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e might say with the melancholy Jacques； it is a fine morning。〃
Hence it is that many plain American readers find English humour 〃highbrow。〃 Just as the English are apt to find our humour 〃slangy〃 and 〃cheap；〃 so we find theirs academic and heavy。 But the difference； after all； is of far less moment than might be supposed。 It lies only on the surface。 Fundamentally； as I said in starting； the humour of the two peoples is of the same kind and on an equal level。
There is one form of humour which the English have more or less to themselves； nor do I envy it to them。 I mean the merriment that they appear able to draw out of the criminal courts。 To me a criminal court is a place of horror； and a murder trial the last word in human tragedy。 The English criminal courts I know only from the newspapers and ask no nearer acquaintance。 But according to the newspapers the courts； especially when a murder case is on； are enlivened by flashes of judicial and legal humour that seem to meet with general approval。 The current reports in the Press run like this：
〃The prisoner； who is being tried on a charge of having burned his wife to death in a furnace； was placed in the dock and gave his name as Evans。 Did he say 'Evans or Ovens？' asked Mr。 Justice Blank。 The court broke into a roar； in which all joined but the prisoner。 。 。 。〃 Or take this： 〃How many years did you say you served the last time？〃 asked the judge。 〃Three；〃 said the prisoner。 〃Well； twice three is six；〃 said the judge； laughing till his sides shook； 〃so I'll give you six years。〃
I don't say that those are literal examples of the humour of the criminal court。 But they are close to it。 For a judge to joke is as easy as it is for a schoolmaster to joke in his class。 His unhappy audience has no choice but laughter。 No doubt in point of intellect the English judges and the bar represent the most highly trained product of the British Empire。 But when it comes to fun； they ought not to pit themselves against the unhappy prisoner。
Why not take a man of their own size？ For true amusement Mr。 Charles Chaplin or Mr。 Leslie Henson could give them sixty in a hundred。 I even think I could myself。
One final judgment； however； might with due caution be hazarded。 I do not think that； on the whole； the English are quite as fond of humour as we are。 I mean they are not so willing to welcome at all times the humorous point of view as we are in America。 The English are a serious people； with many serious things to think offootball； horse racing； dogs； fish； and many other concerns that demand much national thought： they have so many national preoccupations of this kind that they have less need for jokes than we have。 They have higher things to talk about； whereas on our side of the water； except when the World's Series is being played； we have few； if any； truly national topics。
And yet I know that many people in England would exactly reverse this last judgment and say that the Americans are a desperately serious people。 That in a sense is true。 Any American who takes up with an idea such as New Thought； Psychoanalysis or Eating Sawdust； or any 〃uplift〃 of the kind becomes desperately lopsided in his seriousness； and as a very large number of us cultivate New Thought； or practise breathing exercises； or eat sawdust； no doubt the English visitors think us a desperate lot。
Anyway； it's an ill business to criticise another people's shortcomings。 What I said at the start was that the British are just as humorous as are the Americans； or the Canadians； or any of us across the Atlantic； and for greater Certainty I repeat it at the end。
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