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novel notes-第29章

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〃What have I done;〃 she seemed to say〃what have I done that this trouble should come upon me?〃

Jephson roused himself on my completion of this anecdote and sat up。

〃You and your friends appear to have been the possessors of some very remarkable cats;〃 he observed。

〃Yes;〃 I answered; 〃our family has been singularly fortunate in its cats。〃

〃Singularly so;〃 agreed Jephson; 〃I have never met but one man from whom I have heard more wonderful cat talk than; at one time or another; I have from you。〃

〃Oh;〃 I said; not; perhaps without a touch of jealousy in my voice; 〃and who was he?〃

〃He was a seafaring man;〃 replied Jephson。  〃I met him on a Hampstead tram; and we discussed the subject of animal sagacity。

〃'Yes; sir;' he said; 'monkeys is cute。  I've come across monkeys as could give points to one or two lubbers I've sailed under; and elephants is pretty spry; if you can believe all that's told of 'em。 I've heard some tall tales about elephants。  And; of course; dogs has their heads screwed on all right:  I don't say as they ain't。 But what I do say is:  that for straightfor'ard; level…headed reasoning; give me cats。  You see; sir; a dog; he thinks a powerful deal of a mannever was such a cute thing as a man; in a dog's opinion; and he takes good care that everybody knows it。  Naturally enough; we says a dog is the most intellectual animal there is。  Now a cat; she's got her own opinion about human beings。  She don't say much; but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it。  The consequence is; we says a cat's got no intelligence。  That's where we let our prejudice steer our judgment wrong。  In a matter of plain common sense; there ain't a cat living as couldn't take the lee side of a dog and fly round him。  Now; have you ever noticed a dog at the end of a chain; trying to kill a cat as is sitting washing her face three…quarters of an inch out of his reach?  Of course you have。  Well; who's got the sense out of those two?  The cat knows that it ain't in the nature of steel chains to stretch。  The dog; who ought; you'd think; to know a durned sight more about 'em than she does; is sure they will if you only bark loud enough。

〃'Then again; have you ever been made mad by cats screeching in the night; and jumped out of bed and opened the window and yelled at them?  Did they ever budge an inch for that; though you shrieked loud enough to skeer the dead; and waved your arms about like a man in a play?  Not they。  They've turned and looked at you; that's all。 〃Yell away; old man;〃 they've said; 〃we like to hear you:  the more the merrier。〃  Then what have you done?  Why; you've snatched up a hair…brush; or a boot; or a candlestick; and made as if you'd throw it at them。  They've seen your attitude; they've seen the thing in your hand; but they ain't moved a point。  They knew as you weren't going to chuck valuable property out of window with the chance of getting it lost or spoiled。  They've got sense themselves; and they give you credit for having some。  If you don't believe that's the reason; you try showing them a lump of coal; or half a brick; next timesomething as they know you WILL throw。  Before you're ready to heave it; there won't be a cat within aim。

〃'Then as to judgment and knowledge of the world; why dogs are babies to 'em。  Have you ever tried telling a yarn before a cat; sir?'

〃I replied that cats had often been present during anecdotal recitals of mine; but that; hitherto; I had paid no particular attention to their demeanour。

〃'Ah; well; you take an opportunity of doing so one day; sir;' answered the old fellow; 'it's worth the experiment。  If you're telling a story before a cat; and she don't get uneasy during any part of the narrative; you can reckon you've got hold of a thing as it will be safe for you to tell to the Lord Chief Justice of England。

〃'I've got a messmate;' he continued; 'William Cooley is his name。 We call him Truthful Billy。  He's as good a seaman as ever trod quarter…deck; but when he gets spinning yarns he ain't the sort of man as I could advise you to rely upon。  Well; Billy; he's got a dog; and I've seen him sit and tell yarns before that dog that would make a cat squirm out of its skin; and that dog's taken 'em in and believed 'em。  One night; up at his old woman's; Bill told us a yarn by the side of which salt junk two voyages old would pass for spring chicken。  I watched the dog; to see how he would take it。  He listened to it from beginning to end with cocked ears; and never so much as blinked。  Every now and then he would look round with an expression of astonishment or delight that seemed to say: 〃Wonderful; isn't it!〃  〃Dear me; just think of it!〃  〃Did you ever!〃  〃Well; if that don't beat everything!〃  He was a chuckle… headed dog; you could have told him anything。

〃'It irritated me that Bill should have such an animal about him to encourage him; and when he had finished I said to him; 〃I wish you'd tell that yarn round at my quarters one evening。〃

〃'Why?' said Bill。

〃'Oh; it's just a fancy of mine;' I says。  I didn't tell him I was wanting my old cat to hear it。

〃'Oh; all right;' says Bill; 'you remind me。'  He loved yarning; Billy did。

〃'Next night but one he slings himself up in my cabin; and I does so。  Nothing loth; off he starts。  There was about half…a…dozen of us stretched round; and the cat was sitting before the fire fussing itself up。  Before Bill had got fairly under weigh; she stops washing and looks up at me; puzzled like; as much as to say; 〃What have we got here; a missionary?〃  I signalled to her to keep quiet; and Bill went on with his yarn。  When he got to the part about the sharks; she turned deliberately round and looked at him。  I tell you there was an expression of disgust on that cat's face as might have made a travelling Cheap Jack feel ashamed of himself。  It was that human; I give you my word; sir; I forgot for the moment as the poor animal couldn't speak。  I could see the words that were on its lips: 〃Why don't you tell us you swallowed the anchor?〃 and I sat on tenter…hooks; fearing each instant that she would say them aloud。 It was a relief to me when she turned her back on Bill。

〃'For a few minutes she sat very still; and seemed to be wrestling with herself like。  I never saw a cat more set on controlling its feelings; or that seemed to suffer more in silence。  It made my heart ache to watch it。

〃'At last Bill came to the point where he and the captain between 'em hold the shark's mouth open while the cabin…boy dives in head foremost; and fetches up; undigested; the gold watch and chain as the bo'sun was a…wearing when he fell overboard; and at that the old cat giv'd a screech; and rolled over on her side with her legs in the air。

〃'I thought at first the poor thing was dead; but she rallied after a bit; and it seemed as though she had braced herself up to hear the thing out。

〃'But a little further on; Bill got too much for her again; and this time she owned herself beat。  She rose up and looked round at us: 〃You'll excuse me; gentlemen;〃 she saidleastways that is what she said if looks go for anything〃maybe you're used to this sort of rubbish; and it don't get on your nerves。 
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