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〃Don't let my chaff choke ye; doctor。 That warn't meant for _you_ altogether。 So if you _have_ got a little bit of that 'ere about you〃
〃I'm not a ratcatcher; my man: I don't go with dith in my pocket; like the surgeons that carry a lancet。 And if I had Murder in both pockets; you shouldn't get any。 Here's a greedy dog! got a thousand pounds in the bank; and grudges his healer a guinea; and his mouse a stand…up bite。〃
〃Now; who have been a telling you lies?〃 inquired Maxley severely。 〃My missus; for a farthing。 I'm not a thousand…pound man; I'm a nine…hundred…pound man; and it's all safe at Hardie's。〃 Here he went from his roar to his whisper; 〃I don't hold with Lunnon banks; they be like my missus's eggs: all one outside; and the rotten ones only known by breaking。 Well (loud) I _be_ pretty close; I don't deny it; but (confidentially) my missus beats me。 I look twice at a penny; but she looks twice at both sides of a halfpenny before she will let him go: and it's her being so close have raised all this here bobbery; and so I told her; says I; 'Missus; if you would but leave an end of a dip; or a paring of cheese; about your cupboard; she would hide at home; but you hungers her so; you drives her afield right on atop o' my roots。' 'Oh;' says my missus; 'if _I_ was to be as wasteful as _you_ be; where should _we_ be come Christmas day? Every tub on its own bottom;' says she; 'man and wife did ought to keep theirselves to theirselves; she to the house; and I to the garden。' 'So be it; says I; 'and by the same toaken; don't let me catch them 〃Ns〃 in my garden again; or I'll spoil their clucking and scratching;' says I; 'for I'll twist their dalled necks: ye've got a yard;' says I; 'and a roost; and likewise a turnpike; you and your poultry: so bide at home the lot; and don't come a scratching o' me;' and with that we had a ripput; and she took one of her pangs; and then I behoved to knock under; and that is allus the way if ye quarrel with woman…folk; they are sworn to get the better of ye by hook or by crook。 Now dooe give me a bit of that ere; to quiet this here; as eats me up by the roots and sets my missus and me by the ears。〃
〃Justum ac tenacem propositi virum;〃 whispered Alfred to Edward。
Sampson told him angrily to go to a certain great personage。
〃Not afore my betters;〃 whispered Mr。 Maxley; smit with a sudden respect for etiquette 〃Won't ye; now?〃
〃I'll see ye hanged first; ye miserly old assassin。〃
〃Then I have nothing to thank _you_ for;〃 roared Maxley; and made his adieux; ignoring with marked contempt the false physician who declined to doctor the foe of his domestic peace and crocuses。
〃Quite a passage of arms;〃 said Edward。
〃Yes;〃 said Mrs。 Dodd; 〃and of bludgeons and things; rather than the polished rapier。 What expressions to fall from two highly educated gentlemen! SlopePotato…trapSawbonesCatlap_je n'en finirais pas。_〃
She then let them know that she meditated a 〃dictionary of jargon;〃 in hopes that its bulk might strike terror into honest citizens; and excite an anti…jargon league to save the English language; now on the verge of dissolution。
Sampson was pleased with this threat。 〃Now; that is odd;〃 said he。 〃Why; I am compilin' a vocabulary myself。 I call 't th' ass…ass…ins' dickshinary; showing how; by the use of mealy…mouthed and d'exotic phrases; knaves can lead fools by th' ear a vilent dith。 F'r instance; if one was to say to John Bull; 'Now I'll cut a great gash in your arm and let your blood run till ye drop down senseless;' he'd take fright and say; 'Call another time!' So the profissional ass…ass…in words it thus: 'I'll bleed you from a large orifice till the occurrence of syncope。' All right sis John: he's bled from a lar j'orifice and dies three days after of th' assassin's knife hid in a sheath o' goose grease。 But I'll bloe the gaff with my dictionary。〃
〃Meantime _there_ is another contribution to mine;〃 said Mrs。 Dodd。
And they agreed in the gaiety of their hearts to compare their rival Lexicons。
CHAPTER XIII
THE subsiding sea was now a liquid Paradise: its great pellucid braes and hillocks shone with the sparkle and the hues of all the jewels in an emperor's crown。 Imagineafter three days of inky sea; and pitchy sky; and Death's deep jaws snapping and barely missingten thousand great slopes of emerald; aquamarine; amethyst and topaz; liquid; alive; and dancing jocundly beneath a gorgeous sun: and you will have a faint idea of what met the eyes and hearts of the rescued looking out of that battered; jagged ship; upon ocean smiling back to smiling Heaven。
Yet one man felt no buoyancy; nor gush of joy。 He leaned against a fragment of the broken bulwark; confused between the sweetness of life preserved and the bitterness of treasure losthis wife's and children's treasured treasure; benumbed at heart; and almost weary of the existence he had battled for so stoutly。 He looked so moody; and answered so grimly and unlike himself; that they all held aloof from him; heavy heart among so many joyful ones; he was in true solitude; the body in a crowd; the soul alone。 And he was sore as well as heavy; for of all the lubberly acts he had ever known; the way he had lost his dear ones' fortune seemed to him the worst。
A voice sounded in his ear: 〃Poor thing! she has s foundered。〃
It was Fullalove scanning the horizon with his famous glass。
〃Foundered? Who?〃 said Dodd; though he did not care much who sank; who swam。 Then he remembered the vessel; whose flashing guns had shed a human ray on the unearthly horror of the black hurricane。 He looked all round。
Blank。
Ay; she had perished with all hands。 The sea had swallowed her; and spared himungrateful。
This turned his mind sharply。 Suppose the _Agra_ had gone down; the money would be lost as now; and his life into the bargaina life dearer to all at home than millions of gold: he prayed inwardly to Heaven for gratitude and goodness to feel its mercy。 This softened him a little; and his heart swelled so; he wished he was a woman to cry over his children's loss for an hour; and then shake all off and go through his duty somehow; for now he was paralysed; and all seemed ended。 Next; nautical superstition fastened on him。 That pocket…book of his was Jonah: it had to go or else the ship; the moment it did go; the storm had broken as by magic。
Now Superstition is generally stronger than rational Religion; whether they lie apart or together in one mind; and this superstitious notion did something toward steeling the poor man。 〃Come;〃 said he to himself 〃my loss has saved all these poor souls on board this ship。 So be it! Heaven's will be done! I must bustle; or else go mad。〃
He turned to and worked like a horse: and with his own hands helped the men to rig parallel ropesa substitute for bulwarkstill the perspiration ran down him。
Bayliss now reported the well nearly dry; and Dodd was about to bear up and make sail again; when one of the ship…boys; a little fellow with a bright eye and a chin like a monkey's; came up to him and said
〃Please; captain!〃 Then glared with awe at what he had done; and broke down。
〃Well; my little man?〃 said Dodd gently。
Thus encouraged; the boy gave a great g