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a simpleton-第9章

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would fall dead upon so fair an antagonist。  At last his eye
kindled; he had hit on an argument unscientific enough for anybody;
he thought。  Said he; ingratiatingly; 〃You believe the Old
Testament?〃

〃Of course I do; every syllable。〃

〃And the lessons it teaches?〃

〃Certainly!〃

〃Then let me tell you a story from that book。  A Syrian general had
a terrible disease。  He consulted Elisha by deputy。  Elisha said;
'Bathe seven times in a certain river; Jordan; and you will get
well。'  The general did not like this at all; he wanted a
prescription; wanted to go to the druggist; didn't believe in
hydropathy to begin; and; in any case; turned up his nose at
Jordan。  What! bathe in an Israelitish brook; when his own country
boasted noble rivers; with a reputation for sanctity into the
bargain?  In short; he preferred his leprosy to such irregular
medicine。  But it happened; by some immense fortuity; that one of
his servants; though an Oriental; was a friend; instead of a
flatterer; and this sensible fellow said; 'If the prophet told you
to do some great and difficult thing; to get rid of this fearful
malady; would not you do it; however distasteful? and can you
hesitate when he merely says; Wash in the Jordan; and be healed?'
The general listened to good sense; and cured himself。  Your case
is parallel。  You would take quantities of foul medicine; you would
submit to some painful operation; if life and health depended on
it; then why not do a small thing for a great result?  You have
only to take off an unnatural machine which cripples your growing
frame; and was unknown to every one of the women whose forms in
Parian marble the world admires。  Off with that monstrosity; and
your cure is as certain as the Syrian general's; though science;
and not inspiration; dictates the easy remedy。〃

Rosa had listened impatiently; and now replied with some warmth;
〃This is shockingly profane。  The idea of comparing yourself to
Elisha; and me to a horrid leper!  Much obliged!  Not that I know
what a leper is。〃

〃Come; come! that is not fair;〃 said Mr。 Lusignan。  〃He only
compared the situation; not the people。〃

〃But; papa; the Bible is not to be dragged into the common affairs
of life。〃

〃Then what on earth is the use of it?〃

〃Oh; papa!  Well; it is not Sunday; but I have had a sermon。  This
is the clergyman; and you are the commentatorhe! he!  And so now
let us go back from divinity to medicine。  I repeat〃 (this was the
first time she had said it) 〃that my other doctors give me real
prescriptions; written in hieroglyphics。  You can't look at them
without feeling there MUST be something in them。〃

An angry spot rose on Christopher's cheek; but he only said; 〃And
are your other doctors satisfied with the progress your disorder is
making under their superintendence?〃

〃Perfectly!  Papa; tell him what they say; and I'll find him their
prescriptions。〃  She went to a drawer; and rummaged; affecting not
to listen。

Lusignan complied。  〃First of all; sir; I must tell you they are
confident it is not the lungs; but the liver。〃

〃The what!〃 shouted Christopher。

〃Ah!〃 screamed Rosa。  〃Oh; don't!bawling!〃

〃And don't you screech;〃 said her father; with a look of misery and
apprehension impartially distributed on the resounding pair。

〃You must have misunderstood them;〃 murmured Staines; in a voice
that was now barely audible a yard off。  〃The hemorrhage of a
bright red color; and expelled without effort or nausea?〃

〃From the liverthey have assured me again and again;〃 said
Lusignan。

Christopher's face still wore a look of blank amazement; till Rosa
herself confirmed it positively。

Then he cast a look of agony upon her; and started up in a passion;
forgetting once more that his host abhorred the sonorous。  〃Oh;
shame! shame!〃 he cried; 〃that the noble profession of medicine
should be disgraced by ignorance such as this。〃  Then he said;
sternly; 〃Sir; do not mistake my motives; but I decline to have
anything further to do with this case; until those two gentlemen
have been relieved of it; and; as this is very harsh; and on my
part unprecedented; I will give you one reason out of many I COULD
give you。  Sir; there is no road from the liver to the throat by
which blood can travel in this way; defying the laws of gravity;
and they knew; from the patient; that no strong expellent force has
ever been in operation。  Their diagnosis; therefore; implies
agnosis; or ignorance too great to be forgiven。  I will not share
my patient with two gentlemen who know so little of medicine; and
know nothing of anatomy; which is the A B C of medicine。  Can I see
their prescriptions?〃

These were handed to him。  〃Good heavens!〃 said he; 〃have you taken
all these?〃

〃Most of them。〃

〃Why; then you have drunk about two gallons of unwholesome liquids;
and eaten a pound or two of unwholesome solids。  These medicines
have co…operated with the malady。  The disorder lies; not in the
hemorrhage; but in the precedent extravasation that is a drain on
the system; and how is the loss to be supplied?  Why; by taking a
little more nourishment than before; there is no other way; and
probably Nature; left to herself; might have increased your
appetite to meet the occasion。  But those two worthies have struck
that weapon out of Nature's hand; they have peppered away at the
poor ill…used stomach with drugs and draughts; not very deleterious
I grant you; but all more or less indigestible; and all tending;
not to whet the appetite; but to clog the stomach; or turn the
stomach; or pester the stomach; and so impair the appetite; and so
co…operate; indirectly; with the malady。〃

〃This is good sense;〃 said Lusignan。  〃I declare; II wish I knew
how to get rid of them。〃

〃Oh; I'll do that; papa。〃

〃No; no; it is not worth a rumpus。〃

〃I'll do it too politely for that。  Christopher; you are very
cleverTERRIBLY clever。  Whenever I threw their medicines away; I
was always a little better that day。  I will sacrifice them to you。
It IS a sacrifice。  They are both so kind and chatty; and don't
grudge me hieroglyphics; now you do。〃

She sat down and wrote two sweet letters to Dr。 Snell and Mr。
Wyman; thanking them for the great attention they had paid her; but
finding herself getting steadily worse; in spite of all they had
done for her; she proposed to discontinue her medicines for a time;
and try change of air。

〃And suppose they call to see whether you are changing the air?〃

〃In that case; papa'not at home。'〃

The notes were addressed and despatched。

Then Dr。 Staines brightened up; and said to Lusignan; 〃I am now
happy to tell you that I have overrated the malady。  The sad change
I see in Miss Lusignan is partly due to the great bulk of
unwholesome esculents she has been eating and drinking under the
head of medicines。  These discontinued; she might linger on for
years; existing; though not livingthe tight…laced cannot be said
to live。  But if she would be healthy and happy; let her throw that
diabolical machine into the fire。  It is no use asking her to
loosen it; she can't。  Once there; the temptation is too strong。
Off with it; and; take my word; you wi
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