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〃The bramble； the bramble； the bonny forest bramble； Doth make a jest Of silken vest； That will through greenwood scramble： The bramble； the bramble； the bonny forest bramble。〃
〃Plague on your lungs； son Michael；〃 said the abbot； 〃this is your old coil： always roaring in your cups。〃
〃I know what I say；〃 said brother Michael； 〃there is often more sense in an old song than in a new homily。
The courtly pad doth amble； When his gay lord would ramble： But both may catch An awkward scratch； If they ride among the bramble： The bramble； the bramble； the bonny forest bramble。〃
〃Tall friar；〃 said Sir Ralph； 〃either you shoot the shafts of your merriment at random； or you know more of the earl's designs than beseems your frock。〃
〃Let my frock；〃 said brother Michael； 〃answer for its own sins。 It is worn past covering mine。 It is too weak for a shield； too transparent for a screen； too thin for a shelter； too light for gravity； and too threadbare for a jest。 The wearer would be naught indeed who should misbeseem such a wedding garment。
But wherefore does the sheep wear wool？ That he in season sheared may be； And the shepherd be warm though his flock be cool： So I'll have a new cloak about me。〃
CHAPTER II
Vray moyne si oncques en feut depuis que le monde moynant moyna de moynerie。RABELAIS。
The Earl of Huntingdon； living in the vicinity of a royal forest； and passionately attached to the chase from his infancy； had long made as free with the king's deer as Lord Percy proposed to do with those of Lord Douglas in the memorable hunting of Cheviot。 It is sufficiently well known how severe were the forest…laws in those days； and with what jealousy the kings of England maintained this branch of their prerogative； but menaces and remonstrances were thrown away on the earl； who declared that he would not thank Saint Peter for admission into Paradise； if he were obliged to leave his bow and hounds at the gate。 King Henry （the Second） swore by Saint Botolph to make him rue his sport； and； having caused him to be duly and formally accused； summoned him to London to answer the charge。 The earl； deeming himself safer among his own vassals than among king Henry's courtiers； took no notice of the mandate。 King Henry sent a force to bring him； vi et armis； to court。 The earl made a resolute resistance； and put the king's force to flight under a shower of arrows： an act which the courtiers declared to be treason。 At the same time； the abbot of Doncaster sued up the payment of certain moneys； which the earl； whose revenue ran a losing race with his hospitality； had borrowed at sundry times of the said abbot： for the abbots and the bishops were the chief usurers of those days； and； as the end sanctifies the means； were not in the least scrupulous of employing what would have been extortion in the profane； to accomplish the pious purpose of bringing a blessing on the land by rescuing it from the frail hold of carnal and temporal into the firmer grasp of ghostly and spiritual possessors。 But the earl； confident in the number and attachment of his retainers； stoutly refused either to repay the money； which he could not； or to yield the forfeiture； which he would not： a refusal which in those days was an act of outlawry in a gentleman； as it is now of bankruptcy in a base mechanic； the gentleman having in our wiser times a more liberal privilege of gentility； which enables him to keep his land and laugh at his creditor。 Thus the mutual resentments and interests of the king and the abbot concurred to subject the earl to the penalties of outlawry； by which the abbot would gain his due upon the lands of Locksley； and the rest would be confiscate to the king。 Still the king did not think it advisable to assail the earl in his own strong…hold； but caused a diligent watch to be kept over his motions； till at length his rumoured marriage with the heiress of Arlingford seemed to point out an easy method of laying violent hands on the offender。 Sir Ralph Montfaucon； a young man of good lineage and of an aspiring temper； who readily seized the first opportunity that offered of recommending himself to King Henry's favour by manifesting his zeal in his service； undertook the charge： and how he succeeded we have seen。
Sir Ralph's curiosity was strongly excited by the friar's description of the young lady of Arlingford； and he prepared in the morning to visit the castle； under the very plausible pretext of giving the baron an explanation of his intervention at the nuptials。 Brother Michael and the little fat friar proposed to be his guides。 The proposal was courteously accepted； and they set out together； leaving Sir Ralph's followers at the abbey。 The knight was mounted on a spirited charger； brother Michael on a large heavy…trotting horse； and the little fat friar on a plump soft…paced galloway； so correspondent with himself in size； rotundity； and sleekness； that if they had been amalgamated into a centaur； there would have been nothing to alter in their proportions。
〃Do you know；〃 said the little friar； as they wound along the banks of the stream； 〃the reason why lake…trout is better than river…trout； and shyer withal？〃
〃I was not aware of the fact；〃 said Sir Ralph。
〃A most heterodox remark；〃 said brother Michael： 〃know you not； that in all nice matters you should take the implication for absolute； and； without looking into the FACT WHETHER； seek only the reason why？ But the fact is so； on the word of a friar； which what layman will venture to gainsay who prefers a down bed to a gridiron？〃
〃The fact being so；〃 said the knight； 〃I am still at a loss for the reason； nor would I undertake to opine in a matter of that magnitude： since； in all that appertains to the good things either of this world or the next； my reverend spiritual guides are kind enough to take the trouble of thinking off my hands。〃
〃Spoken；〃 said brother Michael； 〃with a sound Catholic conscience。 My little brother here is most profound in the matter of trout。 He has marked； learned； and inwardly digested the subject； twice a week at least for five…and…thirty years。 I yield to him in this。 My strong points are venison and canary。〃
〃The good qualities of a trout；〃 said the little friar； 〃are firmness and redness： the redness； indeed； being the visible sign of all other virtues。〃
〃Whence；〃 said brother Michael； 〃we choose our abbot by his nose：
The rose on the nose doth all virtues disclose： For the outward grace shows That the inward overflows； When it glows in the rose of a red； red nose。〃
〃Now；〃 said the little friar； 〃as is the firmness so is the redness； and as is the redness so is the shyness。〃
〃Marry why？〃 said brother Michael。 〃The solution is not physical…natural； but physical…historical； or natural…superinductive。 And thereby hangs a tale； which may be either said or sung：
The damsel stood to watch the fight By the banks of Kingslea Mere； And they brought to her feet her own true knight Sore…wounded on a bier。
She knelt by him his wounds to bind； She washed them with many a tear： And shouts rose fast upon the wind； Which told that the foe was