuse my very short stay； I know。〃 I went with him to his carriage； and he said： 〃Don't trouble to come to the office till twelve to…morrow。〃
I felt despondent as I went back to the house； and I told Carrie I thought the party was a failure。 Carrie said it was a great success； and I was only tired； and insisted on my having some port myself。 I drank two glasses； and felt much better； and we went into the drawing…room； where they had commenced dancing。 Carrie and I had a little dance； which I said reminded me of old days。 She said I was a spooney old thing。
CHAPTER X。
Reflections。 I make another Good Joke。 Am annoyed at the constant serving…up of the 〃Blanc…Mange。〃 Lupin expresses his opinion of Weddings。 Lupin falls out with Daisy Mutlar。
November 16。 … Woke about twenty times during the night； with terrible thirst。 Finished off all the water in the bottle； as well as half that in the jug。 Kept dreaming also； that last night's party was a failure； and that a lot of low people came without invitation； and kept chaffing and throwing things at Mr。 Perkupp； till at last I was obliged to hide him in the box…room （which we had just discovered）； with a bath…towel over him。 It seems absurd now； but it was painfully real in the dream。 I had the same dream about a dozen times。
Carrie annoyed me by saying： 〃You know champagne never agrees with you。〃 I told her I had only a couple of glasses of it； having kept myself entirely to port。 I added that good champagne hurt nobody； and Lupin told me he had only got it from a traveller as a favour； as that particular brand had been entirely bought up by a West…End club。
I think I ate too heartily of the 〃side dishes；〃 as the waiter called them。 I said to Carrie： 〃I wish I had put those 'side dishes' ASIDE。〃 I repeated this； but Carrie was busy； packing up the teaspoons we had borrowed of Mrs。 Cummings for the party。 It was just half…past eleven； and I was starting for the office； when Lupin appeared； with a yellow complexion； and said： 〃Hulloh！ Guv。； what priced head have you this morning？〃 I told him he might just as well speak to me in Dutch。 He added： 〃When I woke this morning； my head was as big as Baldwin's balloon。〃 On the spur of the moment I said the cleverest thing I think I have ever said； viz。： 〃Perhaps that accounts for the paraSHOOTING pains。〃 We roared。
November 17。 … Still feel tired and headachy！ In the evening Gowing called； and was full of praise about our party last Wednesday。 He said everything was done beautifully； and he enjoyed himself enormously。 Gowing can be a very nice fellow when he likes； but you never know how long it will last。 For instance； he stopped to supper； and seeing some BLANC…MANGE on the table； shouted out； while the servant was in the room： 〃Hulloh！ The remains of Wednesday？〃
November 18。 … Woke up