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VAUX
TO Haggart； who babbled on the Castle Rock of Willie Wallace and
was only nineteen when he danced without the music； to Simms； alias
Gentleman Harry； who showed at Tyburn how a hero could die； to George
Barrington； the incomparably witty and adroitto these a full meed of
honour has been paid。 Even the coarse and dastardly Freney has
achieved； with Thackeray's aid （and Lever's） something of a reputation。
But James Hardy Vaux； despite his eloquent bid for fame； has not found
his rhapsodist。 Yet a more consistent ruffian never pleaded for mercy。
From his early youth until in 1819 he sent forth his Memoirs to the world；
he lived industriously upon the cross。 There was no racket but he worked
it with energy and address。 Though he practised the more glorious crafts
of pickpocket and shoplifter； he did not despise the begging…letter； and he
suffered his last punishment for receiving what another's courage had
conveyed。 His enterprise was not seldom rewarded with success； and for
a decade of years he continued to preserve an appearance of gentility； but
it is plain； even from his own narrative； that he was scarce an artist； and
we shall best understand him if we recognise that he was a Philistine
among thieves。 He lived in an age of pocket… picking； and skill in this
branch is the true test of his time。 A contemporary of Barrington； he had
before him the most brilliant of examples； which might properly have
enforced the worth of a simple method。 But； though he constantly brags
of his success at Drury Lane； we take not his generalities for gospel； and
the one exploit whose credibility is enforced with circumstance was pitiful
both in conception and performance。 A meeting of freeholders at the
‘Mermaid Tavern；' Hackney； was the occasion； and after drawing blank
upon blank； Vaux succeeded at last in extracting a silver snuff…box。 Now；
his clumsiness had suggested the use of the scissors； and the victim not
only discovered the scission in his coat； but caught the thief with the
implements of his art upon him。 By a miracle of impudence Vaux
escaped conviction； but he deserved the gallows for his want of principle；
and not even sympathy could have let drop a tear； had justice seized her
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due。 On the straight or on the cross the canons of art deserve respect； and
a thief is great； not because he is a thief； but because； in filling his own
pocket； he preserves from violence the legitimate traditions of his craft。
But it was in conflict with the jewellers that Vaux best proved his mettle。
It was his wont to clothe himself ‘in the most elegant attire；' and on the
pretence of purchase to rifle the shops of Piccadilly。 For this offence
‘pinching' the Cant Dictionary calls ithe did his longest stretch of time；
and here his admirable qualities of cunning and coolness found their most
generous scope。 A love of fine clothes he shared with all the best of his
kind； and he visited Mr Bilgerthe jeweller who arrested him
magnificently arrayed。 He wore a black coat and waistcoat； blue
pantaloons； Hessian boots； and a hat ‘in the extreme of the newest
fashion。' He was also resplendent with gold watch and eye…glass。 His
hair was powdered； and a fawney sparkled on his dexter fam。 The booty
was enormous； and a week later he revisited the shop on another errand。
This second visit was the one flash of genius in a somewhat drab career：
the jeweller was so completely dumfounded； that Vaux might have got
clean away。 But though he kept discreetly out of sight for a while； at last
he drifted back to his ancient boozing…ken； and was there betrayed to a
notorious thief…catcher。 The inevitable sentence of death followed。 It
was commuted after the fashion of the time； and Vaux； having sojourned a
while at the Hulks； sought for a second time the genial airs of Botany Bay。
His vanity and his laziness were alike invincible。 He believed
himself a miracle of learning as well as a perfect thief； and physical toil
was the sole ‘lay' for which he professed no capacity。 For a while he
corrected the press for a printer； and he roundly asserts that his knowledge
of literature and of foreign tongues rendered him invaluable。 It was
vanity again that induced him to assert his innocence when he was lagged
for so vulgar a crime as stealing a wipe from a tradesman in Chancery
Lane。 At the moment of arrest he was on his way to purchase base coin
from a Whitechapel bit…faker： but； despite his nefarious errand； he is
righteously wrathful at what he asserts was an unjust conviction； and
henceforth he assumed the crown of martyrdom。 His first and last
ambition during the intervals of freedom was gentility； and so long as he
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was not at work he lived the life of a respectable grocer。 Although the
casual Cyprian flits across his page； he pursued the one flame of his life
for the good motive； and he affects to be a very model of domesticity。
The sentiment of piety also was strong upon him； and if he did not； like
the illustrious Peace； pray for his jailer； he rivalled the Prison Ordinary in
comforting the condemned。 Had it only been his fate to die on the
gallows； how unctuous had been his croak！
The text of his ‘Memoirs' having been edited； it is scarce possible to
define his literary talent。 The book； as it stands； is an excellent piece of
narrative； but it loses somewhat by the pretence of style。 The man's
invulnerable conceit prevented an absolute frankness； and there is little
enough hilarity to correct the acid sentiment and the intolerable vows of
repentance。 Again； though he knows his subject； and can patter flash
with the best； his incorrigible respectability leads him to ape the manner of
a Grub Street hack； and to banish to a vocabulary those pearls of slang
which might have added vigour and lustre to his somewhat tiresome page。
However； the thief cannot escape his inevitable defects。 The vanity； the
weakness； the sentimentality of those who are born beasts of prey； yet
have the faculty of depredation only half…developed； are the foes of truth；
and it is well to remember that the autobiography of a rascal is tainted at
its source。 A congenial pickpocket； equipped with the self…knowledge
and the candour which would enable him to recognise himself an outlaw
and justice his enemy rather than an instrument of malice； would prove a
Napoleon rather than a Vaux。 So that we must e'en accept our Newgate
Calendar with its many faults upon its head； and be content。 For it takes
a man of genius to write a book； and the thief who turns author commonly
inhabits a paradise of the second…rate。
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