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Had I been a schoolboy with a good breakfast ahead the incident might have been amusing enough。 The travel… ling was mostly done on the seat of my trousers; which consequently became caked with mud and glacial loam。 Some was accomplished on hands and knees; with now and then a bit down a snow slope; in good; honest head…over… heels fashion。 The result was a fine appetite for the next meal when it should please providence to send it; and an abrupt arrival on the bottom beach about five minutes after leaving the upper circles。
I came to behind a cluster of breast…high rocks; and before moving took a look round。 Judge then of my as… tonishment and delight at the second glance to perceive about a hundred yards away a brown object; looking like an ape in the half light; meandering slowly up the margin of the water towards me。 Every now and then it stopped; stooping down to pick up something or other from the scum along the torrent; and it was the fact that these trifles; whatever they were; were put into a wallet by the vision's sidenot into his mouthwhich first made me understand with a joyful thrill that it was a MAN before mea real; living man in this huge chamber of dead horrors! Then again it flashed across my mind in a luminous moment that where one man could come; or go; or live; another could do likewise; and never did cat watch mouse with more con… centrated eagerness than I that quaint; bent…shouldered thing hobbling about in the blue morning shadows where all else was silence。
Nearer and nearer he came; till so close face and garb were discernible; and then there could no longer be any doubt; it was a woodman; an old man; with grizzled monkey…face; stooping gait; and a shaggy fur cloak; utterly unlike the airy garments of my Hither folk; who now stood before me。 It gave me quite a start to recognise him there; for it showed I was in a new land; and since he was going so cheerfully about his business; whatever it might chance to be; there must be some way out of this accursed pit in which I had fallen。 So very cautiously I edged out; taking advantage of all the cover possible until we were only twenty yards apart; and then suddenly standing up; and putting on the most affable smile; I called out
〃Hullo; mess…mate!〃
The effect was electrical。 That quaint old fellow sprang a yard into air as though a spring had shot him up。 Then; coming down; he stood transfixed at his full height as stiff as a ramrod; staring at me with incredible wonder。 He looked so funny that in spite of hunger and loneliness I burst out laughing; whereat the woodman; suddenly recovering his senses; turned on his heels and set off at his best pace in the opposite direction。 This would never do! I wanted him to be my guide; philosopher; and friend。 He was my sole visible link with the outside world; so after him I went at tip…top speed; and catching him up in fifty yards along the shingle laid hold of his nether garments。 Whereat the old fellow stopping suddenly I shot clean over his back; coming down on my shoulder in the gravel。
But I was much younger than he; and in a minute was in chase again。 This time I laid hold of his cloak; and the moment he felt my grip he slipped the neck…thongs and left me with only the mangy garment in my hands。 Again we set off; dodging and scampering with all our might upon that frozen bit of beach。 The activity of that old fellow was marvellous; but I could not and would not lose him。 I made a rush and grappled him; but he tossed his head round and slipped away once more under my arm; as though he had been brought up by a Chinese wrestler。 Then he got on one side of a flat rock; I the other; and for three or four minutes we waltzed round that slab in the most insane manner。
But by this time we were both pretty well spenthe with age and I with faintness from my long fast; and we came presently to a standstill。
After glaring at me for a time; the woodman gasped out as he struggled for breath
〃Oh; mighty and dreadful spirit! Oh; dweller in pri… mordial ice; say from which niche of the cliffs has the breath of chance thawed you?〃
〃Never a niche at all; Mr。 Hunter…for…Haddocks'…Eyes;〃 I answered as soon as I could speak。 〃I am just a castaway wrecked last night on this shore of yours; and very grateful indeed will I be if you can show me the way to some breakfast first; and afterwards to the outside world。〃
But the old fellow would not believe。 〃Spirits such as you;〃 he said sullenly; 〃need no food; and go whither they will by wish alone。〃
〃I tell you I am not a spirit; and as hungry as I don't particularly want to be again。 Here; look at the back of my trousers; caked three inches deep in mud。 If I were a spirit; do you think I would slide about on my coat…tails like that? Do you think that if I could travel by volition I would slip down these infernal cliffs on my pants' seat as I have just done? And as for materialismlook at this fist; it punched you just now! Surely there was nothing spiritual in that knock?''
〃No;〃 said the savage; rubbing his head; 〃it was a good; honest rap; so I must take you at your word。 If you are indeed man; and hungry; it will be a charity to feed you; if you are a spirit; it will at least be interesting to watch you eat; so sit down; and let's see what I have in my wallet。〃
So cross…legged we squatted opposite each other on the table rock; and; feeling like another Sindbad the Sailor; I watched my new friend fumble in his bag and lay out at his side all sorts of odds and ends of string; fish…hooks; chew… ing…gum; material for making a fire; and so on; until at last he came to a package (done up; I noted with delight; in a broad; green leaf which had certainly been growing that morning); and unrolling it; displayed a lump of dried meat; a few biscuits; much thicker and heavier than the honey… cakes of the Hither folk; and something that looked and smelt like strong; white cheese。
He signed to me to eat; and you may depend upon it I was not slow in accepting the invitation。 That tough biltong tasted to me like the tenderest steak that ever came from a grill; the biscuits were ambrosial; the cheese melted in my mouth as butter melts in that of the virtuous; but when the old man finished the quaint picnic by inviting me to accompany him down to the waterside for a drink; I shook my head。 I had a great respect for dead queens and kings; I said; but there were too many of them up above to make me thirsty this morning; my respect did not go to making me desire to imbibe them in solution!
Afterwards I chanced to ask him what he had been pick… ing up just now along the margin; and after looking at me suspiciously for a minute he asked
〃You are not a thief?〃 On being reassured on that point he continued: 〃And you will not attempt to rob me of the harvest for which I venture into this ghost…haunted glen; which you and I alone of living men have seen?〃
〃No。〃 Whatever they were; I said; I would respect his earnings。
〃Very well; then;〃 said the old man; 〃look here! I come hither to pick up those pretty trifles which yonder lords and ladies have done with;〃 and plunging his hand into an… other bag he brought out a perfect fistful