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Stung his nose and his knees；
So he very soon went back to Dover。
35。
There was an Old Man of Marseilles；
Whose daughters wore bottle…green veils；
They caught several Fish；
Which they put in a dish；
And sent to their Pa at Marseilles。
36。
There was an Old Person of Cadiz；
Who was always polite to all ladies；
But in handing his daughter；
He fell into the water；
Which drowned that Old Person of Cadiz。
37。
There was an Old Person of Basing；
Whose presence of mind was amazing；
He purchased a steed；
Which he rode at full speed；
And escaped from the people of Basing。
38。
There was an Old Man of Quebec；
A beetle ran over his neck；
But he cried； 〃With a needle；
I'll slay you； O beadle！〃
That angry Old Man of Quebec。
39。
There was an Old Person of Philae；
Whose conduct was scroobious and wily；
He rushed up a Palm；
When the weather was calm；
And observed all the ruins of Philae。
40。
There was a Young Lady of Bute；
Who played on a silver…gilt flute；
She played several jigs；
To her uncle's white pigs；
That amusing Young Lady of Bute。
41。
There was a Young Lady whose nose；
Was so long that it reached to her toes；
So she hired an Old Lady；
Whose conduct was steady；
To carry that wonderful nose。
42。
There was a Young Lady of Turkey；
Who wept when the weather was murky；
When the day turned out fine；
She ceased to repine；
That capricious Young Lady of Turkey。
43。
There was an Old Man of Apulia；
Whose conduct was very peculiar；
He fed twenty sons；
Upon nothing but buns；
That whimsical Man of Apulia。
44。
There was an Old Man with a poker；
Who painted his face with red oker；
When they said； 〃You're a Guy！〃
He made no reply；
But knocked them all down with his poker。
45。
There was an Old Person of Prague；
Who was suddenly seized with the plague；
But they gave him some butter；
Which caused him to mutter；
And cured that Old Person of Prague。
46。
There was an Old Man of the North；
Who fell into a basin of broth；
But a laudable cook；
Fished him out with a hook；
Which saved that Old Man of the North。
47。
There was a Young Lady of Poole；
Whose soup was excessively cool；
So she put it to boil；
By the aid of some oil；
That ingenious Young Lady of Poole。
48。
There was an Old Person of Mold；
Who shrank from sensations of cold；
So he purchased some muffs；
Some furs and some fluffs；
And wrapped himself from the cold。
49。
There was an Old Man or Nepaul；
》From his horse had a terrible fall；
But； though split quite in two；
By some very strong glue；
They mended that Man of Nepaul。
50。
There was an old Man of th' Abruzzi；
So blind that he couldn't his foot see；
When they said； 〃That's your toe；〃
He replied； 〃Is it so？〃
That doubtful old Man of th' Abruzzi。
51。
There was an Old Person of Rhodes；
Who strongly objected to toads；
He paid several cousins；
To catch them by dozens；
That futile Old Person of Rhodes。
52。
There was an Old Man of Peru；
Who watched his wife making a stew；
But once by mistake；
In a stove she did bake；
That unfortunate Man of Peru。
53。
There was an Old Man of Melrose；
Who walked on the tips of his toes；
But they said； 〃It ain't pleasant；
To see you at present；
You stupid Old Man of Melrose。〃
54。
There was a Young Lady of Lucca；
Whose lovers completely forsook her；
She ran up a tree；
And said； 〃Fiddle…de…dee！〃
Which embarassed the people of Lucca。
55。
There was an old Man of Bohemia；
Whose daughter was christened Euphemia；
Till one day； to his grief；
She married a thief；
Which grieved that old Man of Bohemia。
56。
There was an Old Man of Vesuvius；
Who studied the works of Vitruvius；
When the flames burnt his book；
To drinking he took；
That morbid Old Man of Vesuvius。
57。
There was an Old Man of Cape Horn；
Who wished he had never been born；
So he sat on a chair；
Till he died of despair；
That dolorous Man of Cape Horn。
58。
There was an Old Lady whose folly；
Induced her to sit in a holly；
Whereon by a thorn；
Her dress being torn；
She quickly became melancholy。
59。
There was an Old Man of Corfu；
Who never knew what he should do；
So he rushed up and down；
Till the sun made him brown；
That bewildered Old Man of Corfu。
60。
There was an Old Man of the South；
Who had an immoderate mouth；
But in swallowing a dish；
That was quite full of fish；
He was choked； that Old Man of the South。
61。
There was an Old Man of the Nile；
Who sharpened his nails with a file；
Till he cut off his thumbs；
And said calmly； 〃This comes
Of sharpening one's nails with a file！〃
62。
There was an Old Person of Rheims；
Who was troubled with horrible dreams；
So； to keep him awake；
They fed him with cake；
Which amused that Old Person of Rheims。
63。
There was an Old Person of Cromer；
Who stood on one leg to read Homer；
When he found he grew stiff；
He jumped over the cliff；
Which concluded that Person of Cromer。
64。
There was an Old Person of Troy；
Whose drink was warm brandy and soy；
Which he took with a spoon；
By the light of the moon；
In sight of the city of Troy。
65。
There was an Old Man of the Dee；
Who was sadly annoyed by a flea；
When he said； 〃I will scratch it；〃
They gave him a hatchet；
Which grieved that Old Man of the Dee。
66。
There was an Old Man of Dundee；
Who frequented the top of a tree；
When disturbed by the crows；
He abruptly arose；
And exclaimed； 〃I'll return to Dundee。〃
67。
There was an Old Person of Tring；
Who embellished his nose with a ring；
He gazed at the moon；
Every evening in June；
That ecstatic Old Person of Tring。
68。
There was an Old Man on some rocks；
Who shut his wife up in a box；
When she said； 〃Let me out；〃
He exclaimed； 〃Without doubt；
You will pass all your life in that box。〃
69。
There was an Old Man of Coblenz；
The length of whose legs was immense；
He went with one prance；
》From Turkey to France；
That surprising Old Man of Coblenz。
70。
There was an Old Man of Calcutta；
Who perpetually ate bread and butter；
Till a great bit of muffin；
On which he was stuffing；
Choked that horrid old man of Calcutta。
71。
There was an Old Man in a pew；
Whose waistcoat was spotted with blue；
But he tore it in pieces；
To give to his nieces；
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