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prayes you to fill this Bottle with your best Wine。 Cistio looking
uppon the huge Flaggon; replyed thus。 Honest Fellow; Messer Geri never
sent thee with such a Message to me: which although the Serving…man
very stoutly maintained; yet getting no other answer; he returned
backe therwith to his Master。
Messer Geri returned the Servant backe againe unto Cistio; saying:
Goe; and assure Cistio; that I sent thee to him; and if hee make
thee any more such answeres; then demaund of him; to what place else I
should send thee? Being come againe to Cistio; hee avouched that his
Maister had sent him; but Cistio affirming; that hee did not: the
Servant asked; to what place else hee should send him? Marrie (quoth
Cistio) unto the River of Arno; which runneth by Florence; there
thou mayest be sure to fill thy Flaggon。 When the Servant had reported
this answer to Messer Geri; the eyes of his understanding beganne to
open; and calling to see what Bottle hee had carried with him: no
sooner looked he on the huge Flaggon; but severely reproving the
sawcinesse of his Servant; hee sayde。 Now trust mee; Cistio told
thee nothing but trueth; for neither did I send thee with any such
dishonest message; nor had the reason to yeeld or grant it。
Then he sent him with a bottle of more reasonable competencie; which
so soone as Cistio saw: Yea mary my friend; quoth he; now I am sure
that thy Master sent thee to me; and he shall have his desire with all
my hart。 So; commaunding the Bottle to be filled; he sent it away by
the Servant; and presently following after him; when he came unto
Messer Geri; he spake unto him after this maner。 Sir; I would not have
you to imagine; that the huge flaggon (which first came) did any jotte
dismay mee; but rather I conceyved; that the small Viall whereof you
tasted every morning; yet filled many mannerly Glasses together; was
fallen quite out of your remembrance; in plainer tearmes; it beeing no
Wine for Groomes or Peazants; as your selfe affirmed yesterday。 And
because I meane to bee a Skinker no longer; by keeping Wine to
please any other pallate but mine owne: I have sent you halfe my
store; and heereafter thinke of mee as you shall please。 Messer Geri
tooke both his guifte and speeches in most thankefull manner;
accepting him alwayes after; as his intimate Friend; because he had so
graced him before the Ambassadours。
THE SIXT DAY; THE THIRD NOVELL
WHEREIN IS DECLARED; THAT MOCKERS DO SOMETIMES MEETE WITH
THEIR MATCHES IN MOCKERY; AND TO THEIR OWNE SHAME
Madame Nonna de Pulci; by a sodaine answere; did put to silence a
Byshop of Florence; and the Lord Marshall: having moved a question
to the said Lady; which seemed to come short of honesty。
When Madame Pampinea had ended her Discourse; and (by the whole
company) the answere and bounty of Cistio; had past with deserved
commendation: it pleased the Queene; that Madame Lauretta should
next succeed: whereupon verie chearefully thus she beganne。
Faire assembly; Madame Pampinea (not long time since) gave
beginning; and Madam Philomena hath also seconded the same argument;
concerning the slender vertue remaining in our sexe; and likewise
the beautie of wittie words; delivered on apt occasion; and in
convenient meetings。 Now; because it is needlesse to proceede any
further; then what hath beene already spoken: let mee onely tell you
(over and beside) and commit it to memorie; that the nature of
meetings and speeches are such; as they ought to nippe or touch the
hearer; like unto the Sheepes nibling on the tender grasse; and not as
the sullen Dogge byteth。 For; if their biting be answereable to the
Dogges; they deserve not to be termed witty jests or quips; but
foule and offensive language: as plainly appeareth by the words of
Madame Oretta; and the mery; yet sensible answer of Cistio。
True it is; that if it be spoken by way of answer; and the
answerer biteth doggedly; because himselfe was bitten in the same
manner before: he is the lesse to bee blamed; because hee maketh
payment but with coine of the same stampe。 In which respect; an
especiall care is to bee had; how; when; with whom; and where we
jest or gibe; whereof very many proove too unmindfull; as appeared
(not long since) by a Prelate of ours; who met with a byting; no lesse
sharpe and bitter; then had first come from himselfe before; as
verie briefely I intend to tell you how。
Messer Antonio d'Orso; being Byshoppe of Florence; a vertuous; wise;
and reverend Prelate; it fortuned that a Gentleman of Catalogna; named
Messer Diego de la Ratta; and Lord Marshall to King Robert of
Naples; came thither to visite him。 Hee being a man of very comely
personage; and a great observer of the choysest beauties in Court:
among all the other Florentine Dames; one proved to bee most
pleasing in his eye; who was a verie faire Woman indeede; and Neece to
the Brother of the saide Messer Antonio。
The Husband of this Gentlewoman (albeit descended of a worthie
Family) was; neverthelesse; immeasurably covetous; and a verie harsh
natured man。 Which the Lord Marshall understanding; made such a
madde composition with him; as to give him five hundred Ducates of
Gold; on condition; that hee would let him lye one night with his
wife; not thinking him so base minded as to give consent。 Which in a
greedy avaritious humour he did; and the bargaine being absolutely
agreed on; the Lord Marshall prepared to fit him with a payment;
such as it should be。 He caused so many peeces of silver to be
cunningly guilded; as then went for currant mony in Florence; and
called Popolines; and after he had lyen with the Lady (contrary to her
will and knowledge; her husband had so closely carried the
businesse) the money was duely paid to the cornuted Coxcombe。
Afterwards; this impudent shame chanced to be generally knowne;
nothing remaining to the wilful Wittoll; but losse of his expected
gaine; and scorne in every place where he went。 The Bishop likewise
(beeing a discreete and sober man) would seeme to take no knowledge
thereof; but bare out all scoffes with a well setled countenance。
Within a short while after; the Bishop and the Lord Marshal (alwaies
conversing together) it came to passe; that upon Saint johns day; they
riding thorow the City; side by side; and viewing the brave
beauties; which of them might best deserve to win the prize: the
Byshop espied a yong married Lady (which our late greevous
pestilence bereaved us of) she being named Madame Nonna de Pulci;
and Cousine to Messer Alexio Rinucci; a Gentleman well knowne unto
us all。 A very goodly beautifull yong woman she was; of delicate
language; and singular spirite; dwelling close by S。 Peters gate。 This
Lady did the Bishop shew to the Marshall; and when they were come to
her; laying his hand uppon her shoulder; he said。 Madam Nonna; What
thinke you of this Gallant? Dare you adventure another wager with him?
Such was the apprehension of this witty Lady; that these words
seemed to taxe her honour; or else to contaminate the hearers
understanding; whereof there were great plenty about her; whose
judgement might be as vile; as the spe