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eyes off the half a ton of copper or the bushel of tenpenny nails;
for nails and copper are a shipwright's sweethearts; and
shipwrights will run away with them whenever they can。 So; the
Devil said; 'I see what you are looking at; Chips。 You had better
strike the bargain。 You know the terms。 Your father before you
was well acquainted with them; and so were your grandfather and
great…grandfather before him。' Says Chips; 'I like the copper; and
I like the nails; and I don't mind the pot; but I don't like the
rat。' Says the Devil; fiercely; 'You can't have the metal without
him … and HE'S a curiosity。 I'm going。' Chips; afraid of losing
the half a ton of copper and the bushel of nails; then said; 'Give
us hold!' So; he got the copper and the nails and the pot and the
rat that could speak; and the Devil vanished。 Chips sold the
copper; and he sold the nails; and he would have sold the pot; but
whenever he offered it for sale; the rat was in it; and the dealers
dropped it; and would have nothing to say to the bargain。 So;
Chips resolved to kill the rat; and; being at work in the Yard one
day with a great kettle of hot pitch on one side of him and the
iron pot with the rat in it on the other; he turned the scalding
pitch into the pot; and filled it full。 Then; he kept his eye upon
it till it cooled and hardened; and then he let it stand for twenty
days; and then he heated the pitch again and turned it back into
the kettle; and then he sank the pot in water for twenty days more;
and then he got the smelters to put it in the furnace for twenty
days more; and then they gave it him out; red hot; and looking like
red…hot glass instead of iron…yet there was the rat in it; just the
same as ever! And the moment it caught his eye; it said with a
jeer:
'A Lemon has pips;
And a Yard has ships;
And I'll have Chips!'
(For this Refrain I had waited since its last appearance; with
inexpressible horror; which now culminated。) Chips now felt
certain in his own mind that the rat would stick to him; the rat;
answering his thought; said; 'I will … like pitch!'
Now; as the rat leaped out of the pot when it had spoken; and made
off; Chips began to hope that it wouldn't keep its word。 But; a
terrible thing happened next day。 For; when dinner…time came; and
the Dock…bell rang to strike work; he put his rule into the long
pocket at the side of his trousers; and there he found a rat … not
that rat; but another rat。 And in his hat; he found another; and
in his pocket…handkerchief; another; and in the sleeves of his
coat; when he pulled it on to go to dinner; two more。 And from
that time he found himself so frightfully intimate with all the
rats in the Yard; that they climbed up his legs when he was at
work; and sat on his tools while he used them。 And they could all
speak to one another; and he understood what they said。 And they
got into his lodging; and into his bed; and into his teapot; and
into his beer; and into his boots。 And he was going to be married
to a corn…chandler's daughter; and when he gave her a workbox he
had himself made for her; a rat jumped out of it; and when he put
his arm round her waist; a rat clung about her; so the marriage was
broken off; though the banns were already twice put up … which the
parish clerk well remembers; for; as he handed the book to the
clergyman for the second time of asking; a large fat rat ran over
the leaf。 (By this time a special cascade of rats was rolling down
my back; and the whole of my small listening person was overrun
with them。 At intervals ever since; I have been morbidly afraid of
my own pocket; lest my exploring hand should find a specimen or two
of those vermin in it。)
You may believe that all this was very terrible to Chips; but even
all this was not the worst。 He knew besides; what the rats were
doing; wherever they were。 So; sometimes he would cry aloud; when
he was at his club at night; 'Oh! Keep the rats out of the
convicts' burying…ground! Don't let them do that!' Or; 'There's
one of them at the cheese down…stairs!' Or; 'There's two of them
smelling at the baby in the garret!' Or; other things of that
sort。 At last; he was voted mad; and lost his work in the Yard;
and could get no other work。 But; King George wanted men; so
before very long he got pressed for a sailor。 And so he was taken
off in a boat one evening to his ship; lying at Spithead; ready to
sail。 And so the first thing he made out in her as he got near
her; was the figure…head of the old Seventy…four; where he had seen
the Devil。 She was called the Argonaut; and they rowed right under
the bowsprit where the figure…head of the Argonaut; with a
sheepskin in his hand and a blue gown on; was looking out to sea;
and sitting staring on his forehead was the rat who could speak;
and his exact words were these: 'Chips ahoy! Old boy! We've
pretty well eat them too; and we'll drown the crew; and will eat
them too!' (Here I always became exceedingly faint; and would have
asked for water; but that I was speechless。)
The ship was bound for the Indies; and if you don't know where that
is; you ought to it; and angels will never love you。 (Here I felt
myself an outcast from a future state。) The ship set sail that
very night; and she sailed; and sailed; and sailed。 Chips's
feelings were dreadful。 Nothing ever equalled his terrors。 No
wonder。 At last; one day he asked leave to speak to the Admiral。
The Admiral giv' leave。 Chips went down on his knees in the Great
State Cabin。 'Your Honour; unless your Honour; without a moment's
loss of time; makes sail for the nearest shore; this is a doomed
ship; and her name is the Coffin!' 'Young man; your words are a
madman's words。' 'Your Honour no; they are nibbling us away。'
'They?' 'Your Honour; them dreadful rats。 Dust and hollowness
where solid oak ought to be! Rats nibbling a grave for every man
on board! Oh! Does your Honour love your Lady and your pretty
children?' 'Yes; my man; to be sure。' 'Then; for God's sake; make
for the nearest shore; for at this present moment the rats are all
stopping in their work; and are all looking straight towards you
with bare teeth; and are all saying to one another that you shall
never; never; never; never; see your Lady and your children more。'
'My poor fellow; you are a case for the doctor。 Sentry; take care
of this man!'
So; he was bled and he was blistered; and he was this and that; for
six whole days and nights。 So; then he again asked leave to speak
to the Admiral。 The Admiral giv' leave。 He went down on his knees
in the Great State Cabin。 'Now; Admiral; you must die! You took
no warning; you must die! The rats are never wrong in their
calculations; and they make out that they'll be through; at twelve
to…night。 So; you must die! … With me and all the rest!' And so
at twelve o'clock there was a great leak reported in the ship; and
a torrent of wa