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them counterfeit notesand he hez！ Ye see he ain't accustomed to look at
a five or a ten dollar note as sharp as some men； and he's already taken in
two tens and a five counterfeits。〃
〃Gracious！〃 said Mrs。 Bigsby。 〃What did the poor feller do？〃
〃Oh； he ups and tells me； all right； after he discovered it。 And sez he：
'I've charged my account with 'em；' sez he； 'so the Bank won't lose it。'〃
〃Why； Dan'l；〃 said Mrs。 Bigsby； 〃ye didn't let that poor feller〃
〃You hol' on！〃 said her brother； 〃business is business； but I sez to him：
'Ye oughter put it down to Profit and Loss account。 Or perhaps we'll
have a chance o' gettin' rid o' them；not in Noo York； where folks is sharp；
but here in the country； and then ye kin credit yourself with the amount
arter you've got rid o' them。'〃
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〃Laws！ I'm sorry ye did that； Dan'l；〃 said Mrs。 Bigsby。
〃With that he riz up；〃 continued Dan'l； ignoring his sister； 〃and； takin'
them counterfeit notes from my hand； sez he： 'Them notes belong to ME
now；' sez he； 'and I'm goin' to destroy 'em。' And with that he walks over
to the fire as stiff as a poker； and held them notes in it until they were
burnt clean up。〃
〃Well； but that was honest and straightforward in him！〃 said Mrs。
Bigsby。
〃Um！ but it wasn't businessand ye see〃 Dan'l paused and rubbed
his chin。
〃Well； go on！〃 said Mrs。 Bigsby impatiently。
〃Well； ye see； neither him nor me was very smart in detectin'
counterfeits； or even knowin' 'em； and〃
〃Well！ For goodness' sake； Dan'l； speak out！〃
〃WellTHE DUM FOOL BURNT UP THREE GOOD BILLS； and we
neither of us knew it！〃
V
The 〃unexpected〃 which Dan'l Borem had hinted might characterize
his future conduct was first intimated by his treatment of the 〃Widow
Cully；〃 an aged and impoverished woman whose property was heavily
mortaged to him。 He had curtly summoned her to come to his office on
Christmas Day and settle up。 Frightened； hopeless； and in the face of a
snowstorm； the old woman attended； but was surprised by receiving a
〃satisfaction piece〃 in full from the banker； and a gorgeous Christmas
dinner。 〃All the same；〃 said Mrs。 Bigsby to Lummox； 〃Dan'l might hev
done all this without frightenin' the poor old critter into a nervous fever；
chillin' her through by makin' her walk two miles through the snow； and
keepin' her on the ragged edge o' despair for two mortal hours！ But it's
his humorous way。〃
〃Did he give any reason for being so lenient to the widow？〃 asked
Lummox。
〃He said that her son had given him a core of his apple when they
were boys together。 Dan'l ez mighty thoughtful o' folks that was kind to
him in them days。〃
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〃Is that all？〃 said Lummox； astonished。
〃WellI've kinder thought suthin' else；〃 said Mrs。 Bigsby hesitatingly。
〃What？〃
〃That its bein' Christmas Dayand as I've heard tell that's NO DAY IN
LAW； but just like SundayDan'l mebbe thought that he might crawl outer
that satisfaction piece； ef he ever wanted ter！ Dan'l is mighty cute。〃
VI
Mr。 John Lummox was not behind his employer in developing
unexpected traits of character。 Hitherto holding aloof from his neighbors
in Old Folksville； he suddenly went to a social gathering； and
distinguished himself as the principal and popular guest of the evening。
As Dan'l Borem afterward told his sister： 〃He was one o' them
Combination Minstrels and Variety Shows in one。 He sang through a
whole opery； made the pianner jest howl； gave some recitations；
Casabianker and Betsy and I are Out； imitated all them tragedians； did
tricks with cards and fetched rabbits outer hats； besides liftin' the pianner
with two men sittin' on it； jest by his teeth。 Created snakes！〃 said Borem；
concluding his account； which here is necessarily abbreviated； 〃ef he
learnt all that in his two years in Europe I ain't sayin' anythin' more agin'
eddication and furrin' travel after this！ Why； the next day there was quite
a run on the Bank jest to see HIM。 He is makin' the bizness pop'lar。〃
〃Then ye think ye'll get along together？〃
〃I reckon we'll hitch hosses；〃 said Dan'l； with a smile。
A few weeks later； one evening； Dan'l Borem sat with his sister alone。
John Lummox； who was now residing with them； was attending a social
engagement。 Mrs。 Bigsby knew that Dan'l had something to
communicate； but knew that he would do so in his own way。
〃Speakin' o' hoss trades；〃 he began。
〃We WASN'T and we ain't goin' to；〃 said Mrs。 Bigsby with great
promptness。 〃I've heard enough of 'em。〃
〃But this here one hez suthin' to do with your fr'en'； John Lummox；〃
said Dan'l； with a chuckle。
Mrs。 Bigsby stared。 〃Go on； then；〃 she said； but； for goodness' sake；
cut it short。〃
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Dan'l threw away his quid and replenished it from his silver tobacco
box。 Mrs。 Bigsby shuddered slightly as she recognized the usual
preliminary to prolixity； but determined； as far as possible； to make her
brother brief。
〃It mout be two weeks ago；〃 began Dan'l； 〃that I see John Lummox
over at Palmyra； where he'd bin visitin'。 He was drivin' a hoss； the
beautifulest critterfor colorI ever saw。 It was yaller； with mane and
tail a kinder golden； like the hair o' them British Blondes that was here in
the Variety Show。〃
〃Dan'l！〃 exclaimed Mrs。 Bigsby； horrified。 〃And you allowed you
never went thar！〃
〃Saw 'em on the postersand mebbe the color was a little brighter
thar；〃 said Dan'l carelessly〃but who's interruptin' now？〃
〃Go on；〃 said Mrs。 Bigsby。
〃'Got a fine hoss thar；' sez I； 'reckon I never see such a purty color；' sez
I。 'He is purty；' sez he； 'per'aps too purty for