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faces； those barefoot fellows； such as that miserable Socrates and
Chaerephon？
STREPSIADES
Silence！ say nothing foolish！ If you desire your father not to die
of hunger； join their company and let your horses go。
PHIDIPPIDES
No； by Bacchus！ even though you gave me the pheasants that
Leogoras raises。
STREPSIADES
Oh！ my beloved son； I beseech you； go and follow their teachings。
PHIDIPPIDES
And what is it I should learn？
STREPSIADES
It seems they have two courses of reasoning； the true and the
false； and that； thanks to the false； the worst law…suits can be
gained。 If then you learn this science； which is false； I shall not
have to pay an obolus of all the debts I have contracted on your
account。
PHIDIPPIDES
No； I will not do it。 I should no longer dare to look at our gallant
horsemen； when I had so ruined my tan。
STREPSIADES
Well then； by Demeter！ I will no longer support you； neither
you； nor your team； nor your saddle…horse。 Go and hang yourself； I
turn you out of house and home。
PHIDIPPIDES
My uncle Megacles will not leave me without horses； I shall go
to him and laugh at your anger。
（He departs。 STREPSIADES goes over to SOCRATES' house。）
STREPSIADES
One rebuff shall not dishearten me。 With the help of the gods I
will enter the Thoughtery and learn myself。 （He hesitates。） But at
my age； memory has gone and the mind is slow to grasp things。 How
can all these fine distinctions； these subtleties be learned？
（Making up his mind） Bah！ why should I dally thus instead of rapping
at the door？ Slave； slave！
（He knocks and calls。）
A DISCIPLE （from within）
A plague on you！ Who are you？
STREPSIADES
Strepsiades； the son of Phido； of the deme of Cicynna。
DISCIPLE （coming out of the door）
You are nothing but an ignorant and illiterate fellow to let fly
at the door with such kicks。 You have brought on a miscarriage…of an
idea！
STREPSIADES
Pardon me； please； for I live far away from here in the country。
But tell me； what was the idea that miscarried？
DISCIPLE
I may not tell it to any but a disciple。
STREPSIADES
Then tell me without fear； for I have come to study among you。
DISCIPLE
Very well then； but reflect； that these are mysteries。 Lately； a
flea bit Chaerephon on the brow and then from there sprang on to the
head of Socrates。 Socrates asked Chaerephon； 〃How many times the
length of its legs does a flea jump？〃
STREPSIADES
And how ever did he go about measuring it？
DISCIPLE
Oh！ it was most ingenious！ He melted some wax； seized the flea and
dipped its two feet in the wax； which； when cooled； left them shod
with true Persian slippers。 These he took off and with them measured
the distance。
STREPSIADES
Ah！ great Zeus！ what a brain！ what subtlety！
DISCIPLE
I wonder what then would you say； if you knew another of Socrates'
contrivances？
STREPSIADES
What is it？ Pray tell me。
DISCIPLE
Chaerephon of the deme of Sphettia asked him whether he thought
a gnat buzzed through its proboscis or through its anus。
STREPSIADES
And what did he say about the gnat？
DISCIPLE
He said that the gut of the gnat was narrow； and that； in
passing through this tiny passage； the air is driven with force
towards the breech； then after this slender channel； it encountered
the rump； which was distended like a trumpet； and there it resounded
sonorously。
STREPSIADES
So the arse of a gnat is a trumpet。 Oh！ what a splendid
arsevation！ Thrice happy Socrates！ It would not be difficult to
succeed in a law…suit； knowing so much about a gnat's guts！
DISCIPLE
Not long ago a lizard caused him the loss of a sublime thought。
STREPSIADES
In what way； please？
DISCIPLE
One night； when he was studying the course of the moon and its
revolutions and was gazing open…mouthed at the heavens； a lizard
crapped upon him from the top of the roof。
STREPSIADES
A lizard crapping on Socrates！ That's rich！
DISCIPLE
Last night we had nothing to eat。
STREPSIADES
Well； what did he contrive； to secure you some supper？
DISCIPLE
He spread over the table a light layer of cinders； bending an iron
rod the while； then he took up a pair of compasses and at the same
moment unhooked a piece of the victim which was hanging in the
palaestra。
STREPSIADES
And we still dare to admire Thales！ Open； open this home of
knowledge to me quickly！ Haste； haste to show me Socrates； I long to
become his disciple。 But do please open the door。 （The door opens；
revealing the interior of the Thoughtery； in which the DISCIPLES OF
SOCRATES are seen in various postures of meditation and study； they
are pale and emaciated creatures。） Ah！ by Heracles！ what country are
those animals from？
DISCIPLE
Why； what are you astonished at？ What do you think they resemble？
STREPSIADES
The captives of Pylos。 But why do they look so fixedly on the
ground？
DISCIPLE
They are seeking for what is below the ground。
STREPSIADES
Ah！ they're looking for onions。 Do not give yourselves so much
trouble； I know where there are some； fine big ones。 But what are
those fellows doing； bent all double？
DISCIPLE
They are sounding the abysses of Tartarus。
STREPSIADES
And what are their arses looking at in the heavens？
DISCIPLE
They are studying astronomy on their own account。 But come in so
that the master may not find us here。
STREPSIADES
Not yet； not yet； let them not change their position。 I want to
tell them my own little matter。
DISCIPLE
But they may not stay too long in the open air and away from
school。
STREPSIADES （pointing to a celestial globe）
In the name of all the gods； what is that？ Tell me。
DISCIPLE
That is astronomy。
STREPSIADES （pointing to a map）
And that？
DISCIPLE
Geometry。
STREPSIADES
What is that used for？
DISCIPLE
To measure the land。
STREPSIADES
But that is apportioned by lot。
DISCIPLE
No； no； I mean the entire earth。
STREPSIADES
Ah！ what a funny thing！ How generally useful indeed is this
invention！
DISCIPLE
There is the whole surface of the earth。 Look！ Here is Athens。
STREPSIADES
Athens！ you are mistaken； I see no courts in session。
DISCIPLE
Nevertheless it is really and truly the Attic territory。
STREPSIADES
And where are my neighbours of Cicynna？
DISCIPLE
They live here。 This is Euboea； you see this island； that is so
long and narrow。
STREPSIADES
I know。 Because we and Pericles have stretched it by dint of
squeezing it。 And where is Lacedaemon？
DISCIPLE
Lacedaemon？ Why； here it is； look。
STREPSIADES
How near it is to us！ Think it well ov