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〃Don't mind that; Sancho;〃 said Don Quixote; 〃for as affairs of this
sort; and flights like this are out of the common course of things;
you can see and hear as much as you like a thousand leagues off; but
don't squeeze me so tight or thou wilt upset me; and really I know not
what thou hast to be uneasy or frightened at; for I can safely swear I
never mounted a smoother…going steed all the days of my life; one
would fancy we never stirred from one place。 Banish fear; my friend;
for indeed everything is going as it ought; and we have the wind
astern。〃
〃That's true;〃 said Sancho; 〃for such a strong wind comes against me
on this side; that it seems as if people were blowing on me with a
thousand pair of bellows;〃 which was the case; they were puffing at
him with a great pair of bellows; for the whole adventure was so
well planned by the duke; the duchess; and their majordomo; that
nothing was omitted to make it perfectly successful。
Don Quixote now; feeling the blast; said; 〃Beyond a doubt; Sancho;
we must have already reached the second region of the air; where the
hail and snow are generated; the thunder; the lightning; and the
thunderbolts are engendered in the third region; and if we go on
ascending at this rate; we shall shortly plunge into the region of
fire; and I know not how to regulate this peg; so as not to mount up
where we shall be burned。〃
And now they began to warm their faces; from a distance; with tow
that could be easily set on fire and extinguished again; fixed on
the end of a cane。 On feeling the heat Sancho said; 〃May I die if we
are not already in that fire place; or very near it; for a good part
of my beard has been singed; and I have a mind; senor; to uncover
and see whereabouts we are。〃
〃Do nothing of the kind;〃 said Don Quixote; 〃remember the true story
of the licentiate Torralva that the devils carried flying through
the air riding on a stick with his eyes shut; who in twelve hours
reached Rome and dismounted at Torre di Nona; which is a street of the
city; and saw the whole sack and storming and the death of Bourbon;
and was back in Madrid the next morning; where he gave an account of
all he had seen; and he said moreover that as he was going through the
air; the devil bade him open his eyes; and he did so; and saw
himself so near the body of the moon; so it seemed to him; that he
could have laid hold of it with his hand; and that he did not dare
to look at the earth lest he should be seized with giddiness。 So that;
Sancho; it will not do for us to uncover ourselves; for he who has
us in charge will be responsible for us; and perhaps we are gaining an
altitude and mounting up to enable us to descend at one swoop on the
kingdom of Kandy; as the saker or falcon does on the heron; so as to
seize it however high it may soar; and though it seems to us not
half an hour since we left the garden; believe me we must have
travelled a great distance。〃
〃I don't know how that may be;〃 said Sancho; 〃all I know is that
if the Senora Magallanes or Magalona was satisfied with this croup;
she could not have been very tender of flesh。〃
The duke; the duchess; and all in the garden were listening to the
conversation of the two heroes; and were beyond measure amused by
it; and now; desirous of putting a finishing touch to this rare and
well…contrived adventure; they applied a light to Clavileno's tail
with some tow; and the horse; being full of squibs and crackers;
immediately blew up with a prodigious noise; and brought Don Quixote
and Sancho Panza to the ground half singed。 By this time the bearded
band of duennas; the Trifaldi and all; had vanished from the garden;
and those that remained lay stretched on the ground as if in a
swoon。 Don Quixote and Sancho got up rather shaken; and; looking about
them; were filled with amazement at finding themselves in the same
garden from which they had started; and seeing such a number of people
stretched on the ground; and their astonishment was increased when
at one side of the garden they perceived a tall lance planted in the
ground; and hanging from it by two cords of green silk a smooth
white parchment on which there was the following inscription in
large gold letters: 〃The illustrious knight Don Quixote of La Mancha
has; by merely attempting it; finished and concluded the adventure
of the Countess Trifaldi; otherwise called the Distressed Duenna;
Malambruno is now satisfied on every point; the chins of the duennas
are now smooth and clean; and King Don Clavijo and Queen Antonomasia
in their original form; and when the squirely flagellation shall
have been completed; the white dove shall find herself delivered
from the pestiferous gerfalcons that persecute her; and in the arms of
her beloved mate; for such is the decree of the sage Merlin;
arch…enchanter of enchanters。〃
As soon as Don Quixote had read the inscription on the parchment
he perceived clearly that it referred to the disenchantment of
Dulcinea; and returning hearty thanks to heaven that he had with so
little danger achieved so grand an exploit as to restore to their
former complexion the countenances of those venerable duennas; he
advanced towards the duke and duchess; who had not yet come to
themselves; and taking the duke by the hand he said; 〃Be of good
cheer; worthy sir; be of good cheer; it's nothing at all; the
adventure is now over and without any harm done; as the inscription
fixed on this post shows plainly。〃
The duke came to himself slowly and like one recovering
consciousness after a heavy sleep; and the duchess and all who had
fallen prostrate about the garden did the same; with such
demonstrations of wonder and amazement that they would have almost
persuaded one that what they pretended so adroitly in jest had
happened to them in reality。 The duke read the placard with
half…shut eyes; and then ran to embrace Don Quixote with…open arms;
declaring him to be the best knight that had ever been seen in any
age。 Sancho kept looking about for the Distressed One; to see what her
face was like without the beard; and if she was as fair as her elegant
person promised; but they told him that; the instant Clavileno
descended flaming through the air and came to the ground; the whole
band of duennas with the Trifaldi vanished; and that they were already
shaved and without a stump left。
The duchess asked Sancho how he had fared on that long journey; to
which Sancho replied; 〃I felt; senora; that we were flying through the
region of fire; as my master told me; and I wanted to uncover my
eyes for a bit; but my master; when I asked leave to uncover myself;
would not let me; but as I have a little bit of curiosity about me;
and a desire to know what is forbidden and kept from me; quietly and
without anyone seeing me I drew aside the handkerchief covering my
eyes ever so little; close to my nose; and from underneath looked
towards the earth; and it seemed to me that it was altogether no
bigger than a grain of mustard seed; and that the men walking on it
were little bigger than hazel nuts; so you may see how high we must
have got to then。〃
To this the duchess said; 〃Sancho; my friend; mind what you ar