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roguish impudence。 〃Or if there is to be whipping； my lord； whip Louis XI。〃
Thus reminded； I turned to the solemn traveller； but my eyes had no sooner met his than he twisted his visage into so wry a smile if smile it could be calledthat wherever there was a horse collar he must have won the prize。 To hide my amusement； I asked them what they were。 〃Mountebanks？〃 I said curtly。
〃Your lordship has pricked the garter offhand；〃 the merry man answered cheerfully。 〃You see before you the renowned Pierre Paladin VOILA！and Philibert Le Grand！ of the Breton fairs； monsieur。〃
〃But why this fooleryhere？〃 I said。
〃We took you for another； monsieur；〃 he answered。
〃Whom you intended to frighten？〃
〃Precisely； your grace。〃
〃Well； you are nice rogues；〃 I said； looking at him。
〃So is he；〃 he answered； undaunted。
I left the matter there for a moment； while I summoned La Font and the servants； whose rage； when； entering a…tiptoe and with some misgiving； they discovered how they had been deceived； and by whom； was scarcely to be restrained even by my presence。 However； aided by Philibert's comicalities； I presently secured a truce； and the two strollers vacating in my honour the table by the firethough they had not the slightest notion who I was we were soon on terms。 I had taken the precaution to bring a meal with me； and while La Trape and his companion unpacked it； and I dried my riding boots； I asked the players who it was they had meant to frighten。
They were not very willing to tell me； but at length confessed； to my astonishment； that it was M。 Grabot。
〃GrabotGrabot！〃 I said； striving to recollect where I had heard the name。 〃The Mayor of Bottitort？〃
The solemn man made an atrocious grimace。 Then； 〃Yes； monsieur； the Mayor of Bottitort；〃 he said frankly。 〃A year ago he put Philibert in the stocks for a riddle； that is his affair。 And the woman of this house has more than once befriended me； and he is for turning her out for a debt she does not owe； and that is my affair。 However； your lordship's arrival has saved him for this time。〃
〃You expected him here this evening； then？〃
〃He is coming；〃 he answered； with more than his usual gloom。 〃He passed this way this morning； and announced that on his return he should spend the night here。 We found the goodwife all of a tremble when we arrived。 He is a hard man； monsieur；〃 the mountebank continued bitterly。 〃She cried after him that she hoped that God would change his heart； but he only answered that even if St。 Brieuc changed his bodyyou know the legend； monseigneur； doubtlesshe should be here。〃
〃And here he is；〃 the other； who had been looking out of one of the windows； cried。 〃I see his lanthorn coming down the hill。 And by St。 Brieuc； I have it！ I have it；〃 the droll continued； suddenly spinning round in a wild dance of triumph on the floor； and then as suddenly stopping and falling into an attitude before us。 〃Monsieur； if you will help us； I have the richest jest ever played。 Pierre； listen。 You； gentlemen all； listen！ We will pretend that he is changed。 He is a pompous man； he thinks the Mayor of Bottitort equal to the Saint Pere。 Well； Pierre shall be M。 Grabot； Mayor of Bottitort。 You； monsieur； that we may give him enough of mayors； shall be the Mayor of Gol； and I will be the Mayor of St。 Just。 This gentleman shall swear to us； so shall the servants。 For him； he does not exist。 Oh； we will punish him finely。〃
〃But；〃 I said； astounded by the very audacity of the rogue's proposition； 〃you do not flatter yourself that you will deceive him？〃
〃We shall； monsieur； if you will help；〃 he answered confidently。 〃I will be warrant for it we shall。〃
The thing had little of dignity in it； and I wonder now that I complied； but I have always shared with the King； my master； a taste for drolleries of the kind suggested； while nothing that I had as yet heard of this Grabot was of a nature to induce me to spare him。 Seeing that La Font was tickled with the idea； and that the servants were a…grin； and the more eager to trick others as they had just been tricked themselves； I was tempted to consent。
After this； the preparations took not a minute。 Philibert covered his fool's clothes with a cloak； and their table was drawn nearer to the fire； so as； with mine； to take up the whole hearth。 La Trape fell into an attitude behind me； and the Breton； adopting a refinement suggested at the last moment； was sent out to intercept Grabot before he entered； and tell him that the inn was full； and that he had better pass on。
The knave did his business so well that Grabot； being just such a man as the stroller had described to us； the altercation on the threshold was of itself the most amusing thing in the world。 〃Who？〃 we heard a loud； coarse voice exclaim。 〃Who d'ye say are here； man？〃
〃The Mayor of Bottitort。〃
〃MILLE DIABLES！〃
〃The Mayor of Bottitort and the Mayors of Gol and St。 Just；〃 the servant repeated as if he noticed nothing amiss。
〃That is a lie！〃 the new comer replied； with a snort of triumph； 〃and an impudent one。 But you have got the wrong sow by the ear this time。〃
〃Why； man；〃 a third voice； somewhat nasal and rustical； struck in； 〃don't you know the Mayor of Bottitort？〃
〃I should；〃 my Breton answered bluntly； and making； as we guessed； a stand before them。 〃For I am his servant； and he is this moment at his meat。〃
〃The Mayor of Bottitort？〃
〃Yes。〃
〃M。 Grabot？〃
〃Yes。〃
〃And you are his servant？〃
〃I have thought so for some time；〃 the Breton answered contemptuously。
The Mayor fairly roared in his indignation。 〃Youhis servant！ The Mayor of Bottitort's？〃 he cried in a voice of thunder。 〃I'll tell you what you are； you are a liar！a liar； man； that is what you are！ Why； you fool； I am the Mayor of Bottitort myself。 Now； do you see how you have wasted yourself？ Out of my way！ Jehan； follow me in。 I shall look into this。 There is some knavery here； but if Simon Grabot cannot get to the bottom of it the Mayor of Bottitort will。 Follow me； I say。 My servant indeed？ Come； come！〃
And； still grumbling； he flung open the door； which the Breton had left ajar； and stalked in upon us； fuming and blowing out his cheeks for all the world like a bantam cock with its feathers erect。 He was a short； pursy man； with a short nose； a wide face； and small eyes。 But had he been Caesar and Alexander rolled into one； he could not have crossed the threshold with a more tremendous assumption of dignity。 Once inside； he stood and glared at us； somewhat taken aback； I think； for the moment by our numbers； but recovering himself almost immediately； he strutted towards us； and； without uncovering or saluting us； he asked in a deep voice who was responsible for the man outside。
〃I am； the graver mountebank answered； looking at the stranger with a sober air of surprise。 〃He is my servant。〃
〃Ah！〃 the Mayor exclaimed； with a withering glance。 〃And who； may I ask； are you？〃
〃You may ask； certainly；〃 the player answered drily。 〃But until you take off your hat I shall not answer。〃
The Mayor gasped at this rebuff； and turned； if it were possible； a shade redder； but he uncovered。
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