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butting their blunt noses against the pillars of faith we thought the
whole world might lean on。 And then； again； some of our old beliefs
are dying out every year； and others feed on them and grow fat； or
get poisoned as the case may be。 And so； you see； you can't tell
what the thoughts are that you have got salted down； as one may say；
till you run a streak of talk through them； as the market people run
a butterscoop through a firkin。
Don't talk； thinking you are going to find out your neighbor； for you
won't do it； but talk to find out yourself。 There is more of you
and less of you； in spots； very likelythan you know。
The Member gave a slight but unequivocal start just here。 It does
seem as if perpetual somnolence was the price of listening to other
people's wisdom。 This was one of those transient nightmares that one
may have in a doze of twenty seconds。 He thought a certain imaginary
Committee of Safety of a certain imaginary Legislature was proceeding
to burn down his haystack； in accordance with an Act； entitled an Act
to make the Poor Richer by making the Rich Poorer。 And the chairman
of the committee was instituting a forcible exchange of hats with
him； to his manifest disadvantage； for he had just bought him a new
beaver。 He told this dream afterwards to one of the boarders。
There was nothing very surprising； therefore； in his asking a
question not very closely related to what had gone before。
Do you think they mean business？
I beg your pardon； but it would be of material assistance to me in
answering your question if I knew who 〃they〃 might happen to be。
Why； those chaps that are setting folks on to burn us all up in our
beds。 Political firebugs we call 'em up our way。 Want to substitoot
the match…box for the ballot…box。 Scare all our old women half to
death。
Ohahyesto be sure。 I don't believe they say what the papers
put in their mouths any more than that a friend of mine wrote the
letter about Worcester's and Webster's Dictionaries； that he had
to disown the other day。 These newspaper fellows are half asleep
when they make up their reports at two or three o'clock in the
morning； and fill out the speeches to suit themselves。 I do remember
some things that sounded pretty bad；about as bad as nitro…
glycerine； for that matter。 But I don't believe they ever said 'em；
when they spoke their pieces； or if they said 'em I know they did n't
mean 'em。 Something like this； wasn't it？ If the majority didn't do
something the minority wanted 'em to； then the people were to burn up
our cities； and knock us down and jump on our stomachs。 That was
about the kind of talk； as the papers had it； I don't wonder it
scared the old women。
The Member was wide awake by this time。
I don't seem to remember of them partickler phrases； he said。
Dear me； no； only levelling everything smack； and trampling us
under foot； as the reporters made it out。 That means FIRE； I take
it； and knocking you down and stamping on you； whichever side of your
person happens to be uppermost。 Sounded like a threat； meant； of
course； for a warning。 But I don't believe it was in the piece as
they spoke it；could n't have been。 Then； again； Paris wasn't to
blame；as much as to sayso the old women thoughtthat New York or
Boston would n't be to blame if it did the same thing。 I've heard of
political gatherings where they barbecued an ox； but I can't think
there 's a party in this country that wants to barbecue a city。 But
it is n't quite fair to frighten the old women。 I don't doubt there
are a great many people wiser than I am that would n't be hurt by a
hint I am going to give them。 It's no matter what you say when you
talk to yourself； but when you talk to other people； your business is
to use words with reference to the way in which those other people
are like to understand them。 These pretended inflammatory speeches；
so reported as to seem full of combustibles； even if they were as
threatening as they have been represented； would do no harm if read
or declaimed in a man's study to his books； or by the sea…shore to
the waves。 But they are not so wholesome moral entertainment for the
dangerous classes。 Boys must not touch off their squibs and crackers
too near the powder…magazine。 This kind of speech does n't help on
the millennium much。
It ain't jest the thing to grease your ex with ile o' vitrul； said
the Member。
No； the wheel of progress will soon stick fast if you do。 You
can't keep a dead level long； if you burn everything down flat to
make it。 Why； bless your soul； if all the cities of the world were
reduced ashes； you'd have a new set of millionnaires in a couple of
years or so； out of the trade in potash。 In the mean time； what is
the use of setting the man with the silver watch against the man with
the gold watch； and the man without any watch against them both？
You can't go agin human natur'； said the Member
You speak truly。 Here we are travelling through desert together
like the children of Israel。 Some pick up more manna and catch more
quails than others and ought to help their hungry neighbors more than
they do； that will always be so until we come back to primitive
Christianity； the road to which does not seem to be via Paris； just
now； but we don't want the incendiary's pillar of a cloud by day and
a pillar of fire by night to lead us in the march to civilization；
and we don't want a Moses who will smite rock； not to bring out water
for our thirst； but petroleum to burn us all up with。
It is n't quite fair to run an opposition to the other funny
speaker； Rev。 Petroleum V。 What 's…his…name；spoke up an anonymous
boarder。
You may have been thinking； perhaps； that it was I；I； the Poet；
who was the chief talker in the one…sided dialogue to which you have
been listening。 If so； you were mistaken。 It was the old man in the
spectacles with large round glasses and the iron…gray hair。 He does
a good deal of the talking at our table； and； to tell the truth； I
rather like to hear him。 He stirs me up； and finds me occupation in
various ways； and especially； because he has good solid prejudices；
that one can rub against； and so get up and let off a superficial
intellectual irritation； just as the cattle rub their backs against a
rail （you remember Sydney Smith's contrivance in his pasture） or
their sides against an apple…tree （I don't know why they take to
these so particularly； but you will often find the trunk of an apple…
tree as brown and smooth as an old saddle at the height of a cow's
ribs）。 I think they begin rubbing in cold blood； and then； you know；
l'appetit vient en mangeant； the more they rub the more they want to。
That is the way to use your friend's prejudices。 This is a sturdy…
looking personage of a good deal more than middle age； his face
marked with strong manly furrows； records of hard thinking and square
stand…up fights with life and all its devils。 There is a slight
touch of satire in his discourse now and then； and an odd way of
answering one that makes it hard to guess how much more or less he
means than he seems to say。 But he is honest； and always has a
twinkle in h