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s concerns。 He answered with a smile； that he had； indeed； some trifling things to impart that concerned John Bull's relations and domestic affairs。 If these would satisfy me he gave me free leave to make use of them； because they would serve to make the history of the lawsuit more intelligible。 When I had looked over the manuscript I found likewise some further account of the composition； which； perhaps； may not be unacceptable to such as have read the former part。
CHAPTER I。 The Character of John Bull's Mother。*
* The Church of England。
John had a mother whom he loved and honoured extremely； a discreet； grave； sober； good…conditioned； cleanly old gentlewoman as ever lived。 She was none of your cross…grained； termagant； scolding jades that one had as good be hanged as live in the house with； such as are always censuring the conduct and telling scandalous stories of their neighbours； extolling their own good qualities and undervaluing those of others。 On the contrary； she was of a meek spirit； and； as she was strictly virtuous herself； so she always put the best construction upon the words and actions of her neighbours； except where they were irreconcileable to the rules of honesty and decency。 She was neither one of your precise prudes； nor one of your fantastical old belles that dress themselves like girls of fifteen； as she neither wore a ruff； forehead…cloth； nor high…crowned hat； so she had laid aside feathers； flowers； and crimpt ribbons in her head…dress； furbelow…scarfs； and hooped…petticoats。 She scorned to patch and paint； yet she loved to keep her hands and her face clean。 Though she wore no flaunting laced ruffles； she would not keep herself in a constant sweat with greasy flannel。 Though her hair was not stuck with jewels； she was not ashamed of a diamond cross； she was not； like some ladies； hung about with toys and trinkets； tweezer…cases； pocket…glasses； and essence…bottles； she used only a gold watch and an almanack to mark the hours and the holy days。
Her furniture was neat and genteel； well fancied with a bon gout。 As she affected not the grandeur of a state with a canopy； she thought there was no offence in an elbow…chair。 She had laid aside your carving； gilding； and Japan work as being too apt to gather dirt。 But she never could be prevailed upon to part with plain wainscot and clean hangings。 There are some ladies that affect to smell a stink in everything； they are always highly perfumed； and continually burning frankincense in their rooms。 She was above such affectation； yet she never would lay aside the use of brooms and scrubbing…brushes； and scrupled not to lay her linen in fresh lavender。
She was no less genteel in her behaviour； well…bred； without affectation； in the due mean between one of your affected； curtseying pieces of formality and your romps that have no regard to the common rules of civility。 There are some ladies that affect a mighty regard for their relations。 〃We must not eat to…day； for my uncle Tom； or my cousin Betty； died this time ten years。 Let's have a ball to…night； it is my neighbour Such…a…one's birthday。〃 She looked upon all this as grimace； yet she constantly observed her husband's birthday； her wedding…day； and some few more。
Though she was a truly good woman； and had a sincere motherly love for her son John； yet there wanted not those who endeavoured to create a misunderstanding between them； and they had so far prevailed with him once that he turned her out of doors； to his great sorrow； as he found afterwards； for his affairs went on at sixes and sevens。
She was no less judicious in the turn of her conversation and choice of her studies； in which she far exceeded all her sex。 Your rakes that hate the company of all sober； grave gentlewomen would bear hers； and she would； by her handsome manner of proceeding； sooner reclaim than some that were more sour and reserved。 She was a zealous preacher up of conjugal fidelity in wives； and by no means a friend to the new…fangled doctrine of the indispensable duty of change。 Though she advanced her opinions with a becoming assurance； yet she never ushered them in as some positive creatures will do； with dogmatical assertions。 〃This is infallible； I cannot be mistaken； none but a rogue can deny it。〃 It has been observed that such people are oftener in the wrong than anybody。
Though she had a thousand good qualities； she was not without her faults； amongst which one might； perhaps； reckon too great lenity to her servants； to whom she always gave good counsel； but often too gentle correction。 I thought I could not say less of John Bull's mother； because she bears a part in the following transactions。
CHAPTER II。 The Character of John Bull's Sister Peg；* with the Quarrels that happened between Master and Miss in their Childhood。
* The nation and Church of Scotland。
John had a sister； a poor girl that had been starved at nurse。 Anybody would have guessed Miss to have been bred up under the influence of a cruel stepdame； and John to be the fondling of a tender mother。 John looked ruddy and plump； with a pair of cheeks like a trumpeter； Miss looked pale and wan； as if she had the green sickness； and no wonder； for John was the darling： he had all the good bits； was crammed with good pullet； chicken； pig； goose； and capon； while Miss had only a little oatmeal and water； or a dry crust without butter。 John had his golden pippins； peaches； and nectarines； poor Miss； a crab…apple； sloe； or a blackberry。 Master lay in the best apartment； with his bedchamber towards the south sun。 Miss lodged in a garret exposed to the north wind； which shrivelled her countenance。 However； this usage； though it stunted the girl in her growth； gave her a hardy constitution； she had life and spirit in abundance； and knew when she was ill…used。 Now and then she would seize upon John's commons； snatch a leg of a pullet； or a bit of good beef； for which they were sure to go to fisticuffs。 Master was indeed too strong for her； but Miss would not yield in the least point； but even when Master had got her down； she would scratch and bite like a tiger； when he gave her a cuff on the ear； she would prick him with her knitting…needle。 John brought a great chain one day to tie her to the bedpost； for which affront Miss aimed a penknife at his heart。 In short； these quarrels grew up to rooted aversions； they gave one another nicknames； though the girl was a tight clever wench as any was； and through her pale looks you might discern spirit and vivacity； which made her not； indeed； a perfect beauty； but something that was agreeable。 It was barbarous in parents not to take notice of these early quarrels； and make them live better together； such domestic feuds proving afterwards the occasion of misfortunes to them both。 Peg had； indeed； some odd humours* and comical antipathy； for which John would jeer her。 〃What think you of my sister Peg；〃 says he； 〃that faints at the sound of an organ； and yet will dance and frisk at the noise of a bagpipe？〃 〃What's that to you？〃 quoth Peg。 〃Everybody's to choose their own music。〃 Then Peg had taken a fancy not to say her Paternoster； which made people imagine stran