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studied my own case with the most painful attention; consequently
may be supposed to know something of the matter; although I have
not taken regular courses of physiology et cetera et cetera。 
In short; I have for some time been of opinion (no offence; dear
Doctor) that the sum of all your medical discoveries amounts to
this; that the more you study the less you know。  I have read
all that has been written on the Hot Wells; and what I can
collect from the whole; is; that the water contains nothing but a
little salt; and calcarious earth; mixed in such inconsiderable
proportion; as can have very little; if any; effect on the animal
economy。 This being the case; I think the man deserves to be
fitted with a cap and bells; who for such a paultry advantage as
this spring affords; sacrifices his precious time; which might be
employed in taking more effectual remedies; and exposes himself
to the dirt; the stench; the chilling blasts; and perpetual
rains; that render this place to me intolerable。 If these waters;
from a small degree of astringency; are of some service in the
diabetes; diarrhoea; and night sweats; when the secretions are
too much increased; must not they do harm in the same proportion;
where the humours are obstructed; as in the asthma; scurvy; gout
and dropsy?  Now we talk of the dropsy; here is a strange
fantastical oddity; one of your brethren; who harangues every day
in the Pump…room; as if he was hired to give lectures on all
subjects whatsoever  I know not what to make of him 
Sometimes he makes shrewd remarks; at other times he talks like
the greatest simpleton in nature  He has read a great deal; but
without method or judgment; and digested nothing。 He believes
every thing he has read; especially if it has any thing of the
marvellous in it and his conversation is a surprizing hotch…potch
of erudition and extravagance。 He told me t'other day; with great
confidence; that my case was dropsical; or; as he called it;
leucophlegmatic: A sure sign; that his want of experience is
equal to his presumption  for; you know; there is nothing
analogous to the dropsy in my disorder  I wish those
impertinent fellows; with their ricketty understandings; would
keep their advice for those that ask it。 Dropsy; indeed! Sure I
have not lived to the age of fifty…five; and had such experience
of my own disorder; and consulted you and other eminent
physicians; so often; and so long; to be undeceived by such a 
But; without all doubt; the man is mad; and; therefore; what he
says is of no consequence。 I had; yesterday; a visit from
Higgins; who came hither under the terror of your threats; and
brought me in a present a brace of hares; which he owned he took
in my ground; and I could not persuade the fellow that he did
wrong; or that I would ever prosecute him for poaching  I must
desire you will wink hard at the practices of this rascallion;
otherwise I shall be plagued with his presents; which cost me
more than they are worth。  If I could wonder at any thing
Fitzowen does; I should be surprized at his assurance in desiring
you to solicit my vote for him at the next election for the
county: for him; who opposed me; on the like occasion; with the
most illiberal competition。 You may tell him civilly; that I beg
to be excused。 Direct your next for me at Bath; whither I propose
to remove to…morrow; not only on my own account; but for the sake
of my niece; Liddy; who is like to relapse。 The poor creature
fell into a fit yesterday; while I was cheapening a pair of
spectacles; with a Jew…pedlar。 I am afraid there is something
still lurking in that little heart of hers; which I hope a change
of objects will remove。 Let me know what you think of this half…witted
Doctor's impertinent; ridiculous; and absurd notion of my
disorder  So far from being dropsical; I am as lank in the
belly as a grey…hound; and; by measuring my ancle with a pack…thread;
I find the swelling subsides every day。 From such doctors;
good Lord deliver us!  I have not yet taken any lodgings in
Bath; because there we can be accommodated at a minute's warning;
and I shall choose for myself  I need not say your directions
for drinking and bathing will be agreeable to;

Dear Lewis;
Yours ever;
MAT。 BRAMBLE

P。S。 I forgot to tell you; that my right ancle pits; a symptom;
as I take it; of its being oedematous; not leucophlegmatic。



To Miss LETTY WILLIS; at Gloucester

HOT WELL; April 21。

MY DEAR LETTY;

I did not intend to trouble you again; till we should be settled
at Bath; but having the occasion of Jarvis; I could not let it
slip; especially as I have something extraordinary to communicate。
O; my dear companion! What shall I tell you? for several days
past there was a Jew…looking man; that plied at the Wells with a
box of spectacles; and he always eyed me so earnestly; that I
began to be very uneasy。 At last; he came to our lodgings at
Clifton; and lingered about the door; as if he wanted to speak to
somebody  I was seized with an odd kind of fluttering; and
begged Win to throw herself in his way: but the poor girl has
weak nerves; and was afraid of his beard。 My uncle; having
occasion for new glasses; called him up stairs; and was trying a
pair of spectacles; when the man; advancing to me; said in a
whisper  O gracious! what d'ye think he said?  'I am Wilson!'
His features struck me that very moment it was Wilson; sure
enough! but so disguised; that it would have been impossible to
know him; if my heart had not assisted in the discovery。 I was so
surprised; and so frightened that I fainted away; but soon
recovered; and found myself supported by him on the chair; while
my uncle was running about the room; with the spectacles on his
nose; calling for help。 I had no opportunity to speak to him; but
looks were sufficiently expressive。 He was payed for his glasses;
and went away。 Then I told Win who he was; and sent her after him
to the Pump…room; where she spoke to him; and begged him in my
name to withdraw from the place; that he might not incur the
suspicion of my uncle or my brother; if he did not want to see me
die of terror and vexation。 The poor youth declared; with tears
in his eyes; that he had something extraordinary to communicate;
and asked; if she would deliver a letter to me: but this she
absolutely refused; by my order。  Finding her obstinate in her
refusal; he desired she would tell me that he was no longer a
player; but a gentleman; in which character he would very soon
avow his passion for me; without fear of censure or reproach 
Nay; he even discovered his name and family; which; to my great
grief; the simple girl forgot; in the confusion occasioned by her
being seen talking to him by my brother; who stopt her on the
road; and asked what business she had with that rascally Jew。 She
pretended she was cheapening a stay…hook; but was thrown into
such a quandary; that she forgot the most material part of the
information; and when she came home; went into an hysteric fit of
laughing。 This transaction happened three days ago; during which
he has not appeared; so that I suppose he has gone。 Dear Letty!
you see how Fortune takes pleasure in persecutin
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