按键盘上方向键 ← 或 → 可快速上下翻页,按键盘上的 Enter 键可回到本书目录页,按键盘上方向键 ↑ 可回到本页顶部!
————未阅读完?加入书签已便下次继续阅读!
〃O Sir Richard; gratias tibi et Domino! but the boy hits shrewdly hard。 Nevertheless I have repaid him in inverse kind; and set him an imposition; to learn me one of Phaedrus his fables; Sir Richard; if you do not think it too much。〃
〃Which; then? The one about the man who brought up a lion's cub; and was eaten by him in play at last?〃
〃Ah; Sir Richard! you have always a merry wit。 But; indeed; the boy is a brave boy; and a quick boy; Sir Richard; but more forgetful than Lethe; andsapienti loquorit were well if he were away; for I shall never see him again without my head aching。 Moreover; he put my son Jack upon the fire last Wednesday; as you would put a football; though he is a year older; your worship; because; he said; he looked so like a roasting pig; Sir Richard。〃
〃Alas; poor Jack!〃
〃And what's more; your worship; he is pugnax; bellicosus; gladiator; a fire…eater and swash…buckler; beyond all Christian measure; a very sucking Entellus; Sir Richard; and will do to death some of her majesty's lieges erelong; if he be not wisely curbed。 It was but a month agone that he bemoaned himself; I hear; as Alexander did; because there were no more worlds to conquer; saying that it was a pity he was so strong; for; now he had thrashed all the Bideford lads; he had no sport left; and so; as my Jack tells me; last Tuesday week he fell upon a young man of Barnstaple; Sir Richard; a hosier's man; sir; and plebeius (which I consider unfit for one of his blood); and; moreover; a man full grown; and as big as either of us (Vindex stood five feet four in his high…heeled shoes); and smote him clean over the quay into the mud; because he said that there was a prettier maid in Barnstaple (your worship will forgive my speaking of such toys; to which my fidelity compels me) than ever Bideford could show; and then offered to do the same to any man who dare say that Mistress Rose Salterne; his worship the mayor's daughter; was not the fairest lass in all Devon。〃
〃Eh? Say that over again; my good sir;〃 quoth Sir Richard; who had thus arrived; as we have seen; at the second count of the indictment。 〃I say; good sir; whence dost thou hear all these pretty stories?〃
〃My son Jack; Sir Richard; my son Jack; ingenui vultus puer。〃
〃But not; it seems; ingenui pudoris。 Tell thee what; Mr。 Schoolmaster; no wonder if thy son gets put on the fire; if thou employ him as a tale…bearer。 But that is the way of all pedagogues and their sons; by which they train the lads up eavesdroppers and favor…curriers; and prepare themsirrah; do you hear?for a much more lasting and hotter fire than that which has scorched thy son Jack's nether…tackle。 Do you mark me; sir?〃
The poor pedagogue; thus cunningly caught in his own trap; stood trembling before his patron; who; as hereditary head of the Bridge Trust; which endowed the school and the rest of the Bideford charities; could; by a turn of his finger; sweep him forth with the besom of destruction; and he gasped with terror as Sir Richard went on〃Therefore; mind you; Sir Schoolmaster; unless you shall promise me never to hint word of what has passed between us two; and that neither you nor yours shall henceforth carry tales of my godson; or speak his name within a day's march of Mistress Salterne's; look to it; if I do not〃
What was to be done in default was not spoken; for down went poor old Vindex on his knees:
〃Oh; Sir Richard! Excellentissime; immo praecelsissime Domine et Senator; I promise! O sir; Miles et Eques of the Garter; Bath; and Golden Fleece; consider your dignities; and my old ageand my great familynine childrenoh; Sir Richard; and eight of them girls!Do eagles war with mice? says the ancient!〃
〃Thy large family; eh? How old is that fat…witted son of thine?〃
〃Sixteen; Sir Richard; but that is not his fault; indeed!〃
〃Nay; I suppose he would be still sucking his thumb if he dared get up; manget up and seat yourself。〃
〃Heaven forbid!〃 murmured poor Vindex; with deep humility。
〃Why is not the rogue at Oxford; with a murrain on him; instead of lurching about here carrying tales and ogling the maidens?〃
〃I had hoped; Sir Richardand therefore I said it was not his faultbut there was never a servitorship at Exeter open。〃
〃Go to; mango to! I will speak to my brethren of the Trust; and to Oxford he shall go this autumn; or else to Exeter gaol; for a strong rogue; and a masterless man。 Do you hear?〃
〃Hear?oh; sir; yes! and return thanks。 Jack shall go; Sir Richard; doubt it notI were mad else; and; Sir Richard; may I go too?〃
And therewith Vindex vanished; and Sir Richard enjoyed a second mighty laugh; which brought in Lady Grenville; who possibly had overheard the whole; for the first words she said were
〃I think; my sweet life; we had better go up to Burrough。〃
So to Burrough they went; and after much talk; and many tears; matters were so concluded that Amyas Leigh found himself riding joyfully towards Plymouth; by the side of Sir Richard; and being handed over to Captain Drake; vanished for three years from the good town of Bideford。
And now he is returned in triumph; and the observed of all observers; and looks round and round; and sees all faces whom he expects; except one; and that the one which he had rather see than his mother's? He is not quite sure。 Shame on himself!
And now the prayers being ended; the rector ascends the pulpit; and begins his sermon on the text:
〃The heaven and the heaven of heavens are the Lord's; the whole earth hath he given to the children of men;〃 deducing therefrom craftily; to the exceeding pleasure of his hearers; the iniquity of the Spaniards in dispossessing the Indians; and in arrogating to themselves the sovereignty of the tropic seas; the vanity of the Pope of Rome in pretending to bestow on them the new countries of America; and the justice; valor; and glory of Mr。 Drake and his expedition; as testified by God's miraculous protection of him and his; both in the Straits of Magellan; and in his battle with the Galleon; and last; but not least; upon the rock by Celebes; when the Pelican lay for hours firmly fixed; and was floated off unhurt; as it were by miracle; by a sudden shift of wind。
Ay; smile; reader; if you will; and; perhaps; there was matter for a smile in that honest sermon; interlarded; as it was; with scraps of Greek and Hebrew; which no one understood; but every one expected as their right (for a preacher was nothing then who could not prove himself 〃a good Latiner〃); and graced; moreover; by a somewhat pedantic and lengthy refutation from Scripture of Dan Horace's cockney horror of the sea
〃Illi robur et aes triplex;〃 etc。
and his infidel and ungodly slander against the impias rates; and their crews。
Smile; if you will: but those were days (and there were never less superstitious ones) in which Englishmen believed in the living God; and were not ashamed to acknowledge; as a matter of course; His help and providence; and calling; in the matters of daily life; which we now in our covert atheism term 〃secular and carnal;〃 and when; the sermon ended; the communion service had begun; and the bread and the wine were given to those five mariners; every gallant gentle