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I received them one by one。
After this began the public toasts。
Although up to this time I had kept a certain portion of my wits about me; the subsequent hours of the entertainment became henceforth developed in a dreamy mystery。 I can perfectly recall the look of the sheaf of glasses that stood before me; six in number; I could draw the pattern of each remember feeling a lazy wonder they should always be full; though I did nothing but empty them;and at last solved the phenomenon by concluding I had become a kind of Danaid; whose punishment; not whose sentence; had been reversed: then suddenly I felt as if I were disembodied;a distant spectator of my own performances; and of the feast at which my person remained seated。 The voices of my host; of the 〃Rector; of the Chief Justice; became thin and low; as though they reached me through a whispering tube; and when I rose to speak; it was as to an audience in another sphere; and in a language of another state of being: yet; however unintelligible to myself; I must have been in some sort understood; for at the end of each sentence; cheers; faint as the roar of waters on a far…off strand; floated towards me; and if I am to believe a report of the proceedings subsequently shown us; I must have become polyglot in my cups。 According to that report it seems the Governor threw off (I wonder he did not do something else); with the Queen's health in French: to which I responded in the same language。 Then the Rector; in English; proposed my health; under the circumstances a cruel mockery;but to which; ill as I was; I responded very gallantly by drinking to the beaux yeux of the Countess。 Then somebody else drank success to Great Britain; and I see it was followed by really a very learned discourse by Lord D。; in honour of the ancient Icelanders; during which he alluded to their discovery of America; and Columbus' visit。 Then came a couple of speeches in Icelandic; after which the Bishop; in a magnificent Latin oration of some twenty minutes; a second time proposes my health; to which; utterly at my wits' end; I had the audacity to reply in the same language。 As it is fit so great an effort of oratory should not perish; I send you some of its choicest specimens:
〃Viri illustres;〃 I began; 〃insolitus ut sum ad publicum loquendum; ego propero respondere ad complimentum quod recte reverendus prelaticus mihi fecit; in proponendo meam salutem: et supplico vos credere quod multum gratificatus et flattificatus sum honore tam distincto。
〃Bibere; viri illustres; res est; quae in omnibus terris; 'domum venit ad hominum negotia et pectora:'
'Footnote: As the happiness of these quotations seemed to produce a very pleasing effect on my auditors; I subjoin a translation of them for the benefit of the unlearned:
1。 〃Comes home to men's business and bosoms。〃 Paterfamilias; Times。
2。 〃A long pull; a strong pull; and a pull all together。〃Nelson at the Nile。
3。 〃One touch of nature makes the whole world kin。〃 Jeremy Bentham。
4。 Apothegm by the late Lord Mountcoffeehouse。
5。 〃Love rules the court; the camp; the grove。〃 Venerable Bede。'
(1) requirit 'haustum longum; haustum fortem; et haustum omnes simul:' (2) ut canit Poeta; 'unum tactum Naturae totum orben facit consanguineum;' (3) et hominis Natura estbibere (4)。
〃Viri illustres; alterum est sentimentum equaliter universale: terra communis super quam septentrionales et meridionales; eadem enthusiasma convenire possunt: est necesse quod id nominarem? Ad pulchrum sexum devotio!
〃Amor regit palatium; castra; lucum: (5) Dubito sub quo capite vestram jucundam civitatem numerare debeam。 Palatium? non Regem! Castra? non milites! lucum? non ullam arborem habetis! Tamen Cupido vos dominat haud aliter quam alios;et virginum Islandarum pulchritudo; per omnes regiones cognita est。
〃Bibamus salutem earum; et confusionem ad omnes bacularios: speramus quod eae carae et benedictae creaturae invenient tot maritos quot velint;quod geminos quottanis habeant; et quod earum filiae; maternum exemplum sequentes; gentem Islandicam perpetuent in saecula saeculorum。〃
The last words mechanically rolled out; in the same 〃ore rotundo〃 with which the poor old Dean of Christchurch used to finish his Gloria; etc。 in the Cathedral。
Then followed more speeches;a great chinking of glasses; a Babel of conversation;a kind of dance round the table; where we successively gave each alternate hand; as in the last figure of the Lancers;a hearty embrace from the Governor;and finally;silence; daylight; and fresh air; as we stumbled forth into the street。
Now what was to be done? To go to bed was impossible。 It was eleven o'clock by our watches; and as bright as noon。 Fitz said it was twenty…two o'clock; but by this time he had reached that point of enlargement of the mind; and development of the visual organs; which is expressed by the term 〃seeing double;〃though he now pretends he was only reckoning time in the Venetian manner。 We were in the position of three fast young men about Reykjavik; determined to make a night of it; but without the wherewithal。 There were neither knockers to steal; nor watchmen to bonnet。 At last we remembered that the apothecary's wife had a conversazione; to which she had kindly invited us; and accordingly; off we went to her house。 Here we found a number of French officers; a piano; and a young lady; in consequence of which the drum soon became a ball。 Finally; it was proposed we should dance a reel; the second lieutenant of the 〃Artemise〃 had once seen one when his ship was riding out a gale in the Clyde;the little lady had frequently studied a picture of the Highland fling on the outside of a copy of Scotch music;I could dance a jigthe set was complete; all we wanted was the music。 Luckily the lady of the house knew the song of 〃Annie Laurie;〃played fast it made an excellent reel tune。 As you may suppose; all succeeded admirably; we nearly died of laughing; and I only wish Lord Breadalbane had been by to see。
At one in the morning; our danseuse retiring to rest; the ball necessarily terminated; but the Governor's dinner still forbidding bed; we determined on a sail in the cutter to some islands about three…quarters of a mile out to sea; and I do not think I shall ever forget the delicious sensation of lying down lazily in the stern…sheets; and listening to the rippling of the water against the bows of the boat; as she glided away towards them。 The dreamy; misty landscape;each headland silently sleeping in the unearthly light;Snoefell; from whose far…off peaks the midnight sun; though lost to us; had never faded;the Plutonic crags that stood around; so gaunt and weird;the quaint fresh life I had been lately leading;all combined to promise such an existence of novelty and excitement in that strange Arctic region on the threshold of which we were now pausing; that I could not sufficiently congratulate myself on our good fortune。 Soon; however; the grating of our keel upon the strand disturbed my reflections; and by the time I had unaccountably stepped up to my knees in the water; I was thoroughly awake; and in a condition to explore the island。 It seemed to be about three…quarters of a mile long; not very