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s face； and noticed the unaffected bow with which he entered the room； shaking hands with each one as Fred introduced himand all with that warm； hearty； simple； courteous manner peculiar to his people。
The slight ceremony overalmost every Friday night some new guest was welcomedFred seated himself on the floor with his back to the whitewashed wall； although two chairs were at once offered them； and made room for Oliver； who settled down beside him。
As they sat leaning back； Oliver's eyes wandering over the room drinking in the strange； fascinating scene before him； as bewildering as it was unexpected； Frednow that they were closer to the scene of action； again whispered or shouted； as the suddenly revived noise permitted； into Oliver's alert and delighted ears； such additional facts concerning the other members present as he thought would interest his guest。
The fat man behind the piano astride of a chair； a pipe in his mouth and a black velvet skull…cap on his head； was Tom Waller； the sheep…painter…Thomas Brandon Waller； he signed itknown as the Walrus。 He； too； was a boarder and a delightful fellow； although an habitual grumbler。 His highest ambition was to affix an N。 A。 at the end of his name； but he had failed of election by thirty votes out of forty cast。 That exasperating event he had duly celebrated at Pfaff's in various continued libations covering a week； and had accordingly； on many proper and improper occasions； renewed and recelebrated the event； breathing out meanwhile； between his pewter mugs； scathing anathemas against the 〃idiots〃 who had defeated him out of his just rights； and who were stupid enough to believe in the school of Verboeckhoeven。 Slick and shiny Verboeckhoeven； 〃the mechanic；〃 he would call him； with his fists closed tight； who painted the hair on every one of his sheep as if it were curled by a pair of barber's tongsnot dirty and woolly and full of suggestions as； of course； he the great Waller； alone of all living animal…painters depicted it。 All of which； to Waller's credit； it must be parenthetically stated； these same 〃idiots〃 learned to recognize in after years as true； when that distinguished animal…painter took a medal at the Salon for the same picture which the Jury of N。 A。's had rejected at their Spring Exhibition。
The irreproachable； immaculate young person； with eyes half…closed； lying back in the arm…chair one which he had brought from his own roomwas 〃Ruffle…shirt〃 Tomlins。 He was the only member who dressed every day for dinner； whether he was going out afterward or notspike…tailed coat； white tie and all。 Tomlins not only knew intimately a lady of high degree who owned a box at the Academy of Music； in Fourteenth Street； and who invited him to sit in it at least once a season； but he had besides a large visiting acquaintance among the people of quality living on Irving Place。 A very agreeable and kindly little man was 〃Ruffle…shirt〃 Tomlins so Fred saidthe sort of a little man whose philosophy of life was based on the possibility of catching more innocent； unwary flies with honey than he could with vinegar； and who； in consequence； always said nice things about everybodysometimes in a loud tone enough for everybody to hear。 This last statement of Fred's Tomlins confirmed ten minutes later by remarking； in a stage whisper to Waller：
〃Did you see how that young Mr。 Horn entered the room？ Nobody like these high…bred Southerners； my boy。 Quite the air of a man of the world hasn't he？〃 To all of which the distinguished sheep… painter made no other reply than a slight nod of the head； as he blew a cloud of smoke toward the ceiling Tomlins's immaculate appearance being a constant offence to the untidy painter。
The member with the stentorian voice； who was roaring out his opinions to Cockburn； Fred continued； was 〃Fog…horn〃 Cranch； the auctioneer。 His room was next to Waller's。 His weaknesses were gay…colored waistcoats and astounding cravats。 He varied these portions of his dress according to wind； weather； and sales of the dayselecting blue for sunshiny mornings； black for rainy ones； green for pictures； red for household furniture； white for real estate； etc。 Into these color…schemes he stuck a variety of scarf…pinsnone very valuable or rare； but each one distincta miniature ivory skull； for instance； with little garnets for eyes； or tiny onyx dice with sixes on all sides。
The one man of all the others most beloved by Fred and every other boarder； guest； and habitue that gathered around the piano in this garret…room； and now conspicuous by his absence； he having gone to the circus opposite the Academy of Music； and not likely to return until latea fact greatly regretted by Fred who made this announcement with lowered voice to Oliverwas a young Irishman by the name of McFuddCornelius McFudd； the life of the house； and whom Waller； in accordance with the general custom； had christened 〃Continuous McFuddie；〃 by reason of the nature of the Hibernian's habits。 His room was across the open space opposite Fred's； with windows overlooking the yard。
This condensation of good…nature； wit； and good… humor； Fred went on to say； had been shipped to 〃The States〃 by his father； a rich manufacturer of Irish whiskies in Dublin； that he might learn something of the ways of the New World。 And there was not the slightest doubt in the minds of his comrades； so Fred assured Oliver； that he had not only won his diploma； but that the sum of his knowledge along several other lines far exceeded that of any one of his contemporaries。 His allowances came regularly every month； through the hands of Cockburn； who had known him in London； and whose bank cashed McFudd's remittancesa fact which enabled my lord to a greater extent than the others to keep an eye on the Irishman's movements and expenditures。
Whatever deviltry was inaugurated on this top floor during the day as well as the night； and it was pretty constant； could be traced without much difficulty to this irrepressible young Irishman。 If Tomlins found his dress…suit put to bed； with a pillow for a body and his crush…hat for a head； or Cranch found Waller's lay…figure （Waller often used his bedroom as a studio） sitting bolt upright in his easy…chair； with its back to him reading a newspaperthe servant having been told to announce to Cranch； the moment she opened the door； that 〃a gentleman was waiting for him in his room〃； or Cockburn was sent off on some wild…goose chase uptownit was safe to say that Mac was at the bottom of it all。
If； Fred added impressively； this rollicking； devil… may…care； perfectly sound and hearty young Hibernian had ever been absolutely； entirely； and completely sober since his sojourn in the land of the free； no one of his fellow…boarders had ever discovered it。
Of this motley gathering 〃Ruffle…shirt〃 Tomlins； the swell； 〃Fog…horn〃 Cranch； the auctioneer； 〃Walrus〃 Waller； the sheep…painter； 〃My Lord〃 Cockburn； the Englishman； Fred Stone and Cornelius McFudd； not only occupied the bedrooms； but had seats at Miss Teetum's table； four flights below。 Bianchi and the others were the guests of the evening。
All this； and more； Fred poured into Oliver's willing ear in loud or sof