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I sank down with weariness。
The greatest of my misfortunes was they again deprived me of my bed； because I had cut it up for sand…bags。 Before the doors were barred Bruckhausen and another major examined my body very narrowly。 They often had asked me where I concealed all my implements？ My answer was； 〃Gentlemen； Beelzebub is my best and most intimate friend； he brings me everything I want； supplies me with light： we play whole nights at piquet； and； guard me as you please； he will finally deliver me out of your power。〃
Some were astonished； others laughed。 At length； as they were barring the last door； I called； 〃Come back； gentlemen！ you have forgotten something of great importance。〃 In the interim I had taken up one of my hidden files。 When they returned； 〃Look ye； gentlemen；〃 said I； 〃here is a proof of the friendship Beelzebub has for me； he has brought me this in a twinkling。〃 Again they examined； and again they shut their doors。 While they were so doing； I took out a knife； and ten louis…d'ors； called； and they re turned； grumbling curses； I then shewed the knife and the louis… d'ors。 Their consternation was excessive； and I diverted my misfortunes by jesting at such blundering； short…sighted keepers。 It was soon rumoured through Magdeburg； especially among the simple and vulgar； that I was a magician to whom the devil brought all I asked。
One Major Holtzkammer； a very selfish man； profited by this report。 A foolish citizen had offered him fifty dollars if he might only be permitted to see me through the door； being very desirous to see a wizard。 Holtzkammer told me； and we jointly determined to sport with his credulity。 The major gave me a mask with a monstrous nose； which I put on when the doors were opening； and threw myself in an heroic attitude。 The affrighted burger drew back； but Holtzkammer stopped him； and said； 〃Have patience for some quarter of an hour； and you shall see he will assume quite a different countenance。〃 The burger waited； my mask was thrown by； and my face appeared whitened with chalk； and made ghastly。 The burger again shrank back； Holtzkammer kept him in conversation； and I assumed a third farcical form。 I tied my hair under my nose； and a pewter dish to my breast； and when the door a third time opened； I thundered； 〃Begone； rascals； or I'll set your necksawry！〃 They both ran： and the silly burger； eased of his fifty dollars； scampered first。
The major； in vain； laid his injunctions on the burger never to reveal what he had beheld； it being a breach of duty in him to admit any persons whatever to the sight of me。 In a few days； the necromancer Trenck was the theme of every alehouse in Magdeburg； and the person was named who had seen me change my form thrice in the space of one hour。 Many false and ridiculous circumstances were added； and at last the story reached the governor's ears。 The citizen was cited； and offered to take his oath of what himself and the major had seen。 Holtzkammer accordingly suffered a severe reprimand； and was some days under arrest。 We frequently laughed； however； at this adventure； which had rendered me so much the subject of conversation。 Miraculous reports were the more easily credited； because no one could comprehend how； in despite of the load of irons I carried； and all the vigilance of my guards； I should be continually able to make new attempts； while those appointed to examine my dungeon seemed； as it were； blinded and bewildered。 A proof this； how easy it is to deceive the credulous； and whence have originated witchcraft； prophecies； and miracles。
CHAPTER IV。
My last undertaking had employed me more than twelve months； and so weakened me that I appeared little better than a skeleton。 Notwithstanding the greatness of my spirit； I should have sunk into despondency； at seeing an end like this to all my labours； had I not still cherished a secret hope of escaping； founded on the friends I had gained among the officers。
I soon felt the effects of the loss of my bed； and was a second time attacked by a violent fever； which would this time certainly have consumed me had not the officers； unknown to the governor； treated me with all possible compassion。 Bruckhausen alone continued my enemy； and the slave of his orders； on his day of examination rules and commands in all their rigour were observed； nor durst I free myself from my irons； till I had for some weeks remarked those parts on which he invariably fixed his attention。 I then cut through the link； and closed up the vacancy with bread。 My hands I could always draw out； especially after illness had consumed the flesh off my bones。 Half a year had elapsed before I had recovered sufficient strength to undertake； anew； labours like the past。
Necessity at length taught me the means of driving Bruckhausen from my dungeon； and of inducing him to commit his office to another。 I learnt his olfactory nerves were somewhat delicate； and whenever I heard the doors unbar； I took care to make a stir in my night…table。 This made him give back； and at length he would come no farther than the door。 Such are the hard expedients of a poor unhappy prisoner！
One day he came； bloated with pride； just after a courier had brought the news of victory； and spoke of the Austrians； and the august person of the Empress…Queen with so much virulence； that； at last； enraged almost to madness； I snatched the sword of an officer from its sheath； and should certainly have ended him； had he not made a hasty retreat。 From that day forward he durst no more come without guards to examine the dungeon。 Two men always preceded him； with their bayonets fixed； and their pieces presented； behind whom he stood at the door。 This was another fortunate incident； as I dreaded only his examination。
The following anecdote will afford a specimen of this man's understanding。 While digging in the earth I found a cannon…ball； and laid it in the middle of my prison。 When he came to examine 〃What in the name of God is that？〃 said he。 〃It is a part of the ammunition；〃 answered I； 〃that my Familiar brings me。 The cannon will be here anon； and you will then see fine sport！〃 He was astonished； told this to others； nor could conceive such a ball might by any natural means enter my prison。
I wrote a satire on him； when the late Landgrave of Hesse…Cassel was governor of Magdeburg； and I had permission to write as will hereafter appear： the Land…grave gave it to him to read himself； and so gross was his conception； that though his own phraseology was introduced； part of his history and his character painted； yet he did not perceive the jest； but laughed heartily with the hearers。 The Landgrave was highly diverted； and after I obtained my freedom； restored me the manuscript written in my own blood。
About the time that my last attempt at escaping failed； General Krusemarck came to my prison； whom I had formerly lived with in habits of intimacy； when cornet of the body guard。 Without testifying friendship； esteem； or compassion； he asked； among other things； in an authoritative tone； how I could employ my time to prevent tediousness？ I answered in as haughty a mood as he interrogated： for never could