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Upon that glorious country called Great Britain
To which some addbut others do notIreland。
Chorus： It is！
King： That being so； as you insist upon it；
We have arranged that our two younger daughters
Who have been 〃finished〃 by an English Lady
（tenderly） A grave and good and gracious English Lady
Shall daily be exhibited in public；
That all may learn what； from the English standpoint；
Is looked upon as maidenly perfection！
Come hither； daughters！
（Enter Nekaya and Kalyba。 They are twins； about fifteen years old；
they
are very modest and demure in their appearance； dress and
manner。
They stand with their hands folded and their eyes cast down。）
CHORUS
How fair！ how modest！ how discreet！
How bashfully demure！
See how they blush； as they've been taught；
At this publicity unsought！
How English and how pure！
DUET Nekaya and Kalyba。
Both： Although of native maids the cream；
We're brought up on the English scheme
The best of all
For great and small
Who modesty adore。
Nek： For English girls are good as gold；
Extremely modest （so we're told）
Demurely coydivinely cold
And that we areand more。
Kal： To please papa； who argues thus
All girls should mould themselves on us
Because we are
By furlongs far
The best of the bunch；
We show ourselves to loud applause
From ten to four without a pause
Nek： Which is an awkward time because
It cuts into our lunch。
Both： Oh maids of high and low degree；
Whose social code is rather free；
Please look at us and you will see
What good young ladies ought to be！
Nek： And as we stand； like clockwork toys；
A lecturer whom papa employs
Proceeds to prussia
Our modest ways
And guileless character
Kal： Our well…known blushour downcast eyes
Our famous look of mild surprise。
Nek： （Which competition still defies）
Our celebrated 〃Sir！！！〃
Kal： Then all the crowd take down our looks
In pocket memorandum books。
To diagnose
Our modest pose
The Kodaks do their best：
Nek： If evidence you would possess
Of what is maiden bashfulness
You need only a button press
Kal： And we will do the rest。
Enter Lady Sophy an English lady of mature years and extreme
gravity
of demeanour and dress。 She carries a lecturer's wand in her
hand。 She is led on by the King； who expresses great regard
and
admiration for her。
RECITATIVE Lady Sophy
This morning we propose to illustrate
A course of maiden courtship； from the start
To the triumphant matrimonial finish。
（Through the following song the two Princesses illustrate in
gesture
the description given by Lady Sophy。）
SONG Lady Sophy
Bold…faced ranger
（Perfect stranger）
Meets two well…behaved young ladies。
He's attractive；
Young and active
Each a little bit afraid is。
Youth advances；
At his glances
To their danger they awaken；
They repel him
As they tell him
He is very much mistaken。
Though they speak to him politely；
Please observe they're sneering slightly；
Just to show he's acting vainly。
This is Virtue saying plainly
〃Go away； young bachelor；
We are not what you take us for！〃
When addressed impertinently；
English ladies answer gently；
〃Go away； young bachelor；
We are not what you take us for！〃
As he gazes；
Hat he raises；
Enters into conversation。
Makes excuses
This produces
Interesting agitation。
He； with daring；
Undespairing；
Give his cardhis rank discloses
Little heeding
This proceeding；
They turn up their little noses。
Pray observe this lesson vital
When a man of rank and title
His position first discloses；
Always cock your little noses。
When at home； let all the class
Try this in the looking glass。
English girls of well bred notions；
Shun all unrehearsed emotions。
English girls of highest class
Practice them before the glass。
His intentions
Then he mentions。
Something definite to go on
Makes recitals
Of his titles；
Hints at settlements； and so on。
Smiling sweetly；
They； discreetly；
Ask for further evidences：
Thus invited；
He； delighted；
Gives the usual references：
This is business。 Each is fluttered
When the offer's fairly uttered。
〃Which of them has his affection？〃
He declines to make selection。
Do they quarrel for his dross？
Not a bit of itthey toss！
Please observe this cogent moral
English ladies never quarrel。
When a doubt they come across；
English ladies always toss。
RECITATIVE Lady Sophy
The lecture's ended。 In ten minute's space
'Twill be repeated in the market…place！
（Exit Lady Sophy； followed by Nekaya and
Kalyba。）
Chorus： Quaff the nectarcull the roses
Bashful girls will soon be plenty！
Ma