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the history of john bull-第29章

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 had slunk into a corner; waiting the event of this squabble。  Nic。 came up to him with an insolent menacing air; so that the old fellow was forced to scuttle out of the room; and retire behind a dung…cart。  He called to Nic。; 〃Thou insolent jackanapes; time was when thou durst not have used me so; thou now takest me unprovided; but; old and infirm as I am; I shall find a weapon by…and…by to chastise thy impudence。〃

* The army。 ** The separation of the army。

When John Bull had recovered his breath; he began to parley with Nic。:  〃Friend Nic。; I am glad to find thee so strong after thy great complaints; really thy motions; Nic。; are pretty vigorous for a consumptive man。  As for thy worldly affairs; Nic。; if it can do thee any service; I freely make over to thee this profitable lawsuit; and I desire all these gentlemen to bear witness to this my act and deed。  Yours be all the gain; as mine has been the charges。 I have brought it to bear finely:  however; all I have laid out upon it goes for nothingthou shalt have it with all its appurtenances; I ask nothing but leave to go home。〃

NIC。 FROG。The counsel are fee'd; and all things prepared for a trial; thou shalt be forced to stand the issue; it shall be pleaded in thy name as well as mine。  Go home if thou canst; the gates are shut; the turnpikes locked; and the roads barricaded。*

* Difficulty of the march of part of the army to Dunkirk。

JOHN BULL。Even these very ways; Nic。; that thou toldest me were as open to me as thyself; if I can't pass with my own equipage; what can I expect for my goods and wagons?  I am denied passage through those very grounds that I have purchased with my own money。 However; I am glad I have made the experiment; it may serve me in some stead。

John Bull was so overjoyed that he was going to take possession of Ecclesdown; that nothing could vex him。  〃Nic。;〃 quoth he; 〃I am just a…going to leave thee; cast a kind look upon me at parting。〃

Nic。 looked sour and glum; and would not open his mouth。

JOHN BULL。I wish thee all the success that thy heart can desire; and that these honest gentlemen of the long robe may have their belly full of law。

Nic。 could stand it no longer; but flung out of the room with disdain; and beckoned the lawyers to follow him。

JOHN BULL。B'ye; b'ye; Nic;; not one poor smile at parting? won't you shake your day…day; Nic? b'ye; Nic。With that John marched out of the common road; across the country; to take possession of Ecclesdown。



CHAPTER XXII。  Of the great joy that John expressed when he got possession of Ecclesdown。*

* Dunkirk。

When John had got into his castle he seemed like Ulysses upon his plank after he had been well soused in salt water; who; as Homer says; was as glad as a judge going to sit down to dinner after hearing a long cause upon the bench。  I daresay John Bull's joy was equal to that of either of the two; he skipped from room to room; ran up…stairs and down…stairs; from the kitchen to the garrets; and from the garrets to the kitchen; he peeped into every cranny; sometimes he admired the beauty of the architecture and the vast solidity of the mason's work; at other times he commended the symmetry and proportion of the rooms。  He walked about the gardens; he bathed himself in the canal; swimming; diving; and beating the liquid element like a milk…white swan。  The hall resounded with the sprightly violin and the martial hautbois。  The family tripped it about; and capered like hailstones bounding from a marble floor。 Wine; ale; and October flew about as plentifully as kennel…water。 Then a frolic took John in the head to call up some of Nic。 Frog's pensioners that had been so mutinous in his family。

JOHN BULL。Are you glad to see your master in Ecclesdown Castle?

ALL。Yes; indeed; sir。

JOHN BULL。Extremely glad?

ALL。Extremely glad; sir。

JOHN BULL。Swear to me that you are so。

Then they began to sink their souls to the lowest pit if any person in the world rejoiced more than they did。

JOHN BULL。Now hang me if I don't believe you are a parcel of perjured rascals; however; take this bumper of October to your master's health。

Then John got upon the battlements; and looking over he called to Nic。 Frog。

〃How d'ye do; Nic。?  D'ye see where I am; Nic。?  I hope the cause goes on swimmingly; Nic。  When dost thou intend to go to Claypool; Nic。?  Wilt thou buy there some high heads of the newest cut for my daughters?  How comest thou to go with thy arm tied up?  Has old Lewis given thee a rap over thy fingers' ends?  Thy weapon was a good one when I wielded it; but the butt…end remains in my hands。  I am so busy in packing up my goods that I have no time to talk with thee any longer。  It would do thy heart good to see what wagon…loads I am preparing for market。  If thou wantest any good office of mine; for all that has happened I will use thee well; Nic。  B'ye; Nic。〃



POSTSCRIPT。

It has been disputed amongst the literati of Grub Street whether Sir Humphry proceeded any farther into the history of John Bull。  By diligent inquiry we have found the titles of some chapters; which appear to be a continuation of it; and are as follow:

CHAP。 I。How John was made angry with the Articles of Agreement。 How he kicked the Parchment through the House; up…stairs and down…stairs; and put himself in a great Heat thereby。

CHAP。 II。How in his Passion he was going to cut off Sir Roger's head with a Cleaver。  Of the strange manner of Sir Roger's escaping the blow; by laying his Head upon the Dresser。

CHAP。 III。How some of John's Servants attempted to scale his House with Rope Ladders; and how many unfortunately dangled in the same。

CHAP。 IV。Of the Methods by which John endeavoured to preserve the Peace amongst his Neighbours。  How he kept a pair of Stillyards to weigh them; and by Diet; Purging; Vomiting; and Bleeding; tried to bring them to equal Bulk and Strength。

CHAP。 V。Of False Accounts of the Weights given in by some of the Journeymen; and of the Newmarket Tricks that were practised at the Stillyards。

CHAP。 VI。How John's New Journeymen brought him other guess Accounts of the Stillyards。

CHAP。 VII。How Sir Swain Northy* was; by Bleeding; Purging; and a Steel Diet; brought into a Consumption; and how John was forced afterwards to give him the Gold Cordial。

* King of Sweden。

CHAP。 VIII。How Peter Bear* was overfed; and afterwards refused to submit to the course of Physic。

* Czar of Muscovy。

CHAP。 IX。How John pampered Esquire South with Tit…bits; till he grew wanton; how he got drunk with Calabrian Wine; and longed for Sicilian Beef; and how John carried him thither in his barge。

CHAP。 X。How the Esquire; from a foul…feeder; grew dainty:  how he longed for Mangoes; Spices; and Indian Birds' Nests; etc。; and could not sleep but in a Chintz Bed。

CHAP。 XI。The Esquire turned Tradesman; how he set up a China Shop* over against Nic。 Frog。

* The Ostend Company。

CHAP。 XII。How he procured Spanish Flies to blister his Neighbours; and as a Provocative to himself。  As likewise how he carried off Nic。 Frog's favourite Daughter。

CHAP。 XIII。How Nic。 Frog; hearing the Girl squeak; went to call John Bull as a Constable。

CHAP。 XIV。How John rose out of his
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