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BLUFF。 What; are you a woman of quality too; spouse?
SET。 And my relation; pray let her be respected accordingly。 Well; honest Lucy; fare thee well。 I think; you and I have been play…fellows off and on; any time this seven years。
LUCY。 Hold your prating。 I'm thinking what vocation I shall follow while my spouse is planting laurels in the wars。
BLUFF。 No more wars; spouse; no more wars。 While I plant laurels for my head abroad; I may find the branches sprout at home。
HEART。 Bellmour; I approve thy mirth; and thank thee。 And I cannot in gratitude (for I see which way thou art going) see thee fall into the same snare out of which thou hast delivered me。
BELL。 I thank thee; George; for thy good intention; but there is a fatality in marriage; for I find I'm resolute。
HEART。 Then good counsel will be thrown away upon you。 For my part; I have once escaped; and when I wed again; may she beugly; as an old bawd。
VAIN。 Ill…natured; as an old maid …
BELL。 Wanton; as a young widow …
SHARP。 And jealous; as a barren wife。
HEART。 Agreed。
BELL。 Well; 'midst of these dreadful denunciations; and notwithstanding the warning and example before me; I commit myself to lasting durance。
BELIN。 Prisoner; make much of your fetters。 'Giving her hand。'
BELL。 Frank; will you keep us in countenance?
VAIN。 May I presume to hope so great a blessing?
ARAM。 We had better take the advantage of a little of our friend's experience first。
BELL。 O' my conscience she dares not consent; for fear he should recant。 'Aside。' Well; we shall have your company to church in the morning。 May be it may get you an appetite to see us fall to before you。 Setter; did not you tell me? …
SET。 They're at the door: I'll call 'em in。
A DANCE。
BELL。 Now set we forward on a journey for life。 Come take your fellow…travellers。 Old George; I'm sorry to see thee still plod on alone。
HEART。 With gaudy plumes and jingling bells made proud; The youthful beast sets forth; and neighs aloud。 A morning…sun his tinselled harness gilds; And the first stage a down…hill greensward yields。 But; oh … What rugged ways attend the noon of life! Our sun declines; and with what anxious strife; What pain we tug that galling load; a wife。 All coursers the first heat with vigour run; But 'tis with whip and spur the race is won。 'Exeunt Omnes。'
EPILOGUE。 Spoken by MRS。 BARRY。
As a rash girl; who will all hazards run; And be enjoyed; though sure to be undone; Soon as her curiosity is over; Would give the world she could her toy recover; So fares it with our poet; and I'm sent To tell you he already does repent: Would you were all as forward to keep Lent。 Now the deed's done; the giddy thing has leisure To think o' th' sting; that's in the tail of pleasure。 Methinks I hear him in consideration: What will the world say? Where's my reputation? Now that's at stake。 No; fool; 'tis out o' fashion。 If loss of that should follow want of wit; How many undone men were in the pit! Why that's some comfort to an author's fears; If he's an ass; he will be tryed by's peers。 But hold; I am exceeding my commission: My business here was humbly to petition; But we're so used to rail on these occasions; I could not help one trial of your patience: For 'tis our way; you know; for fear o' th' worst; To be beforehand still; and cry Fool first。 How say you; sparks? How do you stand affected? I swear; young Bays within is so dejected; 'Twould grieve your hearts to see him; shall I call him? But then you cruel critics would so maul him! Yet may be you'll encourage a beginner; But how? Just as the devil does a sinner。 Women and wits are used e'en much at one; You gain your end; and damn 'em when you've done。
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