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f which they managed to dispose of about three dozen。
Before declaring the meeting closed； the chairman said that the speaker who was coming next week resided in London： he was not a millionaire； but a workman； the same as nearly all those who were there present。 They were not going to pay him anything for coming； but they intended to pay his railway fare。 Therefore next Sunday after the meeting there would be a collection； and anything over the amount of the fare would be used for the purchase of more leaflets such as those they were now giving away。 He hoped that anyone who thought that any of the money went into the pockets of those who held the meeting would come and join： then they could have their share。
The meeting now terminated and the Socialists were suffered to depart in peace。 Some of them； however； lingered amongst the crowd after the main body had departed； and for a long time after the meeting was over little groups remained on the field excitedly discussing the speeches or the leaflets。
The next Sunday evening when the Socialists came they found the field at the Cross Roads in the possession of a furious； hostile mob； who refused to allow them to speak； and finally they had to go away without having held a meeting。 They came again the next Sunday； and on this occasion they had a speaker with a very loud … literally a stentorian … voice； and he succeeded in delivering an address； but as only those who were very close were able to hear him； and as they were all Socialists； it was not of much effect upon those for whom it was intended。
They came again the next Sunday and nearly every other Sunday during the summer： sometimes they were permitted to hold their meeting in comparative peace and at other times there was a row。 They made several converts； and many people declared themselves in favour of some of the things advocated； but they were never able to form a branch of their society there； because nearly all those who were convinced were afraid to publicly declare themselves lest they should lose their employment or customers。
Chapter 44
The Beano
Now and then a transient gleam of sunshine penetrated the gloom in which the lives of the philanthropists were passed。 The cheerless monotony was sometimes enlivened with a little innocent merriment。 Every now and then there was a funeral which took Misery and Crass away for the whole afternoon； and although they always tried to keep the dates secret； the men generally knew when they were gone。
Sometimes the people in whose houses they were working regaled them with tea； bread and butter； cake or other light refreshments； and occasionally even with beer … very different stuff from the petrifying liquid they bought at the Cricketers for twopence a pint。 At other places； where the people of the house were not so generously disposed； the servants made up for it； and entertained them in a similar manner without the knowledge of their masters and mistresses。 Even when the mistresses were too cunning to permit of this； they were seldom able to prevent the men from embracing the domestics； who for their part were quite often willing to be embraced； it was an agreeable episode that helped to vary the monotony of their lives； and there was no harm done。
It was rather hard lines on the philanthropists sometimes when they happened to be working in inhabited houses of the better sort。 They always had to go in and out by the back way； generally through the kitchen； and the crackling and hissing of the poultry and the joints of meat roasting in the ovens； and the odours of fruit pies and tarts； and plum puddings and sage and onions； were simply maddening。 In the back…yards of these houses there were usually huge stacks of empty beer； stout and wine bottles； and others that had contained whisky； brandy or champagne。
The smells of the delicious viands that were being prepared in the kitchen often penetrated into the dismantled rooms that the philanthropists were renovating； sometimes just as they were eating their own wretched fare out of their dinner basket； and washing it down with draughts of the cold tea or the petrifying liquid they sometimes brought with them in bottles。
Sometimes； as has been said； the people of the house used to send up some tea and bread and butter or cakes or other refreshments to the workmen； but whenever Hunter got to know of it being done he used to speak to the people about it and request that it be discontinued； as it caused the men to waste their time。
But the event of the year was the Beano； which took place on the last Saturday in August； after they had been paying in for about four months。 The cost of the outing was to be five shillings a head； so this was the amount each man had to pay in； but it was expected that the total cost … the hire of the brakes and the cost of the dinner … would come out at a trifle less than the amount stated； and in that case the surplus would be shared out after the dinner。 The amount of the share…out would be greater or less according to other circumstances； for it generally happened that apart from the subscriptions of the men； the Beano fund was swelled by charitable donations from several quarters； as will be seen later on。
When the eventful day arrived； the hands； instead of working till one； were paid at twelve o'clock and rushed off home to have a wash and change。
The brakes were to start from the ‘Cricketers' at one； but it was arranged； for the convenience of those who lived at Windley； that they were to be picked up at the Cross Roads at one…thirty。
There were four brakes altogether … three large ones for the men and one small one for the accommodation of Mr Rushton and a few of his personal friends； Didlum； Grinder； Mr Toonarf； an architect and Mr Lettum； a house and estate Agent。 One of the drivers was accompanied by a friend who carried a long coachman's horn。 This gentleman was not paid to come； but； being out of work； be thought that the men would be sure to stand him a few drinks and that they would probably make a collection for him in return for his services。
Most of the chaps were smoking twopenny cigars； and had one or two drinks with each other to try to cheer themselves up before they started； but all the same it was a melancholy procession that wended its way up the hill to Windley。 To judge from the mournful expression on the long face of Misery； who sat on the box beside the driver of the first large brake； and the downcast appearance of the majority of the men； one might have thought that it was a funeral rather than a pleasure party； or that they were a contingent of lost souls being conducted to the banks of the Styx。 The man who from time to time sounded the coachman's horn might have passed as the angel sounding the last trump； and the fumes of the cigars were typical of the smoke of their torment； which ascendeth up for ever and ever。
A brief halt was made at the Cross Roads to pick up several of the men； including Philpot； Harlow； Easton； Ned Dawson； Sawkins； Bill Bates and the Semi…drunk。 The two last…named were now working for Smeariton and Leavit； but as they had been paying in from the first； they had elected to go