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ed in it； and what it should and may； and must； for the life's sake of this Empire； henceforth become： here clearly lies the heart of the whole matter。 Political reform； if this be not reformed； is naught and a mere mockery。
What England wants； and will require to have； or sink in nameless anarchies； is not a Reformed Parliament； meaning thereby a Parliament elected according to the six or the four or any other number of 〃points〃 and cunningly devised improvements in hustings mechanism； but a Reformed Executive or Sovereign Body of Rulers and Administrators；some improved method； innumerable improvements in our poor blind methods； of getting hold of these。 Not a better Talking…Apparatus； the best conceivable Talking…Apparatus would do very little for us at present；but an infinitely better Acting…Apparatus； the benefits of which would be invaluable now and henceforth。 The practical question puts itself with ever…increasing stringency to all English minds： Can we； by no industry； energy； utmost expenditure of human ingenuity； and passionate invocation of the Heavens and Earth； get to attain some twelve or ten or six men to manage the affairs of this nation in Downing Street and the chief posts elsewhere； who are abler for the work than those we have been used to； this long while？ For it is really a heroic work； and cannot be done by histrios； and dexterous talkers having the honor to be： it is a heavy and appalling work； and； at the starting of it especially； will require Herculean men； such mountains of pedant exuviae and obscene owl…droppings have accumulated in those regions； long the habitation of doleful creatures； the old _pavements_； the natural facts and real essential functions of those establishments； have not been seen by eyes for these two hundred years last past！ Herculean men acquainted with the virtues of running water； and with the divine necessity of getting down to the clear pavements and old veracities； who tremble before no amount of pedant exuviae； no loudest shrieking of doleful creatures； who tremble only to live； themselves； like inane phantasms； and to leave their life as a paltry _contribution_ to the guano mountains； and not as a divine eternal protest against them！
These are the kind of men we want； these； the nearest possible approximation to these； are the men we must find and have； or go bankrupt altogether； for the concern as it is will evidently not hold long together。 How true is this of Crabbe： 〃Men sit in Parliament eighty…three hours per week； debating about many things。 Men sit in Downing Street； doing protocols； Syrian treaties； Greek questions； Portuguese； Spanish； French； Egyptian and AEthiopian questions； dexterously writing despatches； and having the honor to be。 Not a question of them is at all pressing in comparison with the English question。 Pacifico the miraculous Gibraltar Jew has been hustled by some populace in Greece：upon him let the British Lion drop； very rapidly indeed； a constitutional tear。 Radetzky is said to be advancing upon Milan；I am sorry to hear it； and perhaps it does deserve a despatch； or friendly letter； once and away： but the Irish Giant； named of Despair； is advancing upon London itself； laying waste all English cities； towns and villages； that is the interesting Government despatch of the day！ I notice him in Piccadilly； blue…visaged； thatched in rags； a blue child on each arm； hunger…driven； wide…mouthed； seeking whom he may devour： he； missioned by the just Heavens； too truly and too sadly their 'divine missionary' come at last in this authoritative manner； will throw us all into Doubting Castle； I perceive！ That is the phenomenon worth protocolling about； and writing despatches upon； and thinking of with all one's faculty day and night； if one wishes to have the honor to beanything but a Phantasm Governor of England just now！ I entreat your Lordship's all but undivided attention to that Domestic Irish Giant； named of Despair； for a great many years to come。 Prophecy of him there has long been； but now by the rot of the potato （blessed be the just gods； who send us either swift death or some beginning of cure at last！）； he is here in person； and there is no denying him； or disregarding him any more； and woe to the public watchman that ignores him； and sees Pacifico the Gibraltar Jew instead！〃
What these strange Entities in Downing Street intrinsically are； who made them； why they were made； how they do their function； and what their function； so huge in appearance； may in net…result amount to；is probably known to no mortal。 The unofficial mind passes by in dark wonder； not pretending to know。 The official mind must not blab；the official mind； restricted to its own square foot of territory in the vast labyrinth； is probably itself dark； and unable to blab。 We see the outcome； the mechanism we do not see。 How the tailors clip and sew； in that sublime sweating establishment of theirs； we know not： that the coat they bring us out is the sorrowfulest fantastic mockery of a coat； a mere intricate artistic network of traditions and formalities； an embroiled reticulation made of web…listings and superannuated thrums and tatters； endurable to no grown Nation as a coat； is mournfully clear！
Two kinds of fundamental error are supposable in such a set of Offices； these two； acting and reacting； are the vice of all inefficient Offices whatever。_First_； that the work； such as it may be； is ill done in these establishments。 That it is delayed； neglected； slurred over； committed to hands that cannot do it well； that； in a word； the questions sent thither are not wisely handled； but unwisely； not decided truly and rapidly； but with delays and wrong at last： which is the principal character； and the infallible result； of an insufficient Intellect being set to decide them。 Or _second_； what is still fataler； the work done there may itself be quite the wrong kind of work。 Not the kind of supervision and direction which Colonies； and other such interests； Home or Foreign； do by the nature of them require from the Central Government； not that； but a quite other kind！ The Sotomayor correspondence； for example； is considered by many persons not to be mismanaged merely； but to be a thing which should never have been managed at all； a quite superfluous concern； which and the like of which the British Government has almost no call to get into； at this new epoch of time。 And not Sotomayor only； nor Sapienza only； in regard to that Foreign Office； but innumerable other things； if our witty friend of the 〃live coal〃 have reason in him！ Of the Colonial Office； too； it is urged that the questions they decide and operate upon are； in very great part； questions which they never should have meddled with； but almost all of which should have been decided in the Colonies themselves；Mother Country or Colonial Office reserving its energy for a quite other class of objects； which are terribly neglected just now。
These are the two vices that beset Government Offices； both of them originating in insufficient Intellect；that sad insufficiency from which； directly or indirectly； all evil whatsoever springs！ And these two vices act and react； so that where the on