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owne； and behold； the inhabitants came in； and offered gold； silver； vessels of wine； milke； cheese； flower； wheate and other things ： amongst whom there was one； that brought barly to the Asse that carried the goddesse； but the greedie whoresons thrust all into their sacke； which they brought for the purpose and put it upon my backe； to the end I might serve for two purposes； that is to say； for the barne by reason of my corne； and for the Temple by reason of the goddesse。 In this sort； they went from place to place； robbing all the Countrey over。 At length they came to a certaine Castle where under colour of divination； they brought to passe that they obtained a fat sheepe of a poore husbandman for the goddesse supper and to make sacrifice withall。 After that the banket was prepared； they washed their bodies； and brought in a tall young man of the village； to sup with them； who had scarce tasted a few pottage； when hee began to discover their beastly customes and inordinate desire of luxury。 For they compassed him round about； sitting at the table； and abused the young man； contrary to all nature and reason。 When I beheld this horrible fact； I could not but attempt to utter my mind and say； O masters； but I could pronounce no more but the first letter O； which I roared out so valiantly； that the young men of the towne seeking for a straie Asse； that they had lost the same night； and hearing my voice； whereby they judged that I had beene theirs； entred into the house unwares； and found these persons committing their vile abhomination； which when they saw； they declared to all the inhabitants by； their unnatural villany； mocking and laughing at this the pure and cleane chastity of their religion。 In the meane season； Phelibus and his company； （by reason of the bruit which was dispersed throughout all the region there of their beastly wickednesse） put all their trumpery upon my backe； and departed away about midnight。 When we had passed a great part of our journey； before the rising of the Sun； we came into a wild desart； where they conspired together to slay me。 For after they had taken the goddesse from my backe and set her gingerly upon the ground； they likewise tooke off my harnesse； and bound me surely to an Oake； beating me with their whip； in such sort that all my body was mortified。 Amongst whom there was one that threatened to cut off my legs with his hatchet； because by my noyse I diffamed his chastity； but the other regarding more their owne profit than my utility； thought best to spare my life； because I might carry home the goddesse。 So they laded me againe； driving me before them with their naked swords； till they came to a noble City： where the principall Patrone bearing high reverence unto the goddesse； Came in great devotion before us with Tympany； Cymbals； and other instruments； and received her； and all our company with much sacrifice and veneration。 But there I remember； I thought my selfe in most danger； for there was one that brought to the Master of the house； a side of a fat Bucke for a present； which being hanged behind the kitchin doore； not far from the ground； was cleane eaten up by a gray hound； that came in。 The Cooke when he saw the Venison devoured； lamented and wept pitifully。 And because supper time approached nigh； when as he should be reproved of too much negligence； he tooke a halter to hang himselfe： but his wife perceiving whereabout he went； ran incontinently to him； and taking the halter in both her hands； stopped him of his purpose； saying； O husband； are you out of your writs？ pray husband follow my counsel； cary this strange Asse out into some secret place and kill him； which done； cut off one of his sides； and sawce it well like the side of the Bucke； and set it before your Master。 Then the Cooke hearing the counsell of his wife； was well pleased to slay me to save himselfe： and so he went to the whetstone； to sharpe his tooles accordingly。
THE NINTH BOOKE
THE THIRTY…SEVENTH CHAPTER
How Apuleius saved himselfe from the Cooke； breaking his halter； and of other things that happened。
In this manner the traiterous Cooke prepared himselfe to slay me ： and when he was ready with his knives to doe his feat； I devised with my selfe how I might escape the present perill； and I did not long delay ： for incontinently I brake the halter wherewith I was tied； and flinging my heeles hither and thither to save my selfe； at length I ran hastily into a Parlour； where the Master of the house was feasting with the Priests of the goddesse Syria； and disquieted all the company； throwing downe their meats and drinks from the table。 The Master of the house dismayed at my great disorder； commanded one of his servants to take me up； and locke me in some strong place； to the end I might disturb them no more。 But I little regarded my imprisonment； considering that I was happily delivered from the hands of the traiterous Cooke。 Howbeit fortune； or the fatall disposition of the divine providence； which neither can be avoided by wise counsell； neither yet by any wholesome remedie； invented a new torment； for by and by a young ladde came running into the Parlour all trembling； and declared to the Master of the house； that there was a madde Dog running about in the streetes； which had done much harme； for he had bitten many grey hounds and horses in the Inne by： And he spared neither man nor beast。 For there was one Mitilius a Mulettour； Epheseus； a Cooke； Hyppanius a chamberlaine； and Appolonius a Physition； who （thinking to chase away the madde Dogge） were cruelly wounded by him； insomuch that many Horses and other beasts infected with the venyme of his poysonous teeth became madde likewise。 Which thing caused them all at the table greatly to feare； and thinking that I had beene bitten in like sort； came out with speares； Clubs； and Pitchforks purposing to slay me； and I had undoubtedly beene slaine； had I not by and by crept into the Chamber； where my Master intended to lodge all night。 Then they closed and locked fast the doores about me； and kept the chamber round； till such time as they thought that the pestilent rage of madnesse had killed me。 When I was thus shutte in the chamber alone； I laid me downe upon the bed to sleepe； considering it was long time past； since I lay and tooke my rest as a man doth。 When morning was come； and that I was well reposed； I rose up lustily。 In the meane season； they which were appointed to watch about the chamber all night； reasoned with themselves in this sort； Verely （quoth one） I think that this rude Asse be dead。 So think I （quoth another） for the outragious poyson of madness hath killed him； but being thus in divers opinions of a poore Ass； they looked through a crevis； and espied me standing still； sober and quiet in the middle of the chamber； then they opened the doores； and came towards me； to prove whether I were gentle or no。 Amongst whom there was one； which in my opinion； was sent from Heaven to save my life； that willed the other to set a bason of faire water before me； and thereby they would know whether I were mad or no； for if I did drinke without feare as I accustomed to do； it was a signe that I was whole； and in mine Assie