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n of the great character of Effie in The Heart of Midlothian。〃
〃Do you wish not to be 'improper' in England？〃 asked Bixiou； addressing Finot。
〃Well？〃
〃Go to the Tuileries and look at a figure there； something like a fireman carved in marble （'Themistocles；' the statuary calls it）； try to walk like the Commandant's statue； and you will never be 'improper。' It was through strict observance of the great law of the IMproper that Godefroid's happiness became complete。 There is the story：
〃Beaudenord had a tiger； not a 'groom；' as they write that know nothing of society。 The tiger； a diminutive Irish page called Paddy； Toby； Joby （which you please）； was three feet in height by twenty inches in breadth； a weasel…faced infant； with nerves of steel tempered in fire…water； and agile as a squirrel。 He drove a landau with a skill never yet at fault in London or Paris。 He had a lizard's eye； as sharp as my own； and he could mount a horse like the elder Franconi。 With the rosy cheeks and yellow hair of one of Rubens' Madonnas he was double…faced as a prince； and as knowing as an old attorney； in short； at the age of ten he was nothing more nor less than a blossom of depravity； gambling and swearing； partial to jam and punch； pert as a feuilleton； impudent and light…fingered as any Paris street…arab。 He had been a source of honor and profit to a well…known English lord； for whom he had already won seven hundred thousand francs on the race…course。 The aforesaid nobleman set no small store on Toby。 His tiger was a curiosity； the very smallest tiger in town。 Perched aloft on the back of a thoroughbred； Joby looked like a hawk。 Yetthe great man dismissed him。 Not for greediness； not for dishonesty； nor murder； nor rudeness to my lady； nor for cutting holes in my lady's own woman's pockets； nor because he had been 'got at' by some of his master's rivals on the turf； nor for playing games of a Sunday； nor for bad behavior of any sort or description。 Toby might have done all these things； he might even have spoken to milord before milord spoke to him； and his noble master might； perhaps； have pardoned that breach of the law domestic。 Milord would have put up with a good deal from Toby； he was very fond of him。 Toby could drive a tandem dog…cart； riding on the wheeler； postilion fashion； his legs did not reach the shafts； he looked in fact very much like one of the cherub heads circling about the Eternal Father in old Italian pictures。 But an English journalist wrote a delicious description of the little angel； in the course of which he said that Paddy was quite too pretty for a tiger； in fact； he offered to bet that Paddy was a tame tigress。 The description； on the heads of it； was calculated to poison minds and end in something 'improper。' And the superlative of 'improper' is the way to the gallows。 Milord's circumspection was highly approved by my lady。
〃But poor Toby； now that his precise position in insular zoology had been called in question； found himself hopelessly out of place。 At that time Godefroid had blossomed out at the French Embassy in London； where he learned the adventures of Toby； Joby； Paddy。 Godefroid found the infant weeping over a pot of jam （he had already lost the guineas with which milord gilded his misfortune）。 Godefroid took possession of him； and so it fell out that on his return among us he brought back with him the sweetest thing in tigers from England。 He was known by his tigeras Couture is known by his waistcoatsand found no difficulty in entering the fraternity of the club yclept to…day the Grammont。 He had renounced the diplomatic career； he ceased accordingly to alarm the susceptibilites of the ambitious； and as he had no very dangerous amount of intellect； he was well looked upon everywhere。
〃Some of us would feel mortified if we saw only smiling faces wherever we went； we enjoy the sour contortions of envy。 Godefroid did not like to be disliked。 Every one has his taste。 Now for the solid； practical aspects of life！
〃The distinguishing feature of his chambers； where I have licked my lips over breakfast more than once； was a mysterious dressing…closet； nicely decorated； and comfortably appointed； with a grate in it and a bath…tub。 It gave upon a narrow staircase； the folding doors were noiseless； the locks well oiled； the hinges discreet； the window panes of frosted glass； the curtain impervious to light。 While the bedroom was； as it ought to have been； in a fine disorder which would suit the most exacting painter in water…colors； while everything therein was redolent of the Bohemian life of a young man of fashion； the dressing… closet was like a shrinewhite； spotless； neat； and warm。 There were no draughts from door or window； the carpet had been made soft for bare feet hastily put to the floor in a sudden panic of alarmwhich stamps him as your thoroughbred dandy that knows life； for here； in a few moments； he may show himself either a noodle or a master in those little details in which a man's character is revealed。 The Marquise previously quotedno； it was the Marquise de Rochefidecame out of that dressing…closet in a furious rage； and never went back again。 She discovered nothing 'improper' in it。 Godefroid used to keep a little cupboard full of〃
〃Waistcoats？〃 suggested Finot。
〃Come； now； just like you； great Turcaret that you are。 （I shall never form that fellow。） Why； no。 Full of cakes； and fruit； and dainty little flasks of Malaga and Lunel； an en cas de nuit in Louis Quatorze's style； anything that can tickle the delicate and well…bred appetite of sixteen quarterings。 A knowing old man…servant； very strong in matters veterinary； waited on the horses and groomed Godefroid。 He had been with the late M。 de Beaudenord； Godefroid's father； and bore Godefroid an inveterate affection； a kind of heart complaint which has almost disappeared among domestic servants since savings banks were established。
〃All material well…being is based upon arithmetic。 You to whom Paris is known down to its very excrescences； will see that Beaudenord must have acquired about seventeen thousand livres per annum； for he paid some seventeen francs of taxes and spent a thousand crowns on his own whims。 Well； dear boys； when Godefroid came of age； the Marquis d'Aiglemont submitted to him such an account of his trust as none of us would be likely to give a nephew； Godefroid's name was inscribed as the owner of eighteen thousand livres of rentes； a remnant of his father's wealth spared by the harrow of the great reduction under the Republic and the hailstorms of Imperial arrears。 D'Aiglemont； that upright guardian； also put his ward in possession of some thirty thousand francs of savings invested with the firm of Nucingen； saying with all the charm of a grand seigneur and the indulgence of a soldier of the Empire； that he had contrived to put it aside for his ward's young man's follies。 'If you will take my advice； Godefroid；' added he； 'instead of squandering the money like a fool； as so many young men do； let it go in follies that will be useful to you afterwards。 Take an attache's post at Turin； and then go to Naples； and from Naples to London； and you will be amused and learn something for your money。 Afterward