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Sum by the week。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 ？；850 15
Sum by the year。。。。。。。。。。。。。 ？6；239 0
The total of the Senate； the people； and the magistracy。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 ？87；459 15
〃The dignity of the commonwealth； and aids of the several magistracies and offices thereto belonging； bring provided for as aforesaid； the overplus of the excise； with the product of the sum rising； shall be carefully managed by the Senate and the people through the diligence of the officers of the Exchequer； till it amount to ？；000；000； or to the purchase of about ？00；000 solid revenue。 At which time； the term of eleven years being expired； the excise； except it be otherwise ordered by the Senate and the people； shall be totally remitted and abolished forever。〃
At this institution the taxes； as will better appear in the Corollary； were abated about one…half； which made the order； when it came to be tasted； to be of good relish with the people in the very beginning； though the advantages then were no ways comparable to the consequences to be hereafter shown。 Nevertheless； my Lord Epimonus； who with much ado had been held till now； found it midsummer moon； and broke out of bedlam in this manner。
〃MY LORD ARCHON： 〃I have a singing in my head like that of a cart…wheel； my brains are upon a rotation； and some are so merry； that a man cannot speak his griefs； but if your high…shod prerogative； and those same slouching fellows your tribunes； do not take my lord strategus's and my lord orator's heads； and jolt them together under the canopy； then let me be ridiculous to all posterity。 For here is a commonwealth； to which if a man should take that of the 'prentices in their ancient administration of justice at Shrovetide； it were an aristocracy。 You have set the very rabble with truncheons in their hands； and the gentry of this nation； like cocks with scarlet gills； and the golden combs of their salaries to boot； lest they should not be thrown at。 〃Not a night can I sleep for some horrid apparition or other； one while these myrmidons are measuring silks by their quarterstaves； another stuffing their greasy pouches with my lord high treasurer's jacobuses。 For they are above 1；000 in arms to 300； which； their gowns being pulled over their ears； are but in their doublets and hose。 But what do I speak of 1；000？ There be 2；000 in every tribe； that is； 100；000 in the whole nation； not only in the posture of an army； but in a civil capacity sufficient to give us what laws they please。 Now everybody knows that the lower sort of people regard nothing but money； and you say it is the duty of a legislator to presume all men to be wicked： wherefore they must fall upon the richer； as they are an army； or； lest their minds should misgive them in such a villany； you have given them encouragement that they have a nearer way； seeing it may be done every whit as well as by the overbalancing power which they have in elections。 There is a fair which is annually kept in the centre of these territories at Kiberton； a town famous for ale； and frequented by good fellows； where there is a solemnity of the pipers and fiddlers of this nation （I know not whether Lacedaemon； where the Senate kept account of the stops of the flutes and of the fiddle…strings of that commonwealth； bad any such custom） called the bull…running； and he that catches and holds the bull； is the annual and supreme magistrate of that comitia or congregation； called king piper； without whose license it is not lawful for any of those citizens to enjoy the liberty of his calling； nor is he otherwise legitimately qualified （or civitate donatus） to lead apes or bears in any perambulation of the same。 Mine host of the Bear； in Kiberton； the father of ale； and patron of good football and cudgel players； has any time since I can remember been grand…chancellor of this order。 〃Now； say I； seeing great things arise from small beginnings； what should hinder the people； prone to their own advantage and loving money； from having intelligence conveyed to them by this same king piper and his chancellor； with their loyal subjects the minstrels and bear…wards； masters of ceremonies； to which there is great recourse in their respective perambulations； and which they will commission and instruct； with directions to all the tribes； willing and commanding them； that as they wish their own good； they choose no other into the next primum mobile but of the ablest cudgel and football players？ Which done as soon as said； your primum mobile； consisting of no other stuff； must of necessity be drawn forth into your nebulones and your galimofries； and so the silken purses of your Senate and prerogative being made of sows' ears； most of them blacksmiths； they will strike while the iron is hot； and beat your estates into hob…nails； mine host of the Bear being strategus； and king piper lord orator。 Well； my lords； it might have been otherwise expressed； but this is well enough a…conscience。 In your way； the wit of man shall not prevent this or the like inconvenience； but if this （for I have conferred with artists） be a mathematical demonstration； I could kneel to you； that ere it be too late we might return to some kind of sobriety。 〃If we empty our purses with these pomps； salaries； coaches； lackeys； and pages； what can the people say less than that we have dressed a Senate and a prerogative for nothing but to go to the park with the ladies？〃
My Lord Archon； whose meekness resembled that of Moses； vouchsafed this answer：
〃My LORDS： 〃For all this； I can see my Lord Epimonus every night in the park； and with ladies； nor do I blame this in a young man； or the respect which is and ought to be given to a sex that is one…half of the commonwealth of mankind； and without which the other would be none： but our magistrates； I doubt； may be somewhat of the oldest to perform this part with much acceptation； and； as the Italian proverb says； 'Servire e non gradire e cosa da far morire。' Wherefore we will lay no certain obligation upon them in this point； but leave them； if it please you； to their own fate or discretion。 But this （for I know my Lord Epimonus loves me； though I can never get his esteem） I will say； if he had a mistress should use him so； he would find it a sad life； or I appeal to your lordships； how I can resent it from such a friend； that he puts king piper's politics in the balance with mine。 King piper； I deny not； may teach his bears to dance； but they have the worst ear of all creatures。 Now how he should make them keep time in fifty several tribes； and that two years together； for else it will be to no purpose； may be a small matter with my lord to promise； but it seems to me of impossible performance。 First； through the nature of the bean； and； secondly； through that of the ballot； or how what he has hitherto thought so hard； is now come to be easy； but he may think that for expedition they will eat up these balls like apples。 〃However； there is so much more in their way by the constitution of this； than is to be found in that of any other commonwealth； that I am reconciled； it now appearing plainly that the points of my lord's arrows are directed at no other white