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the unbearable bassington-第4章

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although new to the functions of a prefect he had already 

established a reputation as an effective and artistic caner。  In 

appearance he exactly fitted his fanciful Pagan name。  His large 

green…grey eyes seemed for ever asparkle with goblin mischief and 

the joy of revelry; and the curved lips might have been those of 

some wickedly…laughing faun; one almost expected to see embryo 

horns fretting the smoothness of his sleek dark hair。  The chin was 

firm; but one looked in vain for a redeeming touch of ill…temper in 

the handsome; half…mocking; half…petulant face。  With a strain of 

sourness in him Comus might have been leavened into something 

creative and masterful; fate had fashioned him with a certain 

whimsical charm; and left him all unequipped for the greater 

purposes of life。  Perhaps no one would have called him a lovable 

character; but in many respects he was adorable; in all respects he 

was certainly damned。



Rutley; his companion of the moment; sat watching him and 

wondering; from the depths of a very ordinary brain; whether he 

liked or hated him; it was easy to do either。



〃It's not really your turn to cane;〃 he said。



〃I know it's not;〃 said Comus; fingering a very serviceable…looking 

cane as lovingly as a pious violinist might handle his Strad。  〃I 

gave Greyson some mint…chocolate to let me toss whether I caned or 

him; and I won。  He was rather decent over it and let me have half 

the chocolate back。〃



The droll lightheartedness which won Comus Bassington such measure 

of popularity as he enjoyed among his fellows did not materially 

help to endear him to the succession of masters with whom he came 

in contact during the course of his schooldays。  He amused and 

interested such of them as had the saving grace of humour at their 

disposal; but if they sighed when he passed from their immediate 

responsibility it was a sigh of relief rather than of regret。  The 

more enlightened and experienced of them realised that he was 

something outside the scope of the things that they were called 

upon to deal with。  A man who has been trained to cope with storms; 

to foresee their coming; and to minimise their consequences; may be 

pardoned if he feels a certain reluctance to measure himself 

against a tornado。



Men of more limited outlook and with a correspondingly larger 

belief in their own powers were ready to tackle the tornado had 

time permitted。



〃I think I could tame young Bassington if I had your 

opportunities;〃 a form…master once remarked to a colleague whose 

House had the embarrassing distinction of numbering Comus among its 

inmates。



〃Heaven forbid that I should try;〃 replied the housemaster。



〃But why?〃 asked the reformer。



〃Because Nature hates any interference with her own arrangements; 

and if you start in to tame the obviously untameable you are taking 

a fearful responsibility on yourself。〃



〃Nonsense; boys are Nature's raw material。〃



〃Millions of boys are。  There are just a few; and Bassington is one 

of them; who are Nature's highly finished product when they are in 

the schoolboy stage; and we; who are supposed to be moulding raw 

material; are quite helpless when we come in contact with them。〃



〃But what happens to them when they grow up?〃



〃They never do grow up;〃 said the housemaster; 〃that is their 

tragedy。  Bassington will certainly never grow out of his present 

stage。〃



〃Now you are talking in the language of Peter Pan;〃 said the form…

master。



〃I am not thinking in the manner of Peter Pan;〃 said the other。  

〃With all reverence for the author of that masterpiece I should say 

he had a wonderful and tender insight into the child mind and knew 

nothing whatever about boys。  To make only one criticism on that 

particular work; can you imagine a lot of British boys; or boys of 

any country that one knows of; who would stay contentedly playing 

children's games in an underground cave when there were wolves and 

pirates and Red Indians to be had for the asking on the other side 

of the trap door?〃



The form…master laughed。  〃You evidently think that the 'Boy who 

would not grow up' must have been written by a 'grown…up who could 

never have been a boy。'  Perhaps that is the meaning of the 'Never…

never Land。'  I daresay you're right in your criticism; but I don't 

agree with you about Bassington。  He's a handful to deal with; as 

anyone knows who has come in contact with him; but if one's hands 

weren't full with a thousand and one other things I hold to my 

opinion that he could be tamed。〃



And he went his way; having maintained a form…master's inalienable 

privilege of being in the right。



* * * * *



In the prefects' room; Comus busied himself with the exact position 

of a chair planted out in the middle of the floor。



〃I think everything's ready;〃 he said。



Rutley glanced at the clock with the air of a Roman elegant in the 

Circus; languidly awaiting the introduction of an expected 

Christian to an expectant tiger。



〃The kid is due in two minutes;〃 he said。



〃He'd jolly well better not be late;〃 said Comus。



Comus had gone through the mill of many scorching castigations in 

his earlier school days; and was able to appreciate to the last 

ounce the panic that must be now possessing his foredoomed victim; 

probably at this moment hovering miserably outside the door。  After 

all; that was part of the fun of the thing; and most things have 

their amusing side if one knows where to look for it。



There was a knock at the door; and Lancelot entered in response to 

a hearty friendly summons to 〃come in。〃



〃I've come to be caned;〃 he said breathlessly; adding by way of 

identification; 〃my name's Chetrof。〃



〃That's quite bad enough in itself;〃 said Comus; 〃but there is 

probably worse to follow。  You are evidently keeping something back 

from us。〃



〃I missed a footer practice;〃 said Lancelot



〃Six;〃 said Comus briefly; picking up his cane。



〃I didn't see the notice on the board;〃 hazarded Lancelot as a 

forlorn hope。



〃We are always pleased to listen to excuses; and our charge is two 

extra cuts。  That will be eight。  Get over。〃



And Comus indicated the chair that stood in sinister isolation in 

the middle of the room。  Never had an article of furniture seemed 

more hateful in Lancelot's eyes。  Comus could well remember the 

time when a chair stuck in the middle of a room had seemed to him 

the most horrible of manufactured things。



〃Lend me a piece of chalk;〃 he said to his brother prefect。



Lancelot ruefully recognised the truth of the chalk…line story。



Comus drew the desired line with an anxious exactitude which he 

would have scorned to apply to a diagram of Euclid or a map of the 

Russo…Persian frontier。



〃Bend a little more forward;〃 he said to the victim; 〃and much 

tighter。  Don't trouble to look pleasant; because I can't see you
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