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ant's Infanta coming hither as Dauphiness； at this time；there needed to be Court…shows； Dramaticules； Transparencies； Feasts of Lanterns； or I know not what。 Voltaire was the chosen man； Voltaire and Rameau （readers have heard of RAMEAU'S NEPHEW； and musical readers still esteem Rameau） did their feat； we may think with what perfection； with what splendor of reward。 Alas； and the feat done was； to one of the parties； so unspeakably contemptible！ Voltaire pensively surveying Life； brushes the sounding strings； and hums to himself； the carbuncle eyes carrying in them almost something of wet： 〃MON Henri Quatre ET MA Zaire； ET MON AMERICAIN Alzire； NE M'ONT VALU JAMAIS UN SEUL REGARD DU ROI； J'AVAIS MILLE ENNEMIS AVEC TRES PEU DE GLOIRE： LES HONNEURS ET LES BIENS PLEUVENT ENFIN SUR MOI POUR UN FARCE DE LA FOIRE。〃 ＇〃My HENRI QUATRE； my ZAIRE； my ALZIRE ＇high works very many＇； could never purchase me a single glance of the King； I had multitudes of enemies； and very little fame：honors and riches rain on me； at last； for a Farce of the Fair〃 （ OEuvres； ii。 151）。 The 〃Farce〃 （which by no means CALLED itself such） was PRINCESSE DE NAVARRE （ OEuvres； lxxiii。 251）： first acted 23d February； 1745； Day of the Wedding。 Gentlemanship of the Chamber thereupon （which Voltaire； by permission； sold； shortly after； for 2；500 pounds； with titles retained）； and appointment as Historiographer Royal。 Poor Dauphiness did not live long； Louis XVI。's Mother was a SECOND Wife； Saxon…Polish Majesty's Daughter。＇ Yes； my friend； it is a considerable ass； this world； by no means the Perfectly Wise put at the top of it （as one could wish）； and the Perfectly Foolish at the bottom。 Witnessnay； witness Psyche Pompadour herself； is not she an emblem！ Take your luck without criticism； luck good and bad visits all。
2。 AND GOT INTO THE ACADEMY NEXT YEAR； IN CONSEQUENCE。 In 1746； the Academy itself； Pompadour favoring； is made willing； Voltaire sees himself among the Forty： soul； on that side too； be at ease； and hunger not nor thirst anymore。 ＇〃May 9th； 1746； Voltaire is received at the Academy； and makes a very fine Discourse〃 （BARBIER； ii。 488）。 OEuvres de Voltaire； lxxiii。 355； 385； and i。 97。＇ This highest of felicities could not be achieved without an ugly accompaniment from the surrounding Populace。 Desfontaines is dead； safe down in Sodom； but wants not for a successor； for a whole Doggery of such。 Who are all awake； and giving tongue on this occasion。 There is M。 Roi the 〃Poet；〃 as he was then reckoned； jingling Roi； who concocts satirical calumnies； who collects old ones； reprints the same；and sends Travenol； an Opera…Fiddler； to vend them。 From which sprang a Lawsuit； PROCES… TRAVENOL； of famous melancholy sort。 As Voltaire had rather the habit of such sad melancholy Lawsuits； we will pause on this of Travenol for a moment：
3。 SUMMARY OF TRAVENOL LAWSUIT。 〃Monday； 9th May； 1746； was the Day or reception at the Academy； reception and fruition； thrice…savory to Voltaire。 But what an explosion of the Doggeries； before； during and after that event！ Voltaire had tried to be prudent； too。 He had been corresponding with Popes； with Cardinals； and； in a fine frank…looking way； capturing their suffrages：not by lying； which in general he wishes to avoid； but by speaking half the truth； in short； by advancing； in a dexterous； diplomatic way； the uncloven foot； in those Vatican precincts。 And had got the Holy Father's own suffrage for MAHOMET （think of that； you Ass of Mirepoix！）； among other cases that might rise。 When this seat among the Forty fell vacant； his very first measuremark it； Orthodox readerwas a Letter to the Chief Jesuit； Father Latour； Head of one's old College of Louis le Grand。 A Letter of fine filial tenor： 'My excellent old Schoolmasters； to whom I owe everything； the representatives of learning； of decorum； of frugality and modest human virtue：in what contrast to the obscure Doggeries poaching about in the street…gutters； and flying at the peaceable passenger！' ＇In Voltairiana； ou Eloges Amphigouriques； &c。 （Paris； 1748）； i。 150…160； the LETTER itself； 〃Paris； 7th February； 1746；〃 omitted （without need or real cause on any side） in the common Collections of OEuvres de Voltaire。 ＇ Which captivated Father Latour； and made matters smooth on that side； so that even the ANCIEN DE MIREPOIX said nothing； this time： What could he say？ No cloven foot visible； and the Authorities strong。
〃Voltaire had started as Candidate with these judicious preliminaries。 Voltaire was elected； as we saw； fine Discourse； 9th May； and on the Official side all things comfortable。 But； in the mean while； the Doggeries； as natural； seeing the thing now likely； had risen to a never…imagined pitch； and had filled Paris； and； to Voltaire's excruciated sense； the Universe； with their howlings and their hyena…laughter； with their pasquils； satires； old and new。 So that Voltaire could not stand it； and； in evil hour； rushed downstairs upon them； seized one poor dog； Travenol； unknown to him as Fiddler or otherwise； pinioned Dog Travenol； with pincers； by the ears； him for one；proper Police…pincers； for we are now well at Court；and had a momentary joy！ And； alas； this was not the right dog； this； we say； was Travenol a Fiddler at the Opera； who； except the street…noises； knew nothing of Voltaire； much less had the least pique at him； but had taken to hawking certain Pasquils （Jingler Roi's COLLECTION； it appears）； to turn a desirable penny by them。
〃And mistakes were made in the Affair Travenol；old FATHER Travenol haled to prison； instead of Son；by the Lieutenant of Police and his people。 And Voltaire took the high…hand method （being well at Court）：and thereupon hungry Advocates took up Dog Travenol and his pincered ears： 'Serene Judges of the Chatelet； Most Christian Populace of Paris； did you ever see a Dog so pincered by an Academical Gentleman before； merely for being hungry？' And Voltaire； getting madder and madder； appealed to the Academy （which would not interfere）； filed Criminal Informations； appealed to the Chatelet； to the Courts above and to the Courts below； and； for almost a year； there went on the 'PROCES…TRAVENOL：' ＇About Mayday； 1746； Seizure of Travenol； Pleadings are in vigor August； 1746； not done April； 1747。 In Voltairiana； ii。 141…206； Pleadings； &c。； copiously given； and most of the original Libels； in different parts of that sad Book （compiled by Travenol's Advocate； a very sad fellow himself）： see also OEuvres de Voltaire； lxxiii。 355 n。； 385 n。； IB。 i。 97； BARBIER； ii。 487。 All in a very jumbled； dateless； vague and incorrect condition。＇ Olympian Jove in distressed circumstances VERSUS a hungry Dog who had eaten dirty puddings。 Paris； in all its Saloons and Literary Coffee…houses （figure the ANTRE DE PROCOPE； on Publication nights！）； had； monthly or so； the exquisite malign banquet； and grinned over the Law Pleadings： what Magazine Serial of our day can be so interesting to the emptiest mind！
〃Lasted； I find； for above a year。 From Spri